Archive - Jul 2015
July 31st
The Swiss National Bank Is Long $94 Billion In Stocks, Reports Record Loss Equal To 7% Of Swiss GDP
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 10:56 -0500Earlier today, the SNB which is perhaps the most transparent hedge fund of all central banks and actually lays out its financial statements in a respectable manner every quarter, released its results for the second quarter (and first half) of 2015. The result: another absolutely epic loss, amounting to €50.1 billion ($51.8 billion) of which €47.2 billion on currency positions - a whopping 7% of Swiss GDP - meaning that in Q2 the SNB lost another €20 billion. This happened despite the SNB having invested 17%, or $94 billion, in foreign - mostly US -stocks.
Bad Data... Buy It All
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 10:41 -0500FOMC inflation fears... Weak GDP... Piss-poor wage growth... buy it all
The Cost of Stagnation: We're Living In Limbo
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 10:30 -0500This erosion of opportunities to complete life's stages and core dramas is rarely recognized, much less addressed. The End of Secure Work and the diminishing returns of financialization are disrupting these core human challenges and frustrating those who are unable to proceed to the next stage of life...
This Is What A Total Breakdown In Market Internals Looks Like
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 10:12 -0500Below-the-surface breakdowns strengthen BCA Research's conviction that investors should stay defensive. Technically, the S&P 500 looks weak. Breadth has thinned considerably this year. Less than 50% of S&P 500 industry groups are trading above their 40-week moving average and/or have a positive 52-week rate of change.
LinkedOut - Social Media Superstar Enters Bear Market Overnight
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 10:04 -0500Well that escalated quickly...
VIX Crushed Back To 11 Handle As "Investors" Seek Safety Of Biotechs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 09:53 -0500Because nothing says "sell vol with both hands and feet" and buy Biotechs like a collapse in the wage growth meme and consumer sentiment...
The 2015 Untrustworthies Report - Why Social Security Could Be Bankrupt In 12 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 09:50 -0500The so-called “trustees” of the social security system issued their annual report last week and the stenographers of the financial press dutifully reported that the day of reckoning when the trust funds run dry has been put off another year - until 2034. So take a breath and kick the can. That’s five Presidential elections away!
...Except that is not what the report really says.
Head Trader Of World's 4th Largest Hedge Fund Caught In HFT Frontrunning Scandal
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 09:25 -0500Shortly after we reported the latest market-rigging scandal, in which ITG was busted for frontrunning sellside clients in its dark pool in what has been since dubbed a "trading experiment" (because it sounds better than criminal conspiracy to defraud clients), and which will cost the company a record for a private Wall Street firm $22 million settlement, we had one question for AQR's Cliff Asness yesterday morning: "Hi @Cimmerian999, is Hitesh Mittal the AQR employee who was formerly at ITG and is part of the SEC settlement?" We got no answer from the AQR head, but luckily Bloomberg noticed, and as it turns out the answer to our question was a resounding yes.
Gold Surges Back Above $1100 As Dollar Dumps After Wage Data
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 09:18 -0500Paper gold prices continue their extreme volatility ride, spiking $20 as the dismal ECI data hit this morning (as we pre-suppose weak data means moar money printing inevitably coming down the pike)...
Chicago PMI Jumps To 6-Month Highs As UMich Consumer "Hope" Tumbles To 2015 Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 09:04 -0500It appears Chicago businesses are immune to the vaguaries of the worst quarterly wage growth in US history. Following significant weakness earlier in the year, Chicago PMI surged to 54.7, the second highest in 2015, smashing expectations of a 50.8 print. Having flashed its recessionary warning lights, while 7 underlying factors improved led by increased production and new orders (and prices paid), employment continued to fall (though at a slower pace). After missing in July's preliminary print (93.3 vs 94.0), UMich consumer sentiment final print for July dropped even further to 93.1, heading back towards the lows of the year as hope plunged from 87.8 to 84.1 - the lowest since Nov 2014.
"Western Central Banks Have Set Us Up; You'll Hear The Printing Presses From Mars"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 08:41 -0500As Marc Faber said at SocGen's January conference, if he could short central banks directly he would do so, but gold is the next best thing; and despite it being sucked into the general commodity malaise, Albert Edwards says "Gold is a must-have holding in this world."
Worst Wage Growth In History Sparks Bond & Stock Buying Frenzy, Rate Hike Expectations Crater
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 07:49 -0500Bad news is great news again... Stock are surging (and bond yields tumbling) following the worst wage growth in history this morning. The US Dollar is getting hammered and the Fed Funds Futures (price) curve is surging (as rate hike hopes are priced out).
Earnings Shocker: Quarterly Increase In Wages Is Smallest On Record
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 07:40 -0500The quarterly increase in US wages was just 0.2% - a third of the 0.6% rise expected - and a meager 2% increase Y/Y in line with all the other depressed BLS data, which dashes the "wage growth is looming" meme and crushed the 0.7% rise in Q1 that had so many hopeful of escape velocity any day now.
Exxon Earnings: Carnage
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 07:23 -0500Moments ago energy titan Exxon Mobile, which not too long ago was bigger than AAPL by market cap, and is now roughly half the size of the phone maker, reported earnings which were, in a word, a bloodbath.
Deutsche Bank "Loses" LIBOR Chat Records; Will Try Hard To Find Them
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/31/2015 07:01 -0500Deutsche Bank says a "software glitch" caused an "unknown" number of electronic chats dating back to 2005 to be deleted (possibly forever), a "mistake" that could endanger the bank's record $2.5 billion LIBOR settlement with regulators.


