Archive - Aug 10, 2009 - Story

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Wily Quakers Outsmart Crimson Again, Penn Endowment Down 15.7% In 2008, Half Of Harvard Collapse





Who'd a thunk the IRR on the new, and oddly phallic Huntsman Hall would be quite so attractive. Well, it wasn't really positive, but these days down little is the new killing it (absent being too big to fail or too UAWed not to have a 30 day successful and gov't backed stalking horse auction). The Philadelphia university is expected to see it endowment decline by only 15.7% in the fiscal year ending June 2009, a stark contrast to bigger and "smarter" rivals such as Harvard and Yale, which are set to be down 30% and 25%, respectively.

 

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SL Green's Mysterious Cap Rate Calculations, And Budding Israeli VoIP Operators-cum-Midtown Real Estate Investors





Today, SL Green announced a preliminary sale transaction (subject to assumable financing, an out wider than VaR exclusion loopholes) which is supposed to herald the coming of the new mid-town CRE renaissance. An ebullient SL Green CEO Marc Holliday had this to say: "This is a first, but significant step towards the sale of interests in 485 Lexington Avenue. If ultimately approved, the transaction would demonstrate that the Midtown Manhattan office market continues to stand as one of the world's top locations and that investor interest is once again on the rise." Zero Hedge is waiting with baited breath for the Holliday mirage to dissipate, while in the meantime Class A office space in 767 Fifth Avenue can be sublet for $60/sq foot.

 

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Judge Rakoff Refuses To Approve SEC's "Not Remotely Reasonable" Settlement With BofA





Judge Rakoff demonstrates some brilliant logic which is completely lost to both the CEO of Bank Of America and to the Chairwoman of the SEC: "If they would not have paid out $3.6 billion, they would have had a loss of $3.6 billion less, no?"

 

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San Fran Fed Demonstrates Artificiality Of Libor





In response to turmoil in the interbank lending market, the Federal Reserve inaugurated programs to bolster liquidity beginning in December 2007. Research offers evidence that these liquidity facilities have helped lower the London interbank offered rate, a key market benchmark, significantly from what it otherwise would have been expected to be.

 

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Is the Top Mightier than the Bottom?





Technicals are a heresy in mainstream investing--they don't really teach them in school--but everyone that comes face to face with that beast called the market sooner or later figures out what they are.

 

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Sergey Update: Goldman Motion To Quash Subpoena Denied





"A U.S. judge on Monday denied a motion by Goldman Sachs Group Inc (GS.N) to quash a request for personnel information on a former computer programmer accused of stealing trade secrets from the firm."

 

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Fun With Nodes





Almost as fun as connecting the dots. Courtesy of NNDB, where readers can add their own nodes. Not much data would be needed for this map to encircle the globe.

 

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Lowest SPY Volume Day For 2009





The SPY just hit a 2009 low in volume, and markedly below the comparable period last year.

 

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Skynet vs. Gridbot





Wild action today, as the dollar rally and cratering of most foreign currencies probably triggered massive margin calls on the 300:1 leveraged GridBot traders hoping that cash would "roll in" each week.

 

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Mike Steinhardt: "No One Is Long-Term Bullish"





Hedge fund icon Mike Steinhardt voices on what the smartest money on Wall Street is thinking and it is nothing good - fast forward to 3 minutes 25 seconds. Steinhardt is completely correct in saying "You can not talk about valuations readily" in this market.

 

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SEC Informs State Street It Will Authorize Civil Enforcement Action For Violation Of Anti-Fraud Provisions





In June 2009, the Staff of the SEC provided State Street Bank with a “Wells” notice related to the SEC’s ongoing investigation into disclosures and management by SSgA of its active fixed-income strategies during 2007 and prior periods. The SEC Staff has informed us that it is proceeding with an enforcement recommendation to the SEC Commissioners asking the SEC Commissioners to authorize a civil enforcement action against us alleging violations of antifraud provisions of the federal securities laws.

 

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Sergey Subpoena Update, Or The Goldman DOJ Connection





We have learned that Goldman has retained the exalted law firm of Boies, Schiller & Flexner, to quash the Aleynikov subpoena request. The lead partner on submitted papers is Matthew Friedrich, former assistant attorney general at the DOJ and deputy chief of staff to fomer US Attorney General, Michael Mukasey.

 

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Cliff Asness Takes On flag@whitehouse.com And The Orwellian Totallitarian Watch-List





Dear Leader and Minions,

The only thing more un-American, anti-freedom, and hypocritical from this administration, that dared to campaign on the prior administration's respect of the constitution, than your attempt to socialize vast swaths of the American economy, is your new attempt to silence your legitimate critics. You have (collectively with your party) called them Nazis, you have lied about their generally peaceful demonstrations while ignoring the incredible hypocrisy of your own brown-shirt like efforts (New Black panther thugs let off the hook by Holder, Code Pink, SEIU and ACORN vigorously disrupting free speech; and just try to give a speech offending the Left on our academically "free" campuses?). Now this explicit effort to have Americans, who happen to disagree with the current people in charge, inform on other Americans to this email address. You all have no shame.

 

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Consumer Bankruptcy Filings Hit Highest Monthly Total In 4 Years





The facts as reported by the American Bankruptcy Institute: consumer bankruptcy filings reached 126,434 in July, a 34.3% increase year over year, and a 8.7% increase sequentially (116,365 in June). July's number is the highest monthly total since the October 2005 bankruptcy reform aka the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act.

 

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Sergey Aleynikov Strikes Back, Files Goldman Subpoena





Sergey's alleged Goldman code-theft case, which seemed to be on the fast track to being promptly settled out of court, just took an odd turn. Matt Goldstein over at Reuters reports that instead of keeping quiet, Sergey has taken the offensive and has filed a subpoena on Goldman Sachs, "seeking access to some information." Goldman's response is a not very surprising motion in federal court to quash the subpoena. Either this is a red herring by Sergey, trying to make his plea deal case stronger, or there is indeed something in Goldman's books that needs further observation, and would, presumably, shed much needed light on either the Aleynikov affair, HFT, or both.

 
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