Archive - Jan 16, 2009 - Story
Market Not Sure Why It Is Crashing But Doing So Anyway
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 17:20 -0500In a totally non-schocking response to yesterday's trading action, the S&P has dropped 25 pts from its peak today.
At The Altar: YHOO MSFT Part 2?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 17:08 -0500Bloomberg, citing the uber-dependant "person", reports that Microsoft's manic-depressive boss Ballmer has met with Yahoo's Chairman Roy Bostock in New York. Preamble to new marriage bells? We will keep you posted.
Layoff Watch: Hertz Laying off 4,000 Workers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 16:47 -0500
Hertz is firing a lot of very bored, airport rental lot operators. The heavily leveraged auto rental company (CDS in the 1250's last time we cared), is hoping firing a third of its workforce (as compared to August 2006) will make it profitable.
Layoff Watch: Hertz Laying off 4,000 Workers
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 16:47 -0500
Hertz is firing a lot of very bored, airport rental lot operators. The heavily leveraged auto rental company (CDS in the 1250's last time we cared), is hoping firing a third of its workforce (as compared to August 2006) will make it profitable.
Death Watch: Circuit City Liquidates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 16:30 -0500
Circuit City will not pass go on its way to the garbage heap. Despite rumors that it had found outright buyers for its stores, including such PE companies as Golden Gate Capital and Ricardo Salinas Pliego, Circuit City today filed a notice in bankruptcy court that it has hired liquidators and is unable to reach a pact with creditors.
Death Watch: Circuit City Liquidates
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 16:30 -0500
Circuit City will not pass go on its way to the garbage heap. Despite rumors that it had found outright buyers for its stores, including such PE companies as Golden Gate Capital and Ricardo Salinas Pliego, Circuit City today filed a notice in bankruptcy court that it has hired liquidators and is unable to reach a pact with creditors.
Bernierama Zionist Conspiracy? Jewish Billionaires Say No
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 14:58 -0500
Mortimer Zuckerman and Michael Steinhard are quoted as saying this whole Madoff ponzi shizzle "shouldn't be considered a Jewish scandal just because there were a large number of Jewish victims".
More On The Secretive Frank and Charlie
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 14:16 -0500
Good to see we are on to something. In our breaking expose from Wednesday we presumed that there is more than meets the eye with Frank DiPascali and Charlie Wiener, the other, heretofore secretive Lipstick building 17th floorites.
More On The Secretive Frank and Charlie
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 14:16 -0500
Good to see we are on to something. In our breaking expose from Wednesday we presumed that there is more than meets the eye with Frank DiPascali and Charlie Wiener, the other, heretofore secretive Lipstick building 17th floorites.
Kappa Beta Phi Exposed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 02:58 -0500A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How the Dow Jones used to make me smile.
And I learned my trade and had my chance
The music played I did my dance
And I made seven figures for a while.
I can't remember if I cried
when they pulled the plug on Countrywide...
It sucks that Iceland is out of ice....
Bye, Bye to my piece of the pie...
Now I travel coach whenever I fly...
Maybe this will be the day that I die.
Kappa Beta Phi Exposed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 02:58 -0500A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How the Dow Jones used to make me smile.
And I learned my trade and had my chance
The music played I did my dance
And I made seven figures for a while.
I can't remember if I cried
when they pulled the plug on Countrywide...
It sucks that Iceland is out of ice....
Bye, Bye to my piece of the pie...
Now I travel coach whenever I fly...
Maybe this will be the day that I die.
666 Fifth About to Go To Its Rightful Owner
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 02:16 -0500
Looks like the commercial mortgage apocalypse is about to claim its next victim, this time in the form of the appropriately numbered 666 Fifth Avenue building, home to such previously flourishing tenants as
Icahn Making Sure Rust Really Sticks to Steel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 02:10 -0500
As previously reported, Steel Partners is trying to stick it to investors by unilaterally deciding to do a reverse merger something or another, ultimately to prevent investors from redeeming in a pseudo-liquid public vehicle called WebFinancial
Icahn Making Sure Rust Really Sticks to Steel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 02:10 -0500
As previously reported, Steel Partners is trying to stick it to investors by unilaterally deciding to do a reverse merger something or another, ultimately to prevent investors from redeeming in a pseudo-liquid public vehicle called WebFinancial Co
Private Equity to Sift For Cement Shoes
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2009 00:47 -0500
The Wall Street Journal reports that HeidelbergCement, whose CDS jumped by about 300 bps since when we wrote about the brewing troubles at the German cement maker, may be bailed out by Goldman Sachs and TPG who are allegedly considering buying


