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Harbinger Set To Execute Debt-For-Diamonds Swap





Rumors have swirled today that mall jewelry retailer Finlay, owner of such chains as Bailey Banks and Biddle, Carlyle and Congress, may file bankruptcy as early as tomorrow, and the only thing preventing it from filing is the hope that its vendors, who are owed $25 million, will agree to receive that money in delayed installments over the next 180 days. The vendor negotiations were first presented in a report circulated by Israeli Diamond Industry.

 

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There Goes Gannett's Dividend





Not wanting to be left as the only stock in the world distributing its lack of retained earnings to shareholders, and following in the footsteps of such heavyweights as JP Morgan and competitor New York Times, Gannett, which was last seen trying to raise the price of its USA Today paper to parity with Amazon's Kindle, has had enough pampering those ungrateful shareholders who only short it anyway, and cancelled its dividend. Whether this extends the life of its business is questionable - CDS was last trading at an even 1000 bps, roughly where US Sovereign CDS will be trading in about a month.

 

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UBS Accused Of "Grave Breach" Of Oversight On Madoff-Related Funds





Swiss regulator Commission de Surveillance du Secteur Financier ordered UBS to review internal controls at its Luxembourg unit and report within three months, criticizing the bank of a "grave breach" of oversight as custodian bank for Luxembourg based funds linked to Bernard Madoff. The CSSF issued a statement that is even more applicable to every fund of funds in the U.S.

 

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Ken Doth Protest Too Much... Again





In an interview on Bloomberg TV, Lewis claims the bank will make over $100 billion in revenue in 2009. Ken Lewis And Obama Should Run Telethons. BofA's grand inquisitor has had about 30 media appearances over the past week in which he has repeatedly claimed that nothing is f@*#&d here. Kinda like the president.

***Update from Interview****

1. Will sell "non-strategic assets" from Merrill acquisition (maybe should not have bought them in first place)
2. "Feels good" Bank of Countrywide Lynch will pass stress test (the market feels bad)

 

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Term Sheet of Federal Capital Assistance Program





Just out courtesy of Timmmmay. Relevant items highlighted

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Deep Thoughts From Bob Janjuah





Aka Bob's World... Bob is Chief Credit Strategist at RBS and has been right about everything we are experiencing long before Taleb and Roubini. The attached reading is a must-read for anyone who (mis) manages assets and definitely for our elected officials. Better than any hedge fund letter any day of the week.

Bob's World - Free Legal Forms

 

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Lyondell On Verge Of Losing $8 Billion DIP Loan





Lyondell CFO Alan Bigman testified in bankruptcy court today, pleading with the judge to get approval of the bankrupt company's request for an $8 billion DIP (the largest in history and yielding a 20% interest rate to some of the lenders), as without it the chemical company may very well go straight to liquidation. Objecting parties to the Debtor In Possession loan are of course unsecured creditors and bondholders, which would be crammed down even more, thereby virtually guaranteeing no recoveries for them as a result of a successful Chapter 11.

 

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Avenue Distressed Debt Head Is Also Outtahere





The exodus continues as things smell fishy in the house of Lasry: first Chelsea, now Bruce Grossman, formerly head of U.S. distressed-debt strategy at Avenue, and whose book was $7.7 billion out of Avenue's total $17.2 billion in November (now both likely a tad lower).

 

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Former Head Of Credit At UBS Chris Ryan To Join Moelis





Ken Moelis is an unstoppable force. The legendary former head of IB at UBS, who started Moelis & Co. in 2007 has been on an unprecedented hiring spree. And seeing how he is one of the very few banks not printing red, he has been able to pick the top talent left and right.

 

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Deutsche Bank's Quant Trading Team Is Outtahere





After Boaz Weinstein blew the place up, others are refusing to pick up the shrapnel. Bberg reports that DB's entire quant trading group, Equitech, has left to start on its own. The new fund will be called Roc Capital Management, based in NY and will be run by Arvind Raghunathan. Nicola Ralston, an advisor on investing in hedge funds points out the blatantly obvious "In this environment, it’s particularly important for individuals to have reputations in order to get access to seed money."

 

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Santelli All Over US Annihilation Risk





Anti-bailout Spartacus Rick Santelli reporting something our readers knew on Friday of last week, namely that US CDS has now passed 100 bps. Granted, on Friday the bid was 95, and has since moved wider to past 100, implying the mid is around 105. US CDS has in fact blown out wider than Japan, Germany and France, meaning the market perceives the US sovereign risk as greater than all of these countries.

 

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Santelli All Over US Annihilation Risk





Anti-bailout Spartacus Rick Santelli reporting something our readers knew on Friday of last week, namely that US CDS has now passed 100 bps. Granted, on Friday the bid was 95, and has since moved wider to past 100, implying the mid is around 105. US CDS has in fact blown out wider than Japan, Germany and France, meaning the market perceives the US sovereign risk as greater than all of these countries.

 

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Fallout Between Harbinger And Early Backer Harbert?





Hedge Fund Alert reports today that Harbinger Capital is trying to buy out its early backer, Alabama-based Harbert Management. The split comes at an odd time, but the decline in Harbinger assets under management, which went from $26 billion in 2008 to only $9 billion currently may have something to do with it: the flagship fund has fallen 27.8% while the Special Opportunities Fund has plummeted 56.1%, excluding redemptions.

 

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Deep Thoughts From Seth Klarman





The titan of Baupost shares some valuable insight. Courtesy of Value Investor Insight (hat tip trader god McFadzen)

Klarman - Free Legal Forms

 

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The Periodic Table Of Doomsday Economic Charts





 
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