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November 6th

Marla Singer's picture

Failure Friday?





True, we did hear catatonic murmurings through the bathroom door before the announcement last Friday as Sheila Bair bobbed her head left and right rhythmically on the floor of her shower, knees pulled into her chest, rocking back and forth, hypnotically repeating "...absolutely safe... ...fully protected... ...ever lost a penny of insured deposits... ...none ever will... ...none ever will..." over and over again as the soothing hot water concealed the tears that would otherwise be streaming down her face.

 

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Guest post: Straight Offa Wall Street Debuts Atop Billboard Charts





Forget Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. Those crazy financial gangsta rappers are at it again. After privatizing their gains while handing their losses to us, N.W.A. (Nationalizerz with Attitudes) shares the homemade tunes which served as anthems during their reign.The crew -- (clockwise) Tim Geithner, Stan O'Neal, Johnny Thain, Dick Fuld, Hank Paulson, and Joe Cassano -- truly brought their best stuff in this freshman effort. The opening song and instant classic "Straight Offa Wall Street" was infamously heard echoing down Upper East Side streets as several black bulletproof GMC Yukon Denali XLs cruised the early morning hours in 2006-07.

 

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PETA Shrieks Like Thousand Banshees As Kanjorski Recommends Chopping Of Squid Tentacles





Rep Kanjorski is out with a simple recommendation: give the council of regulators the power to unwind any bank deemed too big to fail (of course, if the council is made up of the Federal Reserve subsidiary of Goldman Sachs alone, this is probably a moot point). With Goldman set to spend massive lobbying dollars this and next year, don't expect much traction, and/or enforceability of this action. More relevantly, Kanjorski acknowledges that repealing Glass Steagal and replacing it with the worst bill in history, Gramm-Leach-Bliley, that set us on our course of certain destruction, was a not a "good" idea.

It is time to immediately end Gramm-Leach-Bliley before it is too late.

 

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Reverse Repo Failure Confirmation, Primary Dealers Want Exemption From Tier One Capital Requirements To Do Reverse Repos





A few weeks ago we speculated that the Federal Reserve's attempt to conduct a reverse repo test as part of a liquidity drainage failed. In a stunning piece of news, Zero Hedge friend Jim Bianco sent us the following. Little commentary is necessary: the banks are about to unleash the massive leverage ploy all over again, this time with the pretext that they are happy to soak up liquidity, yet in the same time, their stupidity and inability to gauge risk will blow up the financial system once again when Tier One ratios for dealers are allowed to go back to 100:1. Zero Hedge will forward this information to all of our correspondents in Washington as what the Primary Dealer community is doing is extortion, pure and simple, and it is likely to be endorsed by their cronies at the Federal Reserve (which, in turn, has already received a carte blanche to do so by its purported master, Goldman Sachs).

 

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September Consumer Credit Lower By $14.8 Billion, Worse Than ($10) Billion Estimate; Consumers Refuse To Borrow





Total consumer credit has dropped for the 8th straight month as consumers refuse to buy stocks while maxing out their credit cards, contrary to what GE, Bernstein and Bernanke want them to do. 4 more months and the US consumer will have given the administration the reflation finger for one straight year. Excess reserves to hit $2 trillion shortly.

Total credit came in at $2.456 trillion, consisting of $889 billion ($10 billion lower than August) and $1,5667billion ($5 billion lower than August). The later category is primarily related to auto purchases thus so much for the Cash for Clunkers attempt at releveraging.

 

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What TLGP Expiration Will Mean To Credit Card Funding Costs; $1.5 Trillion In Bank Debt Maturing By End Of 2012





The most gratuitous government bailout program, in the face of the "Temporary" [Because temporary sounds just a little better than 'Permanent for Ever and Ever'] Liquidity Guarantee Program is now officially over as of October 30 (not so unofficially). Yet even as banks are now forced to wean off zero-interest government subsidies, the FDIC announced on October 20 an emergency guarantee facility, which would only be accessible on an application basis by banks that become unable to issue non-guaranteed debt "because of market disruptions or other circumstances beyond their control" so in essence the taxpayer is still on the hook and likely will be so over the next century as the government complex rolls up every bank, company and industry in America to prove that Marx was, in fact, absolutely right. Yet even those perpetual taxpayer moochers (aka banks) will now have to settle with debt that is likely going to be significantly more expensive. How will this impact banking operations in general, and credit card revenue in particular?

 

Marla Singer's picture

Rise In The Critical "Jobs Neither Saved Nor Created" Figures





Wherein we present one of our favorite recurring charts.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Equity Update





Focus on the downside on 1,026/29 for the S&P future, the 100-dma for the Dax, and a close below 1,650 on the Nasdaq. A break below this level would confirm our favored scenario at the moment of further downside. We see 10% to 12% before the next support from here if the move is confirmed, which would mean for the Nasdaq to test the 1,510/1,565 zone at the minimum.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

$81 Billion Bonds On Deck Next Week, $142 Billion In Total





The push to extend maturities begins: next week we are seeing 3, 10 and 30 year coupons. No 5 and 7's, which should make the bond bulls nervous.

 

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Intraday Market Update: Dollar Back To Strength, Nobody Cares About Stocks (And Vice Versa)





Get your damn dollar destroying house in order Ben (at least you got that invisible bid on the worst employment day in recent, and not so recent history, down pat). At least for now stocks are acting as if they haven't realized DXY is almost flat, and the JPY-EUR trade is diverging aggressively from whatever passes for a stock market these days.

 

Marla Singer's picture

Question: What Do You Get When You Mix "Do Good" With "Someone Else's Checkbook"?





Answer: Negative One Hundred Billion Dollars.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Hedge Fund Performance Update





Turnberry and Tepper are toastin' while Horseman, and, of course, Jimbo Simons, are getting their teeth kicked in.

 

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Botox Diffusion Alert: Pelosi Statement On October Jobs Report





After the dollar is down 20%, suddenly the administration is worried about the middle class. Look for them to be even more worried when it hits 0. The answer: quadrillions more in artificial, one-time (yet perpetual) stimuli, to keep reflating the housing bubble, funded by Chinese purchases of infinite amounts of US debt as America slowly but surely approaches its terminal debt-for-equity swap.

Also, won't somebody please think of the Goldman?

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Picture Of The Day: Even (Vampire) Squids Meet Their Maker Eventually





Just deserts for everyone, when even the giant squid will finally join the ghosts of Lehman and Bear... But not yet... Not yet.

 

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Guest Post: Ridiculous Productivity





After digging around and sifting through the things both said and not said, I have come to the conclusion that what we are seeing are the likely effects of a rescue operation.

By this I mean a large injection of stabilizing cash to one or more parties, possibly related to the recent large bankruptcies. Two of my friends who have been actively trading for more than 20 years between them threw in the towel this week as their patterns and methods are no longer working.

Their conclusion is the same as mine; this market is not trading like it used to. It is trading chaotically, counter intuitively, and as if there's some sort of distorting influence involved.

First we might just wonder if this isn't the impact of a rogue firm with entirely too much power moving the market for its own benefit.

When we examine the results of Goldman's latest quarterly trading results, obviously we have a strong suspect.

 
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