Archive - Jun 12, 2009 - Story
Japanese Bondage Video
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 22:18 -0500[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPrZtheEMg&hl=en&fs=1&]
See also: Clusterstock.
Weekly Credit Summary: June 12 - Curve Steeper and Skew Compression
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 20:18 -0500Spreads were mixed in the US this week with IG worse, HVOL wider, ExHVOL weaker, XO wider, and HY rallying (HY outperformance of IG far greater than XOver compression to Main).
$600 Billion In New Taxes Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 19:37 -0500It was fun while it lasted. I am of course referring to the mirage that was the Administration's promise of "very manageable" tax increases. Bloomberg is reporting that as part of the Healthcare overhaul bill, there will be an addition $600 billion in tax increases.
NYSE Now Prohibts Taking Liquidity For Rest Of Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 18:17 -0500The NYSE seems to be having a major liquidity event. Taking liquidity (market orders) is now prohibited for the rest of the day and only limit orders (Providing liquidity) are allowed.
02:59pm 12 Jun 09:
Market oddlot and PRLs in Matching Engine One (Update)
Ahmadinejad Loses Election, JPM Guns SPY
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 17:43 -0500Nevermind the negative market breadth. Nevermind that there is absolutely no liquidity in the market. An election result in Iran is sufficient for programs to rape TICK (peak at almost 1,500? Come on - make it believable at least) and for JPM to gun the SPY for a little Friday ETF love: as if an excuse is really needed. (And now it seems both parties are saying they won. brilliant)
CBRE: This Has NOT Been A Liquidity Crisis, But A Crisis Of Bad Credit
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 17:14 -0500Maybe the administration will finally listen when one of their own potential bailout beneficiaries tells them the sad truth about the inevitable CRE implosion. Surprisingly, a very good summary of the CRE debacle straight out of CBRE Partners (with $36 Billion AUM, it is just 3x larger than Cohen And Steers). Speaking of... Where are those CMBS downgrades S&P: getting some phone calls from the administration lately?
As Semi Stocks Keep Climbing, MagnaChip Files For Bankruptcy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 16:44 -0500Ah, the tech trade: nothing better than buying based on technicals, playing hot potato and ignoring the fundamentals. And when the fundamentals indicate that yet another major chip maker, this time MagnaChip has filed for bankruptcy, why bother. Executives for the former spinoff of Hynix, 2006/7 distressed debt darling, and CVC and Francisco partners portfolio company, were seen entering Bankruptcy court in Delaware not surprisingly without the idiotic grin of all those pundits on CNBC who keep pushing hyper-overvalued tech companies (but the new iPhone is out - what gives?).
Merrill Lynch In Full REIT Upgrade Mode - The Sequel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 16:19 -0500Been a while since we heard from the most popular (and profitable) research (and trading) desk on Wall Street. Last night Merrill analyst Craig Schmidt went to town upgrading pretty much anything he could get his hands on. To wit, all from the last 24 hours:
Intraday SPY and IWM Indications Of Interest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 15:55 -0500JPM trading nearly 50% of advertised SPY volume; MS trading over 60% of advertised IWM.
Indicative snapshot of SPY trades.
Intraday SPY and IWM Indications Of Interest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 15:55 -0500JPM trading nearly 50% of advertised SPY volume; MS trading over 60% of advertised IWM.
Indicative snapshot of SPY trades.
Just How Many Regulations Is Goldman Exempt?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 15:38 -0500Yet another indication that regulations that pertain to you and me, don't necessarily pertain to some others.
In the prospectus filed on May 19, 2009 for Regions Financial Corporation which solicited an offer to exchange 6.625% TRUPS into 138 million shares of common, dealer managers were everyone's favorite TARP recipients Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan.
Just How Many Regulations Is Goldman Exempt?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 15:38 -0500Yet another indication that regulations that pertain to you and me, don't necessarily pertain to some others.
In the prospectus filed on May 19, 2009 for Regions Financial Corporation which solicited an offer to exchange 6.625% TRUPS into 138 million shares of common, dealer managers were everyone's favorite TARP recipients Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan.
NYSE Halts Trading In Several Hundred Stocks Due To "Connectivity Issues"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 14:58 -0500Developing story: Among the affected stocks are GE, Merck and Exxon - the reason cited for the halt is "connectivity issues." Did all the Supplemental Liquidity Providers leave for the Hamptons to riverboat blond Latvian exports early today? Or did GS - Sigma Server X1 get a Norton AV uncaught Trojan? That explains why all trades are now automatically rerouted to adultfriendfinder.com (for all who read into the last statement as have anything more than 0% seriousness, may God have mercy on your souls).
NYSE Halts Trading In Several Hundred Stocks Due To "Connectivity Issues"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 14:58 -0500Developing story: Among the affected stocks are GE, Merck and Exxon - the reason cited for the halt is "connectivity issues." Did all the Supplemental Liquidity Providers leave for the Hamptons to riverboat blond Latvian exports early today? Or did GS - Sigma Server X1 get a Norton AV uncaught Trojan? That explains why all trades are now automatically rerouted to adultfriendfinder.com (for all who read into the last statement as have anything more than 0% seriousness, may God have mercy on your souls).
Business Inventories Have Much More Room To Fall
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/12/2009 14:17 -0500The missed story from yesterday (few green shoots here: probably self-explanatory). As Bloomberg discloses:
Inventories at U.S. businesses fell in April for an eighth straight month, the longest stretch since 2002, as companies cut back in the face of slowing sales.
The 1.1 percent decline in stockpiles followed a revised 1.3 percent drop in March that was larger than previously estimated, the Commerce Department said today in Washington. Sales decreased 0.3 percent.









