Archive - 2009 - Story

February 2nd

Tyler Durden's picture

Saved By 12 Zeroes; Zimbabwe Gets Creative in Battling Hyperinflation





In what may not be the most effective way to battle hyperinflation, Zimbabwe Central Bank governor (now that is a misnomer) Gideon Gono is making "its foreign exchange more transparent" and cutting 12 zeroes from the currency, i.e. a trillion to one exchange conversion.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Early Feb 2 Headlines





  • First aggregator bank plan, now Stimulus bill potentially in tatters (FT)
  • Bidding war for future CDS clearinghouse (Bloomberg)
  • Violent anti-government rallies all over Russia (
 

Tyler Durden's picture

Late Sunday Headlines





  • More on Alvarez & Marsal's intrepid raking in of Lehman billable hours (WSJ)
  • Charter Communications to file for bankruptcy any minute (NY Post)
  • South Carolina penitentiary inmate No.
 

February 1st

Tyler Durden's picture

Alvarez Asks For $400,000/Day To Let Lehman Creditors Sort Out Their Own Mess





Restructuring consultancy firm Alvarez & Marsal has decided to take the easy way out, and simply give creditors in the Lehman's bankruptcy equity instead of trying to maximize cash recoveries. The bulk of Lehman's residual value (or lack thereof) is contained in its hard to value real estate and private equity assets.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Some More Facts About How The CDS Market Will Be Misconceived To Death





When you have the House Agriculture Committee getting involved in the regulation of the CDS market, it is only a matter of time before it is game over. When both conventional wisdom, and economists-turned-philosophers like Soros claim that credit default swaps are responsible for the downfall of western civilization, presenting any type of factual information is pretty much useless.

 

January 31st

Tyler Durden's picture

Weekly Chart Overview





Reading some GS equity weekly data. Key charts are presented below.
Note: as have been getting this question quite a bit, GS has the following most recent 2009 and 2010 Earnings estimates for the S&P500 (according to GS equity team; would imagine their credit teams has much different conclusions: see UBS case):

 

Tyler Durden's picture

The ISDA CDS Settlement Auction is A Hidden Goldmine for Cash-Rich Accounts





When I discussed the basis trade opportunity, the conclusion was that arbitrage in the secondary (and by extension primary) market exists due to significant dislocations in liquidity. Sure, one can argue that immediate culprits for the arbitrage have to do with counterparty risk and funding costs, which makes sense, but those are merely derivatives of the liquidity disconnects between different brokers, their accounts, and any permutations thereof.

 

January 30th

Tyler Durden's picture

Another Tax Fugitive in the Obama Camp





First Geithner, now this. In a developing story, Obama's pick for Secretary of Health and Human Services Tom Daschle is apparently on the outs with the IRS as well.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

The Push To Postpone the Inevitable Collapse Is Coming To An End





The only man with cojones to call the depression a depression, David Rosenberg, of what is now Bank of Countrywide Lynch, is reading behind the BS that was this morning's highly suspect GDP number, and expects the current quarter's annualized GDP decline to hit -6.3%! The two items that attract his attention are consumer and capital spending, declining 3.5% and 27.8%, respectively. So where did the fudging occur to result in the upside surprise: inventories.
 

Tyler Durden's picture

Nassim Taleb's Facebook Accountability Initiative





Nassim Taleb of Black Swan and fat tail fame, has created a Facebook site called "Make Bankers Accountable." It is feasible that this could become the 21st equivalent of the million man march on Washington. We fully endorse the initiative. Maybe eventually Obama will realize just how angry the general public is becoming.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Nassim Taleb's Facebook Accountability Initiative





Nassim Taleb of Black Swan and fat tail fame, has created a Facebook site called "Make Bankers Accountable." It is feasible that this could become the 21st equivalent of the million man march on Washington. We fully endorse the initiative. Maybe eventually Obama will realize just how angry the general public is becoming.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

The Non-Premature Death of the U.S. Consumer





Paul Kedrosky has captured some great statistical data from mint.com about how the average U.S. consumer is faring. In a nutshell - plain horrible.

Straight from the horse's mouth (Aaron Patzer, CEO of Mint):

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Breaking News: Fresh Start Foiled at Fannie





Breitbart reports that the Feds foiled an attempt by a disgruntled former employee to destroy all the data on Fannie Mae's 4,000 computer servers nationwide.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Blackstone Sued for Penny Pinching





Dealbreaker reports of an amusing cityfile artile, in which it seems the Financial Times is suing Blackstone scion Stevie of duplex 15/16B at 740 Park, for abusing FT.com login privileges. This is so funny cause it's true for so many.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Charts of The Day: Japan Mfg / U.S. Durable Goods Orders





Spin this:

 
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!