Archive - Aug 2015
August 7th
Buffett Bailout 2.0? Berkshire Hathaway Misses Earnings By Most Since Lehman
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 17:20 -0500It looks like it is time for Warren to get on the Obamaphone and make it clear this is unacceptable... Berkshire Hathaway announced a $2,367 (Adjusted) EPS, missing estimates of $3,038 by 22.09% - the biggest disappointment since Nov 2008...
"Markets In Turmoil" Dow Suffers Worst Streak Since 2011, Yield Curves Collapse
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 17:05 -0500When Work Is Punished: The Ongoing Tragedy Of America's Welfare State
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 16:10 -0500A study by the Illinois Policy Institute shows just how dramatic the impact of the so-called "welfare effect" can be. In one of the most startling findings for instance, if a single mother raising two children were to accept a pay raise from $12 to $18 per hour, her total resources would fall by nearly 33%.
Carl Icahn "Accepts Donald Trump's Offer For Secretary Of Treasury"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 16:07 -05001/3 After last night’s debate I decided to accept @realDonaldTrump offer for Secretary of Treasury.
— Carl Icahn (@Carl_C_Icahn) August 7, 2015
Weekend Reading: Serious Indigestion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 15:35 -0500"Any rally that occurs over the next few days from the current oversold condition should be used as a "sellable rally" to rebalance portfolios and related risk."
Artist's Impression Of Obama's 'Clean Power Plan'
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 14:50 -0500Just shut up, smile, and nod...
The Big "Earnings Beat Expectations" Lie Exposed (In 2 Simple Posts)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 14:25 -0500Quarter after quarter, we are spoon-fed statistics 'proving' that everything is awesome trotting out the percentage of companies 'beating expectations'. However, as is widely-known 'inside' Wall Street, this is simply all smoke and mirrors. As the following two charts prove: every quarter, 'hockey-stick' hope starts off high, is then drastically reduced into the actual earnings period, which then rises during earnings to a level still lower than the pre-earnings period hope-fest... and once again, hope is pushed off into the next quarter... just one more quarter.
New York Hedge Fund Och-Ziff Under Investigation For Bribery In $100M "Loan" To Zimbabwe Dictator Mugabe
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 14:00 -0500In this case, it’s not just about theft and destroying the world economy. Giant financial firms can apparently just “settle” even when grotesque human rights abuses occur. This is how “justice” works in America.
Deutsche Suggests 'Caution' As "Seven Signs" Flash Red
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 13:35 -0500Right now, Deutsche Bank's cross-asset-class research warns, all signals other than the offered equity risk premium suggest caution...
Colorado Crowdfunding Act Goes Live
Submitted by EquityNet on 08/07/2015 13:30 -0500Colorado is now the newest state to approve intrastate crowdfunding allowing the state’s residents to be able to purchase stock in local, private companies without becoming an accredited investor. At this point, 24 states have passed laws or rules allowing for intrastate equity crowdfunding.
History Always Repeats ... Gold Protects From Capital Controls and Devaluations
Submitted by GoldCore on 08/07/2015 13:27 -0500We would like to believe that a period of peace and prosperity lies ahead of us. Unfortunately, the facts do not support this panglossian assertion. If history repeats it is more likely that we see hyperinflation and the sharp devaluation of paper and digital currencies in the coming years, given that no experiment with money printing has ever had a positive outcome.
"The Only Way The Rich Get Richer Is If The Rest Of Us Get Poorer"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 13:10 -0500Deflation is a bitch. The only way the rich can keep getting richer is if the rest of us keep getting poorer. Economic growth is a thing of the past. Deleveraging has started for real. Huge amounts of zombified ‘money’ are disappearing as we speak. That leaves the world with a lot less wealth. And still the rich seek to get richer, and they are in charge. The math is simple... but there is a point when the can gets so big and heavy, no-one can kick it down any road anymore.
"It's Nuts!" Hedgies Hammered Amid Media Massacre
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/07/2015 12:45 -0500“People are shooting first and asking questions later...this indiscriminate selling, to me, is just nuts," exclaims on billion-dollar AUM hedge fund CIO as media stocks faced a bloodbath this week. Small (illiquid) doors and large crowds do not mix well as Bloomberg reports, hedge funds own an average 9.7% of the 15 companies in the S&P Media Index - which has tumbled over 8% in 2 days - its biggest loss since 2008. Exuberant return chasing on merger speculation has reversed into panic-selling as Disney, Time Warner Inc., Fox, CBS and Comcast Corp. erased almost $50 billion of value in two days.







