Archive - Apr 2015
April 8th
Hillary Clinton's Interactive Web Of Money
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 17:20 -0500Politics in America is controlled by money in America. But of course none of that, however accurate, makes it right.

Swiss Government Becomes First Ever To Issue 10Y Debt At A Negative Yield
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 16:53 -0500It had to happen sooner or later... in the new normal of yield-reaching, collateral-shortage-ing, money-printing economalypse, the Swiss government has become the first ever to issue a 10Y sovereign bond at a negative yield. As WSJ notes, while several European countries have sold government debt at negative yields up to five years of maturity - which means investors effectively pay for the privilege of buying it - no other country has previously stretched this out as long as 10 years. Mission Accomplished Central Bankers?
IMF Says Bernanke Is Wrong On Secular Stagnation
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 16:45 -0500In a new study, the IMF asks whether there's a global slump in real private investment (spoiler alert: yes there is and it's broad-based and endemic in advanced economies) and also suggests that productivity growth across the globe is likely to remain constrained for the foreseeable future.
The California Drought Is The Fault Of Capitalism (If We Ignore Economics & Math)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 16:10 -0500California is suffering from a shortage because the government foolishly sets limits on the price of water (and imposes all sorts of other restrictions on the distribution infrastructure). In a free market for water, the price would adjust to balance supply and demand, allowing people to ration it according to their own tastes. If someone really loved long showers, he could still take them, he would just pay a lot more and we would be spared the absurdity of Jerry Brown telling people they can’t water their lawns or wash their cars.
Non-GAAP Gimmickry 101: How Alcoa Just Beat Consensus EPS
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 15:46 -0500Some companies are notorious for buying back billions in stock in order to mask the decline in their earnings by reducing the number of shares outstanding. Alcoa, which still has a major debt overhang from the last financial crisis, is unable to do that as it simply does not have the free cash flow to dedicate to shareholder friendly activities. Instead, Klaus Kleinfeld's company is forced to resort to an even more primitive form of EPS fudging: massive quarterly EPS addbacks.
Stocks Gyrate Wildly Following Two Consecutive Stop Hunts, Close With A Whimper Despite More Fed Dovishness
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 15:08 -0500If there is one word to describe today's market, as well as the market of the past week, past month, and perhaps all of 2015, it is "stop hunts." Well, technically it's two words.
15 Years Of Stimulus - Nothing To Show
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 14:50 -0500At this point 15 years ought to count for something. After all, we have now used up one-seventh of this century. So you can’t say its too early to tell what’s going on or to identify the underlying trends. So, after another Jobs Friday: here is the tally: The number of breadwinner jobs in the US economy is still 2 million below where it was when Bill Clinton still had his hands on matters in the Oval Office.
Euro Corporate Bond Market Is "Tenacious Bubble," UBS Says
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 13:55 -0500"We believe such a scenario would have the potential to 'burst the corporate bond bubble' as bond yields would rise with inflation, corporate confidence would run high and a releveraging/deterioration in credit metrics would materialise resulting in bond fund outflows. The lack of liquidity in corporate bond markets would make the process particularly painful," UBS says, reiterating the perilousness of a secondary market lacking ample liquidity amid voracious investor demand for new issuance.
The "Markets" React To FOMC-Minutes-Implied Fed Confusion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 13:30 -0500"Boston Bomber" Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Found Guilty, Eligible For Death Penalty - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 13:28 -0500As was largely expected, after 11 hours of deliberations by the jury, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was convicted moments ago of killing four people and injuring 264 in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombings. While the guilty counts are still being read (the full list of 30 is presented below), he has already been found guilty of counts 1-10 all of which carry the death penalty. Next up: the jury must decide if he gets the death penalty.
FOMC Minutes Expose World Weary, Un-Patient, Dow-Data-Dependent Fed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 13:01 -0500Following the surprise dovish FOMC dot-downgrade to counter hawkish 'patience removal', and this morning's admission by Dudley that The Fed is Dow-Data-Dependent; expectations for the FOMC Minutes offering any insights were low...
- *FED OFFICIALS FAVORING LIFTOFF LATER IN 2015 CITED DOLLAR, OIL, CHINA, GREECE
- *FED OFFICIALS WERE SPLIT ON JUNE RATE RISE, FOMC MINUTES SHOW
- *MOST OFFICIALS SAW RISKS TO OUTLOOK, JOB MKT NEARLY BALANCED
So "worried" about the world, "downside" risk to growth but reasons to be cheerful, unpatient and data-dependent liftoff... something for everyone.
Inside The Mind Of California Governor Jerry Brown - An Artist's Impression
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 12:50 -0500What were you thinking?
Guest Post: Russia's Central Bank Governor Is Way Smarter Than Ours
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 12:25 -0500It wouldn’t be a first, but it would certainly be a – bigger – shock. That is to say, the Bank of England hijacked the head of Canada’s central bank some time ago, but, while unexpected enough, that would pale in comparison to the US hiring the present razor sharp and fiercely independent Governor of the Russian central bank, Elvira Sakhipzadovna Nabiullina. It would still seem to be a mighty fine idea, though. Not that we think it will happen. Yellen is obviously neither; she’s a cog in a machine that huffs and puffs and pumps and dumps to make sure her overlords in the blissful world of US finance make ever more profit no matter how bad things get in American society.
Shorts Mauled In Another Strong 10 Year Auction In Which Foreign Central Banks Push Yield To Taper Tantrum Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 12:15 -0500As noted yesterday, the short interest heading into today's 10 Year auction was massive. So massive, in fact, that the 10Y was trading super special in repo to the tune of -2.24% as an unknown number of speculators had hoped that what did not happen in March (when the 10Y auction carried a comparable short interest) will take place today. Sadly for them, they will have to wait one more month, while suffering yet another squeeze in the interim, because moments ago the 10Y priced at a yield of 1.925%, well through the 1.929% When Issued, and the lowest yield for bond auction since the bond market's "Taper Tantrum" freak out in May of 2013.
The SEC's Head HFT Investigator, Who Blamed The Flash Crash On Waddell & Reed, Is Leaving
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2015 11:59 -0500In retrospect, we almost feel bad for Gregg: after all in the new paranormal, in which the market is manipulated, fragmented and broken from the top (central banks) all the way to the very bottom (HFTs) with the sole purpose of pushing it ever higher in a futile attempt to restore confidence and retail investor participation in what is so clearly a rigged casino it is not easy pretending everything is fine when everything is on the verge of total collapse at any given (nano)second, and where the only recourse to coordinated selling is for the markets to break. Literally.



