Archive - Feb 2015
February 4th
"Dear 1%"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 14:13 -0500Dear 1%,
You are receiving this invitation because you live in the most expensive postal routes of Los Angeles...
Terrorism Works? UAE Suspends ISIS Attacks, Threatens To Pull Out Of Coalition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 13:41 -0500Following the disgusting images of a Jordanian pilot being burned (allegedly) burned alive by ISIS yesterday, the US coalition against the terrorists appears to be faltering. As The NY Times reports, The United Arab Emirates, a crucial Arab ally in the American-led coalition against the Islamic State, suspended airstrikes against the Sunni extremist group in December, citing fears for its pilots’ safety. The UAE made it clear its pilots will not return to the fight until the Pentagon improve its search-and-rescue efforts, shifting the base of support from Kuwait to Iraq, after foreign minister, Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, "let [Barabara Leaf] have it over this," the new American ambassador, why Central Command, in his country’s view, had not put proper assets in northern Iraq for rescuing downed pilots.
Bulls Beware: Dennis Gartman Just Flip-Flopped To Bullish... Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 13:21 -0500"... we would, under most circumstances, “see” this unanimous direction of all ten markets to the upside to be a harbinger of a bearish move… the harbinger of the end of the current bull market; but… and this is perhaps the very biggest of “buts”…this time may be different… maybe. This time the markets seem to want to levitate skyward and thus far any attempts to “call” the top and positions ourselves in anticipation of a downward price correction have proven futile and badly wrong."
Mainstream Media Narrative Implodes As WTI Slumps Below $50
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 12:56 -0500Presented with no comment...
How The ISM Beat Expectations: It Assumed January Weather Was Worse Than The Polar Vortex
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 12:55 -0500Earlier today, when the Markit PMI and the ISM non-manufacturing data disagreed violently over a key aspect of the economy, namely that according to the first, the all important, forward-looking New Orders had dropped to the lowest since the great financial crisis, while according to the latter, they rebounded modestly in January, we decided to go straight to the source: the unadjusted data which does not incorporate any gratuitous seasonal adjustments (which for the ISM, were just adjusted as part of its annual revision spectacle). This is what we found.
There Are No "Tailwinds"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 12:16 -0500The economy being talked about in the media just doesn’t exist, no matter how you view the unemployment rate. There is no spending because there is no income(marginally deficient). Instead, what we see is instability where these low levels of activity and true wealth creation persist. There are no “tailwinds” to be found here, only confusion about the relative state of progress. Going from really bad to less bad is not recovery, just another fact of an unstable economy plodding its way toward the next, and eventual, dislocation.
Government Brilliance In Action
Submitted by Tim Knight from Slope of Hope on 02/04/2015 12:08 -0500I was always a little curious how much my fair city was spending on these guys, who basically sit on plastic chairs and stare into space all day.
“Buy Gold” and Short Federal Reserve, Says Marc Faber
Submitted by GoldCore on 02/04/2015 12:00 -0500Marc Faber warned at the weekend that 2015 may be the year that investors will lose confidence in central banks and that investors will “suddenly realise what a scam that central banking is”.
Something Has To Give
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 11:55 -0500First, from Bloomberg:
- GREEK GOVT WON'T ACCEPT TROIKA REMAINING IN COUNTRY: OFFICIAL
And from Reuters:
- EU'S SCHULZ SAYS GREEK GOV'T HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP ITS OBLIGATIONS TO EUROPEAN PARTNERS
Goldman Cuts January Payrolls Forecast From 250K to 210K
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 11:41 -0500"Mainly due to the weaker employment component of the ISM nonmanufacturing index, we reduced our forecast for January nonfarm payroll employment growth to 210k, from 250k previously."
There Are Far Fewer Terror Attacks Now Than In the 1970s
Submitted by George Washington on 02/04/2015 11:31 -0500“Keep Fear Alive”
2008 Deja Vu: GMAC Confirms SEC Probe Of Subprime Loans, Will "Investigate Itself"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 11:24 -0500While not entirely surprising, the fact that GM Financial has admitted that:
*GM FINANCIAL: SEC PROBING SUB-PRIME LOAN SECURITIZATION
Of course, we should not worry about this... we are sure it is "contained" as GM reports it is "investigating matters internally" - just like it did with the ignition switch year ago?
9/11 Conspirator Admits Saudi Royal Family Funded Al-Qaeda Attacks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 10:56 -0500"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," appears to be the 'do-nothing-stupid' strategy that Washington continues to play in The Middle East. How else to explain the continuing 'close-ally' relationship with Saudi Arabia given that, as Reuters reports, Zacarias Moussaoui - a former al Qaeda operative imprisoned for life for his role in the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks - has told lawyers for victims of the attacks that members of the Saudi royal family supported the Islamic militant group. Saudi officials were quick to denounce these statements as those of "a deranged criminal whose own lawyers presented evidence that he was mentally incompetent," as he included some "extremely famous" Saudi officials as 'donors' during Osama bin Laden's tenure.
Another Conspiracy Theory Becomes Fact: The Entire Oil Collapse Is All About Crushing Russian Control Over Syria
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/04/2015 10:45 -0500And so the great chess game involving Saudi Arabia, Russia, the United States, Qatar, Syria, ISIS, Ukraine, natural gas and lots and lots of oil, is finally revealed.






