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The Ridiculous Marks of Toxic Assets (part 2)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 19:19 -0500Following up on Tyler's earlier post, it's important to put the potential PPIP assets in perspective to the overall holdings of the banks.
The Ridiculous Marks of Toxic Assets (part 2)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 19:19 -0500Following up on Tyler's earlier post, it's important to put the potential PPIP assets in perspective to the overall holdings of the banks.
The Ridiculous Marks Of Toxic Assets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 16:27 -0500The Treasury's arbitrary transaction price of 84 for the "pool of residential mortgages" seems to not have been all that arbitrary after all. In fact, as it may turn out, it was gloriously optimistic. A report by Goldman today on the PPIP caught my eye, with one chart in particular, indicating that bank are still marking the bulk of their "assets" at 90-95! Of particular note is Citi's delirious optimism on marks in its assorted asset classes, especially commercial mortgages.
The Ridiculous Marks Of Toxic Assets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 16:27 -0500The Treasury's arbitrary transaction price of 84 for the "pool of residential mortgages" seems to not have been all that arbitrary after all. In fact, as it may turn out, it was gloriously optimistic. A report by Goldman today on the PPIP caught my eye, with one chart in particular, indicating that bank are still marking the bulk of their "assets" at 90-95! Of particular note is Citi's delirious optimism on marks in its assorted asset classes, especially commercial mortgages.
Ughhh Europe
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 15:39 -0500This morning's numbers came in slightly above the consensus projections and the Euro responded by essentially doing nothing. At least part of the lack of reaction is due to this.
Good Paperweight From The IMF
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 14:15 -0500In anticipation of the new biannual IMF report due out early April, I present the most recent Global Financial Stability Report which was issued in October 2008. If nothing else, it has some nice charts and at 246 pages, makes for a good paperweight.
Larry Will Be Happy To Read This
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 13:48 -0500Porsche may be in technical default by midnight. Granted the chances are slim but it would be a fitting conclusion to Volkswagen squeeze saga. The company has a €10 billion loan refinancing due by midnight and is currently scrambling to find last minute cash to complete the deal. Market sources say the automaker has only managed to obtain €8.55 billion in commitments from banks and is facing a €1.45 shortfall. Unless banks cough up the balance, Porsche will be forced to fund the difference out of its own cash.
Project Zero Status Update
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 13:39 -0500Gang, over the next week I will be travelling and unable to post as frequently, although we do live in interesting times so will occasionally try to make my way back. In the meantime I leave you in the capable hands of Cornelius. In my absence, if bored I recommend you read back some of the posts you may have missed, many of which are conceptual in nature.
Larry Bottom Lines It, Learns From Volkswagen Lesson
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 12:48 -0500Glenview steps up to the Citi, BofA, JPM etc. plate and announces it also has "begun the year in a profitable fashion." Too bad there is no public stock to generate a short squeeze.
Larry, Bottom Line it For Me
We recognize that many of you, while you appreciate the completeness of the disclosure, just want the punch line.
Here it is:1. We believe the majority of our losses will be recouped in the same securities we lost money in, as those securities rebound towards fair value.
BCBG Max Azria's Last Ditch Effort To Avoid Bankruptcy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 12:28 -0500
Iconic fashion house BCBG Max Azria is setting off on a last ditch effort to avoid bankruptcy. As I wrote last, the company has a $20 million March loan payment due which it will find next to impossible to make.
Frontrunning: March 24
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 12:08 -0500- Geithner's trillion dollar gamble (Eurointelligence)
- AIG furor helped funds in Geithner's toxic plan (Reuters)
- U.S.
Macro Observations In The Context Of Newton's Third Law
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 01:22 -0500The one-two knockout punch from last week's quantitative easing by the Fed and today's massive implicit toxic asset offloading guarantee by the Treasury served a bitter dish to market doomsayers. Putting the fact aside that the two actions are essentially contradictory (30 years collapsed Monday after the ripfest last week), much was said today, and over the weekend, about Geithner's plan to present hedge funds with a once in a lifetime opportunity of a 12-to-1 upside/downside investment ratio.
Tuesday is going to be big for the Euro
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/24/2009 00:19 -0500A bunch of critical numbers are coming out tomorrow including the German and EU purchasing manager index numbers and UK CPI and RPI indices. The US housing price index numbers are largely irrelevant after today's existing housing sales numbers and the consensus which has been priced in, is likely to be spot on.




