Archive - Jan 2009 - Story
January 20th
Paging Chris Cox - We Need To Eradicate All Short Sellers Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:52 -0500We have not seen this level of unpatriotic shorting since last September...
What are our options? Keep in mind this critical decision has to be made in less than 15 minutes to pass senate muster.
a) Short selling ban part deux
b) Throw all hedge fund managers in the tower of London
c) Keep Obama inaugural address on constant loop on every major TV channel, especially the part about how we get better
d) Invade Canada
e) All of the above
MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:23 -0500
Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.
MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:23 -0500
Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.
Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:11 -0500
Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.
Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:11 -0500
Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.
Standard 'N Poor in Full Downgrade Mode: Jefferies and Whirlpool Now
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:07 -0500Whirlpool debt downgraded to BBB- from BBB, while Jefferies goes to BBB from BBB+. S'n'P now only 10 steps behind the back of the bus.
Anton Valukas Named Examiner in Lehman Bankruptcy Case
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 20:55 -0500
Anton Valukas, a Jenner and Block lawyer who specializes in criminal law and business litigation, was appointed the role of examiner in Lehman's bankruptcy case.
REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 19:46 -0500REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.
REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 19:46 -0500REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.
REITs Next To Receive Bail-Out Funding?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 19:46 -0500REITs are in trouble. Let me paraphrase that - REITs are in very big trouble. These companies whose very existence presumes significant equity value in their underlying investments are feeling a lot of pain these days with commercial mortgages on the verge of a default tsunami.
JC Penney Firmly Denies It Should be On Death Watch
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 18:50 -0500JC Penney just issued a great PR titled "JCPenney Clarifies Unfounded Market Concerns Regarding Its Revolving Credit Facility."
Bloomberg Makes Bold Assumption S&P is Competent
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 17:51 -0500Bloomberg's chart of the day (below), and the accompanying article is somewhat troubling. For what seems like the first time in mainstream media, someone acknowledges the truth: "The U.K. Government may lose its top AAA credit rating after taking a 70% stake in Royal Bank of Scotland, credit-default swaps show."
We Have A New President - Obama Rally in Full Force
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 17:31 -0500Oh wait, not yet... S&P down -27.45 pts (-3.23%). But lovely speech there... Click here for transcript
Presidential U-Haul in All It's Glory
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 16:35 -0500
For all your presidential hopefuls, this is how you move out of the White House. All class all the way. (meanwhile Oath of Office countdown ticker: 18:33)
Presidential U-Haul in All It's Glory
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 16:35 -0500
For all your presidential hopefuls, this is how you move out of the White House. All class all the way. (meanwhile Oath of Office countdown ticker: 18:33)


