Archive - Jan 19, 2009 - Story
Rick Bookstabber Implicated in Dr. Seuss Parody
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 21:24 -0500Bridgewater quant guru and author of A Demon of Our Own Design, Rick Bookstabber, has found an unexpected role in this curious take on Dr. Seuss' The Lorax.
Cerberus Blaming Employees for Horrible Investments
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 20:58 -0500Cerberus is allegedly laying off 10% of its worldwide staff of 275 professionals. According to a spokesman "Any action we take will, of course, be consistent with the best interests of our investors." I wonder if those interests were consulted when the PE firm acquired Chrysler and/or the 51% stake of GMAC. Other PE firms performing actions consistent with investors' best interests include American Capital, Carlyle, Investcorp and 3i.
Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 20:25 -0500
Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.
Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 20:25 -0500
Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.
Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 20:25 -0500
Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.
Death Watch: Greece, and What Its Default Could Mean
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 19:35 -0500
The biggest threat to the U.S. Obama rally and the miracle recovery proposed by Democrats in the $825 billion bail out package may possibly reside about 6,000 miles away in Greece.
Death Watch: Greece, and What Its Default Could Mean
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 19:35 -0500
The biggest threat to the U.S. Obama rally and the miracle recovery proposed by Democrats in the $825 billion bail out package may possibly reside about 6,000 miles away in Greece.
Death Watch: Greece, and What Its Default Could Mean
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 19:35 -0500
The biggest threat to the U.S. Obama rally and the miracle recovery proposed by Democrats in the $825 billion bail out package may possibly reside about 6,000 miles away in Greece.
Attention Steve Rattner: Please Check This Out
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 19:02 -0500As the clock ticks on labor and creditor negotiations for the Detroit 3 (it seems like only yesterday that people called them the Big 3) ahead of the March 31 deadline for the thumbs up/down decision, it might be prudent to look at this. All over the world millions of brand new unsold cars are piling up in vacant lots.
Sentinel Management Trader Was Paid With Lap Dances To "Bring Firm Down"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 18:02 -0500In an update to the lawsuit filed by trustee Fred Grede against bankrupt cash management firm Sentinel Management Group, head trader Charles Mosley has been accused of accepting bribes including lap dances, expensive dinners and 2006 Orange Bowl tickets from Cohen & Co. and Keefe Bruyette & Woods (the original case description can be found here).
RBS Stock Down Over 60% in Europe Trading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 14:23 -0500Probably not that surprising after posting the "biggest ever loss reported by a U.K. company" of $41 billion. Biggest shareholder, the United Kingdom Government with 22.8 billion shares, can not be happy with an $8 billion + loss in 6 hours of trading. Paulson, with 142 million shares short, is very happy.
RBS Stock Down Over 60% in Europe Trading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 14:23 -0500Probably not that surprising after posting the "biggest ever loss reported by a U.K. company" of $41 billion. Biggest shareholder, the United Kingdom Government with 22.8 billion shares, can not be happy with an $8 billion + loss in 6 hours of trading. Paulson, with 142 million shares short, is very happy.
Gasparino-Kneale Boxing Match Extravaganza on Hold Over Becky News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 13:58 -0500
In a move that is sure to shatter Warren Buffett's heart, Becky Quick has recently gotten hitched... to none other than her boss it seems. Page 6 reports that the anchor of Squawk Box quietly married CNBC executive producer Matthew Quayle, who is apparently a big Christian, and a divorcee with two kids to boot.
Gasparino-Kneale Boxing Match Extravaganza on Hold Over Becky News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 13:58 -0500
In a move that is sure to shatter Warren Buffett's heart, Becky Quick has recently gotten hitched... to none other than her boss it seems. Page 6 reports that the anchor of Squawk Box quietly married CNBC executive producer Matthew Quayle, who is apparently a big Christian, and a divorcee with two kids to boot.
Death Watch: NYT About to Get George Romero Treatment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2009 04:37 -0500
I guess the expression "throwing good money after bad" hasn't quite made it to Tijuana yet. NYT reports that Carlos Slim is about to invest $250 million of 10 year 10% convertible preferred stock and that the New York Times board is meeting on Monday to formalize his investment.


