Archive - Mar 9, 2015
Ranking This Bull Market Rally
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 10:59 -0500"Despite much hope that the current breakout of the markets is the beginning of a new secular 'bull' market - the economic and fundamental variables suggest otherwise. Valuations and sentiment are at very elevated levels which is the opposite of what has been seen previously. Interest rates, inflation, wages and savings rates are all at historically low levels that are normally seen at the end of secular bull market periods. Lastly, the consumer, the main driver of the economy, will not be able to become a significantly larger chunk of the economy than they are today as the fundamental capacity to releverage to similar extremes is no longer available."
Presenting The Buyers Of More Than 100% Of New German And Japanese Bond Issuance
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 10:38 -0500We already know that the Bank of Japan will monetize 100% or just over of all Japanese gross sovereign bond issuance (source). As for Germany, on a run-rate basis, and assuming allocation based on the abovementioned capital key, it means that for the next 12 month period, assuming no major funding changes in Germany, the ECB will swallow more than a whopping 140% of gross German issuance! Or, said otherwise, the entities who will buy more than all gross German and Japanese issuance for the next 12 months, are the ECB and the Bank of Japan, respectively.
Greece Folds (Again); Ready To Propose "New" Reforms Immediately
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 10:26 -0500Following earlier comments from various Eurogroup members - after yesterday's dismissal of Greece's proposed "reforms" - ranging from Slovakia's "Greece needs to face the naked truth," to Dijsselbloem's "we seem to be losing time on Greece," and Schaeuble's "not a lot has happened on Greece," it appears Greece has quickly folded once again and acquiesced to EU's demands for harsher cuts. With cash unlikely to last more than 3 weeks and being unlikely to get the EU1.9bn in bond profits from the ECB (according to EU officials), Greek officials have stated that they are "willing to enrich" the list of reforms.
American "Nightmare" Shocker: The Real US Homeownership Rate Has Never Been Lower
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 10:24 -0500When stripping away the now traditional assumption fudges which have flooded every single data set and made virtually all the New Paranormal data meangingless due to its reliance on pre-Lehman crash demographic and labor participation assumptions, the reality is that not only is the American Dream now completely over, but that the American Nightmare has never been worse, because as BofA just calculated, the real US homeownership rate has never been lower!
New Yorkers Consider Secession After Cuomo's Permanent Ban On Fracking
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 10:07 -0500One could argue America was conceived from intense frustration that ultimately led to separation. Fed up with what they perceived as excessive control by the Crown, colonists to the “New England”, in essence, seceded in 1776, and thus the United States was born. Now, there is a renewed and growing secession conversation brewing, this time fueled by a commodity: Natural gas. Infuriated by Governor Andrew Cuomo’s December decision to permanently instill a ban against hydraulic fracture stimulation, or fracking, residents in 15 communities in the Southern Tier of New York are discussing the possibility of redrawing the border between New York and Pennsylvania.
This Was Not Supposed To Happen
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 09:43 -0500As Mario Draghi unleashes his trillion euro bond buying program - aimed from what we are told, at lowering risk premia in credit markets to stimulate the eurozone's economy from utter stagnation - things are not going according to plan. Away from Greece, peripheral bond spreads are all up 8bps on the day and stock indices are mixed on this first day of DOMO (Draghi Open Market Operations) Of course, the other reason for Q€ is to implicitly (because one would never explicitly admit to joining the currency wars) devalue the currency - thus improving competitiveness and exports for the EU; but that's not working out so well as Germany's exports dropped and missed by the most since August... this was not supposed to happen.
Fed's Labor Market Conditions Index Offers No Bad News Hope For Bulls
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 09:07 -0500Following Friday's "great" jobs data - which tumbled stocks - investors were looking hopefully at this morning's Labor Market Conditions Index for any bad news that was good enough to hint that The Fed will stay lower, longer and extend liftoff just one or two more quarters... they were disappointed...
If Everything's So Rosy, Why Is This Happening?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 09:01 -0500The financial news is astonishingly rosy: record trade surpluses in China, positive surprises in Europe, the best run of new jobs added to the U.S. economy since the go-go 1990s, and the gift that keeps on giving to consumers everywhere, low oil prices. So if everything is so fantastic, why are new orders cratering?
"Motivated" Seller Whiting Petroleum Jumps Despite 1043x Forward P/E
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 08:38 -0500Whiting Petroleum - the largest oil producer in the Bakken shale formation - has caught some investors' (and TV talking heads) eyes this morning as it has jumped over 11% on speculation that its decision to put itself up for sale - as a "motivated" seller - somehow means the collapse in the share price will be reversed by some greater fool who sees "synergies." We wonder though... who exactly is going to buy this company that trades at a 1043x Forward P/E?
ECB Confused How To Mask Losses On Negative Yield Bond Purchases
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 08:16 -0500As QE kicks off in Europe, ECB has no plan to account for losses on negative yielding assets.
Russia Responds To European Army Proposal: Rattles "Nuclear" Sabre
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 08:02 -0500Having specifically aimed his call for a unified European Army at "reacting credibly to show Russia that Europe is serious about defending its values," it is no surprise that Russia has responded to Jean-Claude Juncker's statements. As TASS reports, first deputy chairman of the United Russia faction in the State Duma, Frants Klintsevich, told the media on Sunday that "in the nuclear age extra armies do not provide any additional security. But they surely can play a provocative role," adding it was regrettable that such ideas had already met with some support.
Key Events In The Coming Week
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 07:53 -0500- Auto Sales
- Budget Deficit
- China
- Cleveland Fed
- Consumer Confidence
- Consumer Sentiment
- CPI
- Dallas Fed
- Fisher
- fixed
- France
- Germany
- Greece
- Initial Jobless Claims
- Italy
- Japan
- Market Conditions
- Michigan
- Monetary Policy
- Money Supply
- Moving Averages
- NFIB
- Recession
- Unemployment
- University Of Michigan
- Washington D.C.
- Wholesale Inventories
To some (mostly those in the 1-10% wealth bucket) the main event today is the iWatch unveiling. To others (mostly those not in the 1-10% wealth bucket) it is the Eurogroup meeting in which the fate of Greece will be discussed and perhaps decided. One thing is certain: virtually nobody will care when the Fed's Mester and Kocherlakota speak later today as the Fed is now - supposedly - set to hike no matter what. Here is what the other main events are for the balance of the week.
McDonalds Stock Slides After Fast-Food Chain Reports 9th Consecutive Month Of Declining Global Sales
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 07:30 -0500While the debate rages just what is causing the persistent weakness in McDonalds same store sales now stretching into its second year, there is no debate that whatever the reason may be, the once-iconic fast food chain is hurting. Because after staging a modest year end comeback and almost rising back to flat in December when it almost broke even, dropping "only" 0.1%, since then global sales have once again slowed down markedly, and have dropped by 1.8% and 1.7% in January and February respectively.
Stocks Pop, Bond Yields Drop - SSDD As USDJPY 121 Fun-durr-mentals Hold
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/09/2015 07:22 -0500Presented with little comment.. more of a shoulder shrug...



