Archive - Jan 2010 - Story

January 21st

Marla Singer's picture

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fees!





The cachet of Goldman's in-house "privileged" funds (like the Global Equity Opportunities Fund) used to be quite significant, and seriously envied. Perhaps labeling them "vanity investments" is a bit excessive, but probably only a bit.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Cramer Nails Google... Kinda





CNBC's Jim Cramer is back to his usual permabullish batting average: today's sacrificial lamb - Google.

 

RobotTrader's picture

Time to Get Out of Dodge





Today's heavy volume smells a lot like billions of mouse clicks ejecting stocks. All the Fembots supervising the motion chasers were getting flogged and horsewhipped if they did not immediately eject out of their positions. The market is basically issuing a "no confidence" vote on Washington's micro-management policies.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Are 20.7 Billion Reasons Enough For Goldman To Continue Being A Bank Holding Company?





With the prop ban hitting Bank Holding Companies (despite what various politicians who have long outlived their welcome, their tenure, their dentures and even their corrupt status, say on CNBC) soon, the generic response has been: "Bah, not an issue - Goldman will just cease being a BHC. Done and done." Not so simple. Why? One acronym - TLGP. Of course, it is a joke that Goldman was ever allowed to be a bank holding company in the first place (we still can't wait to deposit our meager savings with Lloyd Blankfein's organization. When, oh when, will Goldman open a deposit branch on Paper Street?). Yet it is. The problem however, is that the TLGP is only eligible for bank holding companies and other FDIC-insured depository institutions. Should Goldman shed its BHC aura, say bye-bye to the TLGP guarantee.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

AIG Timeline Of Events





For all who want to get up to speed on next week's political theater involving AIG, Tim Geithner, Goldman Sachs' Stephen Friedman, Goldman Sachs' Bill Dudley, Goldman Sachs' Lloyd Blankfein, and the endless taxpayer bailouts, here is a terrific timeline for everything relevant to the AIG soap opera. Courtesy of Bloomberg.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Are Investors Getting Tired Of Bill Miller's Permabullishness?





Is Bill Miller headed for retirement? Today's action in Legg Mason stock, which was down 10%, the most since May 2009, sure indicates investors may have had enough of the permabullish, pro-cyclical portfolio manager. The reason for the dramatic drop in stock price: accelerating outflows.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Efficient Market Proponent Senator Kaufman Endorses Prop Trading Ban, 99 Other Senators Have No Idea What Prop Trading Is





"Separating core banking franchise from speculative activities, imposing tighter leverage requirements and examining the complicated relationships between high frequency traders and banks constitute critical steps toward ensuring our financial markets are strong and stable.

By adopting these common-sense proposals, we can go a long way toward stabilizing our economy, restoring confidence in our markets and protecting the American people from a future bailout.

America cannot afford another financial meltdown and the American people are looking to Congress to ensure that that does not happen." - Ted Kaufman

 

Tyler Durden's picture

"NITE Is Currently Unavailable For Trading Due To Technical Problems At The Exchange"





Must be a down day. The exchanges are about to start breaking left and right.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

With Goldman Stock Down 5%, CDS Surges 21%, Still Rich By 16%





Goldman Credit Default Swaps have surged by over 20% on the day the firm may have finally lost its trading "edge." With a 5% decline in the stock, the company default risk has jumped to a 5 month high at 121 bps. The last time its was here was on September 14th, when the stock was $177/share. Yet a relative value comparison since September 2, 2009 (if one belives in such things) indicates that the Company CDS is rich by about 16%. If traders believe today's stock price as indicative of the true value of GS, we anticipate a widening in Goldman CDS to a level in the upper 130s/low 140s.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Time For Obama To Ban Budget Deficit Next: $118 Billion In Coupons On Deck, $166 Billion Including Bills





If only it were as easy to ban the budget deficit. We have $118 billion in coupons on deck to be auctioned off on February 1. Out of curiosity, does the prop trading ban also make quantitative trading, aka the Fed's prop trading operation, also illegal?

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Goodnight Goldman Prop





To paraphrase Mr. van Praag, "prop trading is a minor part of our business." The market begs to differ.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

It's Official: The "Volcker Rule" Ends Prop Trading At Bank Holding Companies





11:37 01/21 OBAMA BAN WOULD PREVENT BANKS OWNING,INVEST IN HEDGE/EQ FNDS

11:37 01/21 OBAMA PROPOSING RULE LIMIT COMM BANKS FROM PROP TRADING

11:37 01/21 SR ADMIN OFFL:BAN ON PROP TRADE ALSO APPLY TO BANK HOLDING COS>

11:37 01/21 ADMIN OFFL:WANT REGULATORS TO BE REQUIRED TO STOP PROP TRADING

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Next ES Stop: Year Lows At 1,110 As VIX Surges; Makes Sense: $74 Billion In 5 And 7 Years On Deck





2010 is now a scratch. Next ES stop at 1,110: Dec. 31 levels. VIX surges 7.7% back over 20.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Game Over Ben, Game Over?





Maybe Senators had an advance look at Albert Edwards' report, or maybe the fog of Wall Street whispering sweet bribing nothings into their ears is finally lifting, but that vote we were supposed to have tomorrow to reconfirm Ben? Ain't happening.

 

Tyler Durden's picture

Scandal: Albert Edwards Alleges Central Banks Were Complicit In Robbing The Middle Classes





We apologize in advance for the NY Magazine-style headline, but this is a report that has to be read by all Senators who are preparing to reconfirm Bernanke for a second term. When voting for the Chairman, be aware that all of America will now look at you as the perpetrators who are encouraging the greatest inter and intra-generational theft to continue, and as prescribed by Newton 3rd law, sooner or later, an appropriate reaction will come from the very same middle class that you are seeking to doom into a state of perpetual penury and a declining standard of living.

America spoke in Massachusetts and will speak again very soon if you do not send the appropriate signal that you have heard its anger - Do Not Reconfirm Bernanke.

 
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