Archive - Feb 10, 2015
Former IMF Head: "I Only Had 12 Sex Parties In Three Years"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 11:28 -0500Ex-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK) - who denies charges of pimping - has told a court in northern France that prosecutors had greatly exaggerated the frequency of his "licentious evenings." In fact, as The BBC reports, DSK explained (with a straight face) that he took part in only a few rare sex parties - "only 12 parties the last 3 years."
The Coup Is Complete: US Embassy In Yemen Shutting Down, Ambassador To Leave By Wednesday
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 11:20 -0500Another US-friendly regime has folded completely, and after bumbling US foreign intervention in Libya and Egypt made the countries into terrorist breeding grounds where Americans are kidnapped on sight or worse, it is now Yemen's turn: another country in the Middle East whose president until recently was backed by the US government, and which will now be nothing more than civilian casualty fodder for remote-controlled US drones.
- YEMENI EMPLOYEES SAY US AMBASSADOR IN YEMEN INFORMS STAFF THE EMBASSY IS CLOSING DOWN COMPLETELY, AMBASSADOR TO LEAVE BY WEDNESDAY
For those Americans who are still on location, fear not: you are in good hands: US TO ASK TURKEY OR ALGERIA TO LOOK AFTER ITS INTERESTS IN YEMEN WHILE THE EMBASSY IS CLOSED - YEMENI US EMBASSY EMPLOYEES
The Euro Smells a Grexit… Stocks Don't
Submitted by Phoenix Capital Research on 02/10/2015 11:18 -0500Draghi will need a lot more than a few bluffs to get his way through this one. The market smells blood.
The Top 0.1% Loves A Guaranteed Minimum Income: With One Caveat
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 11:15 -0500
Schauble Shoots Down Stock Surge Catalyst, Says 6 Month Report Is "Wrong", Says If No New Programme "All Over"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 10:48 -0500When we reported about the latest trial balloon floated by the European commission, namely that Greece may be granted a 6 month extension, we said very clearly, because we knew precisely what was coming, that this report "has to be validated by other members of the European Commission as well as Merkel and the other Germans (and may well be refuted, considering this is Europe)" and "this is after all Europe, which means Eurozone ministers always float trial balloons headlines ahead of major meetings like the one tomorrow, gauge the market reaction, then quickly retract them. Well, the market test has been conducted."
Case in point: SCHAEUBLE: REPORT COMMISSION TO GRANT GREECE 6 MONTHS `WRONG'
No Europe, they are not laughing with you. Laughter aside, this of course, means that Greece now once again has full liberty to engage Russia and China as sources of funding right?
How Dan Loeb Thinks The Greek Crisis Plays Out
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 10:23 -0500As reported yesterday in his Q4 letter to investors, Third Point's Dan Loeb took down his net leverage going into 2015 for one simple reason: a "haunted house market" as he described it, where "a new scary event lurks around each corner", and no event is scarier than a worst-case outcome to the Greek situation. So how does Loeb see the latest Greek crisis ending? Read on for this thoughts.
Great News America: Oil Prices Are Tumbling Once Again - WTI $50 Handle
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 10:23 -0500Oil prices tumbling 'was' great news for Americans - all those juicy tax cuts to spend on stuff that is not gas (in an entirely zero-sum game of economic value added).. but then prices started to rise. A new meme was created... rising oil prices are great news for Americans - they get to keep their high-paying drilling jobs and gas prices are cheap-ish... Following yesterday's misunderstood statement from the Saudis (that demand for their oil will rise - because US Shale is hosed), the IEA warned this morning that another big build in inventory is likely due to a "dramatic" gain in US stockpiles. That has sent WTI back into the $50 handle range and creates a rather ominous double-top in the crude complex... Perhaps it's time for Energy stocks to fall back from hope-ville heights of 28x multiples.
RANsquawk Preview: BoE Quarterly Inflation Report 12th February 2015
Submitted by RANSquawk Video on 02/10/2015 10:22 -0500Wholesale Inventory Growth Slowest Since May 2013, Sales Tumble - Worst Ratio Since Lehman
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 10:08 -0500There goes GDP... Inventory growth stalled notably to just 0.1% MoM in December (missing the 0.2% rise expectations) from 0.8% growth in November to its lowest since May 2013. The other side of the spectrum was even worse with Wholesale Sales sliding a worse-than-expected 0.4% leaving the December inventories/sales ratio at 1.22 (up from 1.16 in December) to the worst level since Lehman. If we build it... based on artificial price signals and mal-investment - they didn't come...
After Greece Warns It May Get Funds From Russia Or China, Europe Said To Propose 6 Month Extension
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 09:57 -0500Update: EUROPEAN COMMISSION SAYS THERE IS NO FORMAL PROPOSAL FOR GREECE BUT TALKS ARE INTENSIVE
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Did Europe just fold? Moments ago Bloomberg blasted a headline which has to be validated (and may well be refuted considering this is Europe), which said that:
COMMISSION TO PROPOSE 6 MONTH EXTENSION FOR GREECE - SOURCES.
So did Greece just win the first round of its stand off with Brussels, and why? What emerged as the biggest point of leverage overnight was the following threat reported hours ago by Reuters, citing the Greek defense minister Kammenos, who essentially threatened to go to Russia and/or China if Europe decline to cooperate.
Despite The ECB's Worst Wishes, Greek Deposit Outflows Said To Slow To A Trickle In February
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 09:53 -0500Since central banks are there 24/7 and on site to intervene and "eliminate" Greek leverage at any flashing red headline, it is up to Greece to create a narrative that the European leverage in turn is also weaker, which means to project, whether based on truth or otherwise, that Greek bank deposit outflows are slowing. That is precisely what Reuters reported moments ago when it reported, citing Greek bankers, that deposit outflows have slowed so far in February after a sharp increase estimated for a month earlier, but savers are still uneasy over the new leftist government's standoff with its official lenders.
And The Options Market Breaks...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 09:43 -05000945ET - BATS OPTIONS HAS REVOKED SELF-HELP VS NASDAQ OPTIONS MARKET

Stocks Slide As Europe Talks Back Its Greek 'Bailout Extension' Trial Balloon
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 09:36 -0500Having achieved only modest gains in risk assets from the 'rumored' six-month-extension trial balloon for Greece, it appears European leaders are standing in line to refute the fact that they "folded" and talk back the non-bailout bailout. First, Italy's FinMin Padoan denying he has seen any plan; then the European Commission stating unequivocally that "there is no formal proposal," and finally none other than Jeroen Dijsselbloem bleets that "discussions with Greece have yet to start." But apart from that, everything is fixed...
Small Business Optimism Tumbles, Misses By Most In Over 2 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/10/2015 09:14 -0500But the shadow of crisis has passed... it appears the engine of job growth in America is sputtering as NFIB Small Business optimism dropped from 100.4 to 97.9 (against an extrapolated 101.0 expectation - the biggest miss since Nov 2012). Across the board the data was disappointing with the percentage of firms expecting a better economy falling to 0%, and the number of employers anticipating job creation drops to just 14%.





