Archive - 2015
December 29th
Google's Enterprise Value Quietly Surpasses Apple
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 15:10 -0500For the first time since early 2014, "no brainer" Apple's Enterprise Value has fallen below that of its tech giant super-hero nemesis Alphabet (the company formerly known as Google). Since early July, Apple has lost a stunning $112 billion of 'value' while Alphabet has added over $150 billion. In September we asked "have we reached peak Apple?" it appears, for now, the answer is in.
WTI Crude Surges Back To $38 Ahead Of API Data
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 14:37 -0500It appears $38 is the new strange attractor for WTI Crude oil as it coincides with the last two weeks' "opposites" inventory data releases. Brent and WTI continue to hug each other for the 3rd day in a row. We await tonight's API inventory data (expected to see a 2.5mm draw) for the next move in crude (and therefore US equities).
Democratic Senator Calls For Extra Tax To Fund "War" Against ISIS
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 14:31 -0500"In March, I introduced a federal budget amendment that would impose a temporary surtax to pay for our military operations against ISIS. When the Senate reconvenes in 2016, I again plan to explore this option."
The Plutocrats Are Winning (Don't Let Them!)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 14:15 -0500The $1.15 trillion spending bill passed by Congress last Friday and quickly signed by President Obama is just the latest triumph in the plutocratic management of politics that has accelerated since 9/11...proof that Washington can work. Mainstream media didn’t stop to ask: “Yes, but work for whom?” Instead, the anchors acted as amplifiers for official spin - repeating the mantra-of-the-hour that while this is not “a perfect bill,” it does a lot of good things. “But for whom? At what price?” went unasked. Secrecy today. Secrecy tomorrow. Secrecy forever. They are determined that we not know who owns them.
JP Morgan Employees Said To Steal $400,000 From Eight Dead Clients
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 14:00 -0500
Can Donald Trump Do No Wrong?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 13:45 -0500It appears that no matter what he says, does, or is alleged to have said or done, The Donald's rating continue to rise. As Bloomberg notes in the following chart of his 'success' so far, Trump's controversial comments appear highly correlated with his poll standings as the latest poll shows his support is now larger than that of his next three rivals combined...
Turkish, Greek Jets Engage In Dogfight Over Mediterranean
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 13:31 -0500According to eKathimerini, Greek and Turkish jets just got into a dogfight over the Aegean Sea on Tuesday when Ankara's warplanes violated Greek airspace nine times. Two of the Turkish planes "were armed."
Nothing "Schizophrenic" About Today's Abysmal 5 Year Auction
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 13:18 -0500We were fully expecting not only a tail, but a whopping tail in today's weak market. And that is precisely what we got when moments after we learned that the When Issued was trading at 1.774% before the 1pm announcement, the 5 Year printed at 1.78%, a tail of 1.1 bps, a mirror image of yesterday's squeeze into the auction!
The Dark Side Of A Record $5 Trillion In Mergers: Hundreds Of Thousands Of Imminent Layoffs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 12:57 -0500The winners from a $5 trillion M&A bubble: Wall Street bankers will make hundreds of millions in M&A fees. The losers: hundreds of thousands of workers who are about to be laid off, pardon, "synergized."
The Catastrophic Threat of Bail-Ins
Submitted by Sprott Money on 12/29/2015 12:17 -0500Once upon a time, we had strong, vigorously enforced laws that made a bank the safest place to store paper assets.
JaBBa THe CoRRuPT...
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/29/2015 11:47 -0500May the farce be with you...
"2016 Will Be No Fun" - Doug Kass Unveils 15 Surprises For The Year Ahead
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 11:36 -0500- American Express
- Andrew Ross Sorkin
- Apple
- B+
- BAC
- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- Berkshire Hathaway
- Bernie Sanders
- Bill Gates
- Boeing
- Bond
- Book Value
- Capital Expenditures
- Carl Icahn
- Chesapeake Energy
- China
- Citigroup
- Comcast
- Crude
- dark pools
- Dark Pools
- David Faber
- Donald Trump
- Doug Kass
- Dow Jones Industrial Average
- Elizabeth Warren
- ETC
- European Union
- Federal Reserve
- Florida
- Ford
- Fox Business
- France
- General Motors
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- GOOG
- Greece
- HFT
- Housing Market
- Janet Yellen
- Joe Kernen
- JPMorgan Chase
- Morgan Stanley
- MSNBC
- NASDAQ
- NBC
- New York City
- New York Stock Exchange
- New York Times
- Nominal GDP
- President Obama
- Real estate
- Recession
- recovery
- REITs
- Sears
- Stagflation
- Unemployment
- Vladimir Putin
- Warren Buffett
- Wells Fargo
- Yield Curve
My overriding theme and the central drama for the coming year is that unexpected events can take on greater importance as the Federal Reserve ends its near-decade-long Zero Interest Rate Policy. Consensus premises and forecasts will likely fall flat, in a rather spectacular manner. The low-conviction and directionless market that we saw in 2015 could become a no-conviction and very-much-directed market (i.e. one that's directed lower) in 2016. There will be no peace on earth in 2016, and our markets could lose a cushion of protection as valuations contract. (Just as "malinvestment" represented a key theme this year, we expect a compression of price-to-earnings ratios to serve as a big market driver in 2016.) In other words, we don't think 2016 will be fun.
Inbetween Rounds Of Golf Obama Sends His Condolences After Deadly Winter Storms Slam US
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 11:10 -0500In the aftermath of the first deadly winter storm of the year, a dazed and confused nation suddenly finds itself in need of leadership. Unfortunately, it won't get it: "Obama offered condolences for those who lost their lives and for those who lost their homes in the tornadoes." He then spent the next 6 hours golfing and was "all smiles."
Treasury Curve Collapses To Flattest In 8 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 10:51 -0500This was not supposed to happen. The spread between the 2Y Treasury yield (which is soaring 7bps today) and 10Y (higher by 3bps) has plunged back below 120bps. The current cliff-edge has been support for the curve four times in the last 8 years but with GC rates blowing out to 7 year highs, one wonders if the size of the moves means we break to new regime lows.
If You Want To Limit The Power Of The Super-Wealthy, Stop Using Their Money
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/29/2015 10:31 -0500Everyone who is convinced that the current status quo is permanent and unbreakable should consider what happened to the super-wealthy private landholders of the Western Roman Empire. When the empire's power to coerce broke down, the super-wealthy vanished into the dustbin of history. Few believed that possible in 475 AD, but history isn't a matter of belief. Believing it isn't possible doesn't stop history.




