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January 17th

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Saturday Afternoon Ponzi: Now in Idaho, And Totally Organic





WSJ reports ($$$ here) of another one. Seriously now, they have hedge funds in Idaho? I think we have reached our saturation point - one a day now, soon to be dozens: 34 of the 1,684 hedge funds reporting quarterly results have never had a down quarter (you listening SEC, you may want to do something here proactively).

 

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$100 Trillion Note Unveiled in Zimbabwe





It has been 4 days since we demonstrated Zimbabwe's recently issued $50 billion note...

 

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Death Watch: New Entrant - New York Times





The WSJ reports ($$$ link) that Mexican billionaire (or is that millionaire now, we need to double check) Carlos Slim Helu may bail out the New York Times.

 

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Death Watch: New Entrant - New York Times





The WSJ reports ($$$ link) that Mexican billionaire (or is that millionaire now, we need to double check) Carlos Slim Helu may bail out the New York Times.

 

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GM To Become Next $$$ Bottomless Pit; Rattner to Play Next Joker





"Bankrupt but not really" carmaker, General Motors, which has already likely burned thru the $13.4 billion in taxpayer money it received a couple of weeks ago, is poised to keep the fire going a whole lot longer.

 

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GM To Become Next $$$ Bottomless Pit; Rattner to Play Next Joker





"Bankrupt but not really" carmaker, General Motors, which has already likely burned thru the $13.4 billion in taxpayer money it received a couple of weeks ago, is poised to keep the fire going a whole lot longer.

 

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Friday Night Ponzi: Another One on the Loose; Getting Silly Now





While this is not quite as dramatic as Schrenker's insane plane-crash stunt, or at least not yet, the new Ponzi runaway story is all over the news.

 

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Friday Night Ponzi: Another One on the Loose; Getting Silly Now





While this is not quite as dramatic as Schrenker's insane plane-crash stunt, or at least not yet, the new Ponzi runaway story is all over the news.

 

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Charter Has Not Learned from Nortel Lessons





Bloomberg reports that Charter Communications, which as we noted, did not pay its Jan. 15 interest payment and has hired Rick Cieri and his mega-bankruptcy law firm Kirkland and Ellis...

 

January 16th

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Citi Files Summary Terms of Its US Government Joint Loss Sharing Program





For the full link to the 8-K, look here.

At this point on Friday we are too drunk to read thru this garbage.

 

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Citi Files Summary Terms of Its US Government Joint Loss Sharing Program





For the full link to the 8-K, look here.

At this point on Friday we are too drunk to read thru this garbage.

 

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If You Live in Cali, Dont Bet on That Tax Refund





The Governator Wasn't Kidding. California is on the verge of bankruptcy. Looks like not only will the state have to pay with IOUs, or worthless pieces of paper as they are better known, for all state purchases, but apparently tax refunds will be delayed as well. First by 30 days, then, indefinitely.

 

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If You Live in Cali, Dont Bet on That Tax Refund





The Governator Wasn't Kidding. California is on the verge of bankruptcy. Looks like not only will the state have to pay with IOUs, or worthless pieces of paper as they are better known, for all state purchases, but apparently tax refunds will be delayed as well. First by 30 days, then, indefinitely.

 

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Inter Milan Coach Telling Head Striker He Is Fat





In totally unrelated news, Jose Mourinho, coach of Italian soccer powerhouse Inter Milan, has told his troubled stiker Adriano that he is fat and he needs to lose weight if he wants to play for the tea

 

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Inter Milan Coach Telling Head Striker He Is Fat





In totally unrelated news, Jose Mourinho, coach of Italian soccer powerhouse Inter Milan, has told his troubled stiker Adriano that he is fat and he needs to lose weight if he wants to play for the t

 
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