Archive - Apr 21, 2009 - Story

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• Must Read: Jack Bauer can't stop the Goldman Conspiracy (Market Watch)
• This is what happens when you don't have access to the AIG funnel: BNY Mellon falls 51% as fees fall with markets (Bloomberg)
• Michael Milken: Why capital structure matters (

• Cash-strapped cities move to private guards (WSJ)
• Questions on Pandit's future at Citi (FT)
• Loan quality to be closely scrutinized by stress-test regulators (Bloomberg)
• CCU tries to restructure debt load out of court (NYT)