Archive - 2015
December 24th
US Had "Secret" Discussions With Assad "Regime", Tried To Start Military Coup
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 08:23 -0500According to WSJ, "the Obama administration pursued secret communications with elements of Syria’s regime over several years in a failed attempt to limit violence and get President Bashar al-Assad to relinquish power, according to U.S. and Arab officials. Early on, the U.S. looked for cracks in the regime it could exploit to encourage a military coup, but found few.”
Full Early Market Closure Timetable
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 08:13 -0500For those stuck watching algos frontrun today's market paint drying, here is the full calendar of today's early market closures.
China Proposes A Fix For Its Crashing Housing Market: "Transplant" 100 Million Farmers Into Its Cities
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 07:46 -0500There is just one very big problem with this "solution"...
Global Stocks, Futures Flat As Santa Rally Runs Out Of Steam In Christmas Eve-Shortened Session
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 07:02 -0500After a furious three day "dash for trash", no volume, no breadth, commodity-driven rally, even Santa is now exhausted and overnight US equity index futures were little changed with European and Asian shares mixed. The dollar has declines as gold, silver gain, with WTI initially continuing its recent meteoric rise (up over 8% in the past three days, nearly hitting $38), only to reverse and give up all overnight gains moments ago. Copper falls after Chinese stocks see a second day of weakness, down 0.7% while an unexpected tumble in the USDJPY to 7 weeks lows has dragged the Nikkei (-0.5%) and its futures down.
December 23rd
This Is Canada's Depression: Surging Crime, Soaring Suicides, Overwhelmed Food Banks "And The Worst Is Yet To Come"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 23:44 -0500The news out of Canada - and especially out of Alberta, the heart of the country's oil patch - has just gone from disturbing to downright terrifying.
A Christmas 'Safe-Space' - Cornell Bans Menorahs, Crosses, & Mistletoe
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 23:40 -0500Happy Holidays from the 'friendly' micro-aggressives at Cornell...
What Fresh Horror Awaits The Economy After Fed Rate Hike?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 22:30 -0500Rather, economic collapse is the greatest weapon at the disposal of globalists. National panic, riots, looting, starvation, magnified crime: All of these things result in mass die-offs and desperation. Desperation leads to calls for "strong leadership", and strong leadership usually results in totalitarianism. It might seem sensationalist to tie all of these possible outcomes to the Fed rate hike decision, but give it a little time. Those who make accusations of sensationalism and “fear mongering” today will be asserting tomorrow that such developments were “easily predictable.”
The Big Short: "Every American Should See This Movie & Be F##king Pissed Off"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 21:32 -0500"This is a dangerous movie for Wall Street, the government, and the establishment in general. ... cuts through the crap and reveals those in power to be corrupt, greedy weasels who aren’t really as smart as they want you to think they are. The finale of the movie is sobering and infuriating."
7 Examples Of Demonizing Dissension & Public Opinion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 21:30 -0500As the Western world's "powers that be" tighten their tyrannical controlling noose on humanity's dissension and public opinion, it has never been more important to remember the quote from Orwell‘s novel 1984: "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
TSA Moves To Make Ineffective Body Scanners Mandatory
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 21:20 -0500Apparently, the TSA is fed up with some of us peasants making such a choice, and so they have begun the process of removing the voluntary opt-out option. Despite a 96% failure rate, the TSA’s response is to double down and begin the process of making body scanner use mandatory.
Sri Lankan Government Official Busted For "Smuggling Gold Bars In Rectum"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 21:00 -0500Amid ongoing efforts by Indian authorities to monetize (read confiscate) the citizenry's precious metals (which we most recently detailed as an utter failure here and here), it appears the current suppressed low prices for gold have reignited demand and thus smuggling. Following the biggest seizure of smuggled gold earlier this year, The Guardian reports a 42-year-old-man, claiming to be a government official, was caught smuggling$15,000 of gold bars (hidden in his rectum) after police noted him "walking suspiciously."
Mapping The Ongoing 'World War' In Syria & Iraq
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/23/2015 19:00 -0500This cannnot end well...




