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January 27th

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Late Tuesday Headlines





  • Exxon cut to Neutral from Buy at UBS
  • 78,000 fired today (NY Post)
  • Thain called to testify on Merrill bonuses, hires spin doctors (FT, NY Post)
 

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SAC Loses Chief Psychiatrist, Underwater Portfolio Managers Elsewhere Gain Peace and Serenity





If you have ever wondered how one can feel calm, relaxed and empowered after blowing a cool $100 mill on the basis trade that the Merrill salesguy was pitching incessantly as totally risk-free, after ingesting an elephant dose of estrogen in an office with the climatic characteristics of Vladivostok, then wonder no more, for a wealth of information, outsider and vice versa, and a comfy leather coach are about to be fully ac

 

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SAC Loses Chief Psychiatrist, Underwater Portfolio Managers Elsewhere Gain Peace and Serenity





If you have ever wondered how one can feel calm, relaxed and empowered after blowing a cool $100 mill on the basis trade that the Merrill salesguy was pitching incessantly as totally risk-free, after ingesting an elephant dose of estrogen in an office with the climatic characteristics of Vladivostok, then wonder no more, for a wealth of information, outsider and vice versa, and a comfy leather coach are about to be fully acce

 

January 27th

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January 26 CDS Major Movers





 

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January 26 CDS Major Movers





 

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Lawyers Paid Better Than Ever as Creditors Lose Shirts





We have written extensively on the subject (here and here), and we feel it is about time mainstream media paid a little more attention to this very troubling issue.

 

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Breaking News: GE Capital Corp May Be Cut By Moody's, AAA Rating on Downgrade Review





Uh Oh... Splinters forming among the rating agency community (link)

****UPDATE****

GE immediately issues following statement (no, they definitely did not see this coming)

Statement from GE Regarding Moody’s Review

Business Wire

 

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Bridgewater Warns Most Investors "Will Inevitably Do Badly"





In his annual letter to investors, Ray Dalio, whose $80 billion Bridgewater fund is doing phenomenally well, returning almost 9% in 2008, had some advice and warnings to investors.

 

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Nick Cosmo Had Extensive Mob Connections





Charlie Gasparino just broke the news that most recent ponzmaster Nick Cosmo of the $370 million Agape World ponzi, had extensive mob connections.

 

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Wexford Goes Activist on Energy Partners Ltd





Wexford Capital, a $6 billion hedge fund run by distressed investor Charles Davidson, went activist on Energy Partners Ltd, sending out one of the only activist letters we have seen in months. Wexford, which states it has a large position in EPL's common stock (although not as large as it did last time around, its holdings have dropped from 9.5% to 8.4%) as well as the 9.75% Senior Notes due 2014 and FRNs due 2013, has presented a list of demands.

 

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Wells Fargo Blames High Mortgage Rates on "Soaring" Demand





This bloomberg article has left us a little speechless...

 

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6 Million Job Losses Expected in 2009





Paul Kedrosky has a link to a Nouriel Roubini (we think of him not so much as Dr. Doom but as Dr. Realism) Bloomberg video interview in which the latter presumes there will be 6 million layoffs this year. He also expects further unemployment increases in 2010. Definitely worth watching.

 

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Rating Agency Brilliance in Action Again: Whiting Petroleum Buying Back Bonds





S&P Yesterday had some bad things to say about Whiting Petroleum and cut its outlook on the name. Well, hopefully you are not a manager who buys and sell based on what those rockets scientists have to say (i.e. a mutual fund): today the company announced it is issuing 8 million shares of stock, which incidentally sent the stock plunging by 10%, in order to pay back a portion of its $620 million total in outstanding debt.

 

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Breaking News: Art Nadel Captured





Jan. 27 (Bloomberg) -- Florida hedge-fund adviser Arthur Nadel was arrested in Florida by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and has been charged with securities fraud.

 

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Hedge Fund Secondary Market Update - Jan 27





Nothing too exciting in the Jan 27 roundup. Not surprisingly, of 11 markets, 9 are offers and the two lonely bids are for a paltry $500k in Horseman Global, and for a more impressive $10 MM in Allan Teh's Kamunting Street. On the ask-side, there is $58 million of selling interest, split among Linden, Aristea, Polygon, Whitebox, Harbinger, Indus and Impala (the last one people can't seem to sell enough of).

 
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