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March 22nd
Weekend Reading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/22/2009 16:35 -0500- The Big Takeover (Rolling Stone)
- Krugman: The Zombie ideas have won (New York Times)
- Ken Rogoff: The worst is yet to come (PBS)
- Jeremy Bulow: Fix the banks by focusing on liabilities not assets (Vox)
- Buite
Weekend Reading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/22/2009 16:35 -0500- The Big Takeover (Rolling Stone)
- Krugman: The Zombie ideas have won (New York Times)
- Ken Rogoff: The worst is yet to come (PBS)
- Jeremy Bulow: Fix the banks by focusing on liabilities not assets (Vox)
- Buite
The Amazing TALF Bait And Switch
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/22/2009 05:14 -0500The greatest bait and switch of this generation in all its visual splendor. As a result of the TALF's non-recourse/non-margin nature, a hedge fund X can buy Bank X's MBS Portfolio which is marked on the bank's books at 80 cents on the dollar (but has a market price of 20 cents) for the marked price with a 3% equity check and TALF filling the balance.
The Amazing TALF Bait And Switch
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/22/2009 05:14 -0500The greatest bait and switch of this generation in all its visual splendor. As a result of the TALF's non-recourse/non-margin nature, a hedge fund X can buy Bank X's MBS Portfolio which is marked on the bank's books at 80 cents on the dollar (but has a market price of 20 cents) for the marked price with a 3% equity check and TALF filling the balance.
Some More Thoughts On The FDIC And The "Systemic Risk Exception" Clause
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/22/2009 01:37 -0500As I dug a little more into the mystery of the amended Bloomberg headline discussing FDIC's travails, some interesting facts came up.
March 21st
The True State Of The CMBS Market, And Why Billions In New Writedowns Are Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/21/2009 17:36 -0500In response for requests for information on where the capital markets objectively evaluate commercial mortgage backed securities, and also to demonstrate the recent knee jerk reaction of how CMBX spreads ripped wider once it became clear older vintage, sub-AAA would not be eligible for TALF 1.0 participation, I am presenting the recent trading levels of CMBX 1 through CMBX 5, segregated by tranching (rule of thumb: the higher the chart line, the lower the underlying value, the more MTM pain for sellers of the CMBX tranche i.e. banks).
Will Somebody Remove Geithner From The Poker Table Please?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/21/2009 16:54 -0500
As Zero Hedge wrote previously, the TALF in its current formulation is merely a lot of hot air as it provides an incentive to buy assets that nobody really cares about (AAA-backed, newly issued "securitized" equivalents).
Will Somebody Remove Geithner From The Poker Table Please?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/21/2009 16:54 -0500
As Zero Hedge wrote previously, the TALF in its current formulation is merely a lot of hot air as it provides an incentive to buy assets that nobody really cares about (AAA-backed, newly issued "securitized" equivalents).
Madoff Victim Letters
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/21/2009 16:52 -0500The Week In Review
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/21/2009 16:39 -0500As next week's news is likely to be consumed by Geithner's redesign of the TALF, it is useful to summarize the events of the prior week. An overview of the ten most notable events that have occurred, compliments of BofA:
1) Fed’s moves impact Treasury notes and the dollar
DE Shaw On The Basis Monster That Ate Wall Street
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/21/2009 00:44 -0500DE Shaw's quant Ph.D. geniuses are focusing on the topic de jour: the Basis Trade (to Boaz Weinstein's chagrin they are 6 months off). Always good to get one more perspective on the issue. Great bedtime reading for hardcores: enough new concepts here to find at least 5 brand spanking new ways to blow up the world. Particularly interesting section:
March 20th
Mary Meeker's Latest Convergence Piece
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/20/2009 23:42 -0500Some internet convergence optimism from the ever cheerful Morgan Stanley lifer Mary Meeker, to dispel the recent FDIC hatin' on ZH. Hat tip to Paul Kedrosky.
Meeker Tech '09 - Get more Business Plans
FDIC Closes Three More Banks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/20/2009 23:16 -0500This brings the 2009 total to 20 banks down and counting. The latest three are:
- FirstCity Bank of Stockbridge, GA, had total assets of $297 million and total deposits of $278 million. At the time of closing, the bank had approximately $778,000 in deposits that exceeded the insurance limits. In English this means tomorrow some people will realize they are $778,000 poorer.
Delayed Bloomberg Editorializing To Avoid Panic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/20/2009 21:22 -0500Hat tip to reader Camila for pointing out that Bloomberg's earlier editorial mistake in reporting the truth was subsequently mitigated substantially. The title of the original Bloomberg article was "Bair Says FDIC Reserves May Hit Zero Without New Fees", which was subsequently moderated to the current "Bair Defends Fee To Build Deposit Reserves Amid Bank Opposition."
Delayed Bloomberg Editorializing To Avoid Panic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/20/2009 21:22 -0500Hat tip to reader Camila for pointing out that Bloomberg's earlier editorial mistake in reporting the truth was subsequently mitigated substantially. The title of the original Bloomberg article was "Bair Says FDIC Reserves May Hit Zero Without New Fees", which was subsequently moderated to the current "Bair Defends Fee To Build Deposit Reserves Amid Bank Opposition."


