Archive - Aug 28, 2015
Oil Surges To $45 After Saudi Troops Invade Yemen
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 11:30 -0500For the 3rd day in a row, crude oil prices are spiking as the short squeeze morphs into a war premium. Heberler reports that Saudi ground troops have entered Northern Yemen and seized control of two areas in the Saada province. WTI is now above $45...
Pennsylvania Schools Start New Year Broke With "Minus $1 Billion" In Funding
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 11:25 -0500While the markets had a brief, if historic, limit-down hiccup earlier this week, even if Black Monday is now long forgotten and stocks are mostly in the green for the week following another epic round of central bank intervention, yesterday the Pennsylvania Association of School Business Officials announced something far more troubling: Pennsylvania schools are starting the year "minus $1 billion" in funds.
"Oil Cheap Or Gold Rich" Answered (For Now)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 11:05 -0500A week ago we noticed something extreme in the price relationship between gold and oil. At the time we asked "is gold rich or oil cheap?" It appears we have our answer... perfectly tagging the January highs in the gold/oil ratio, the screaming rally in oil has pushed the ratio back into a less extreme region...
Dollar Spikes, Risk Slides After Fed's Fischer Seen As "Not Dovish Enough"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 10:50 -0500It appears the economy is doing just well enough and the reflexive bounce in stocks showing that everything is awesome is all that Fed's vice chair Stan Fischer appeared to need to note that "we are heading [a September rate hike]direction." This has been judged as "not dovish enough" and sparked some turmoil...
Fed Fails - American Spending Growth Is Weakest Since March 2011
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 10:37 -0500Core personal consumption growth in July was just 1.2% - the weakest since March 2011. Whatever The Fed is doing to grow the middle class (yes, yes, we know: that's not in the mandate - only the "wealth effect" is) is not workingm and as the following chart suggests hasn't worked for the past 35 years.
Cocaine Production Plummets After DEA Kicked Out Of Bolivia
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 10:13 -0500After the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) was kicked out of Bolivia, the country was able to drastically reduce the amount of coca (cocaine) produced within its borders. According to data released by the United Nations, cocaine production in the country declined by 11% in the past year, marking the fourth year in a row of steady decrease.
Putin To Get $3 Billion From US Taxpayers After Ukraine Bond Debacle
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 09:55 -0500On Thursday, Ukraine struck a restructuring agreement on some $18 billion in Eurobonds with a group of creditors headed by Franklin Templeton. That's the good news. The bad news is that Ukraine also owes $3 billion to Vladimir Putin, and Vladimir Putin wants it back. All of it.
Ashley Madison CEO Quits
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 09:40 -0500A few months ago, Ashley Madison was the most anticipated upcoming adultery social network IPO. Then it was hacked, and all 34 million member accounts were exposed (with some amusing results and even more amusing explanations), leading to questions how long can the company exist in its current iteration, if at all. Moments ago we got the first answer, when the Daily Beast first reported that Avid Life Media, Noel Biderman, is stepping down.
Demand Surge and Shortages of Bullion as Stocks Fall Sharply
Submitted by GoldCore on 08/28/2015 09:27 -0500Demand Surge and Shortages of Bullion as Stocks Fall Sharply, Gold Outperforms All Assets In August
The Troubling Decline Of Financial Independence In America
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 09:23 -0500If you can't work for yourself and afford health insurance, something is seriously messed up.
The Investor Revolt Arrives: This Hasn't Happened Since Q4 2008
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 09:20 -0500Given Monday's flash-crashing mayhem, and given how predisposed household investors are to mistrust Wall Street in the post-crisis, post-Flash Boys world, retail outflows during uncertain times shouldn’t come as a surprise, but as Credit Suisse notes, something happened in July and August that hasn’t happened since Q4 of 2008...
UMich Consumer Sentiment Tumbles As "Hope" Drops To Lowest Since 2014
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 09:05 -0500After July's disappointing drop in UMich Consumer Confidence, August did not help. Printing 91.9, below expectations of 93.0, UMich is hovering at the 2015 lows. Both current and future sub-indices dropped with hope falling to its lowest since 2014 (biggest 7mo decline in 2 years). Income growth expectations dropped and business expectations dropped to lowest since Sept 2014. This follows the highest conference board confidence in 2015 and lowest Gallup confidence in a year. Bill Dudley will be disappointed after proclaiming this a key driver of The Fed's rate hike call (more important than jobs).
Traders Are Panic-Buying Colombian Pesos
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 08:53 -0500In the last 2 days traders have bought Colombia Pesos with both hands and feet, sending the currency soaring almost 5% higher. This is the biggest 2-day gain since 2010...
Gold Surges On NIRP Hint
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 08:45 -0500The Fed's ultimate dove has been unleashed and this time he means business. Faced with the inevitable rate hike, Kocherlakota has come out swinging to explain how cataclysmic inflation is and why The Fed should use its asset-purchase tools and lower interest rates further... i.e. to negative... Gold reacted instantly...
"Total Capitulation" - Biggest Weekly Equity Outflow On Record
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/28/2015 08:38 -0500If anyone was curious why the Fear and Greed index is at 13 (up from 5) despite the biggest 2-day surge in the Dow Jones ever, the answer is very simple: nobody believes the "broken market "any more, as confirmed by the biggest weekly equity outflow on record.



