Archive - Apr 26, 2010 - Story
Whipping By FemBots Intensifies, Gamers Dump GOOG and Buy TZOO
Submitted by RobotTrader on 04/26/2010 14:53 -0500The pressure is on the 19-year old motion-chasing "portfolio managers" at TIAA-CREF, CalPers, Harvard Endowment, Gates Foundation, et al to buy whatever is going up and sell losers immediately, and continue looking in the garbage bins for more "alpha" to goose returns.
SEC's Richard Ferlauto: Goldman 'Wishing It Wasn't A Public Company'
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 14:01 -0500MBO (Buffet BO) next? Just headlines from Dow Jones right now.
UBS Goes For Bail Out (aka Broke), Sees S&P At 1,350, 2011 S&P Operating Earnings At $100
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 13:58 -0500UBS' Investment Research goes for broke (and not in a good bank/bad bank SNB bailed out way either) with its most recent Market Outlook: the bank which at this point is fighting tooth and nail to prevent client departures and deposit withdrawals is instead focusing on predicting the future, and the future rocks. To wit: "Over the past several months, economic activity and earnings results have come in better than expected. As a result, we are increasing our 2010 and 2011 S&P 500 operating EPS estimates to $90 and $100, respectively, from $83 and $92. 2010 EPS improvement should be driven by margin expansion and easy comps. 2011 should be more of a revenue story." Forget that a few months ago 2010 was supposed to be a "revenue story." And when the revenue story does not materialize in 2011, UBS will simple say 2099 may be finally the year in which CAT's revenues will be greater than its earnings. Yawn: the only thing that matters is whether or not Bernanke will keep ploughing on with negative real rates, and whether the PDs will continue the shell covert monetization games, thanks to which Bid To Covers on 1 Minute CMB Bills will soon hit infinity. The excess cash sure isn't going to come from Money Markets: at YTD rates of depletion, there should be no actual cash left in the system within 12 months.
Somali Pirates Disclose They Are A Subsidiary Of Goldman Sachs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 12:54 -0500Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs. There was an audible gasp in court when the leader of the pirates announced, "We are doing God's work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein. We were functioning as investment bankers, only every day was casual Friday," the pirate said.
Janet Tavakoli: "President Obama - Bring Back Black"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 12:45 -0500William K. Black, a regulator during the dark days of the Savings & Loan Crisis, gave the most sensible testimony about the financial crisis heard in Washington so far.* Fraud thrives and spreads in a regulatory free, highly paid, criminogenic environment. Cheaters prosper driving honesty out of the market. It's time to bring back Black and resolute regulators like him. Our proposed "financial reform" bill is a sham, and the health of our society and our economy is at stake.
CAT Joins Banks In Betting Future On Fed Generosity And Dollar Debasement
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 12:29 -0500Caterpillar had what was perceived as a blowout quarter even though its Q1 2010 earnings were well below Q1 2009. As Karl Denninger summarizes: "Machinery sales were down 1% from a year ago - but I thought a year ago was the depths of the recession and we have been recovering since? So how do we get a negative year-over-year comparison? Worse, in North America (that's here!) machinery sales were down 15% with dealer inventories half of year ago levels. That is, not only is heavy equipment not selling, dealers don't think it will be in the near future either. So how did we get big increases? Asia, up 40%. Yep, that matters, and it's what drove the results. Engine sales were even worse, off 28%, and even in Asia they were down, in that case 15%." Yet what everyone is focusing on is the projected future so bright, all the sell-side analysts (note, they are called "sell" side) gotta wear shades. One caveat: as CAT itself points out, the future will be so bright only if the Fed and foreign Central banks continue their monetary lunacy. The WSJ recaps the earnings call: "The company raised it outlook for 2010, though revenue declined on
continued weakness in developed economies, especially the U.S. and
Europe. It cited concerns about central banks withdrawing stimulus too
soon." So let's get this straight: the company's actual top line results were worse than a year ago (and after firing everyone, the firm was hard pressed not to report better EPS), and its entire bet on the future, which is what is causing its stock to spike, is purely a function of Ben Bernanke's mood on any given day, or what "Firm Directive" his GS masters may have slipped him that morning. That sounds like a brilliant investment thesis. We will buy two big earth excavators right now and a whole lot of CAT calls to go with that.
Next Up On Ths US Taxpayer (IMF) Bailout Trough: Ukraine, Which Wants $20 Billion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 11:58 -0500With half of Europe broke, and the IMF more than ready to disburse US taxpayer funding with the largesse of Tim Geithner (is $100 billion in increased IMF aid a TurboTax recognized tax deduction?), it is no surprise that the rescue aid recipients are lining up. First up after Greece is the Ukraine, which has announced it is seeking $20 billion from the IMF according to Deputy Prime Minister Serhiy Tigipko. As Business Week reports: “Having a program with the IMF will help us lower the price of future Eurobonds, because such a program gives investors more confidence,” Tigipko said. “It will also help sustain economic growth.” Looking at Greek record spreads and CDS levels, we can't help but wonder just how investor confidence is supposed to be buoyed by yet another bail out. And confirming that our own Alice in Wonderland capital markets have gone global, the reason why the Ukraine needs rescue financing is greater than anticipated growth. "Output may grow between 5 percent and 6 percent this year, compared with an earlier estimate of 3.7 percent, Tigipko said. The acceleration will be triggered by higher prices for Ukraine’s key exports such as metals and lower fuel prices, including Russian gas, he said."
With Greece Bankrupt, Moody's Is Fully Awake Now, Takes "Negative Rating Action" On Greek Covered Bonds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 11:24 -0500Moody's Investors Service has taken the following rating actions on covered bonds issued by Greek banks:
- Mortgage covered bonds issued by National Bank of Greece S.A. ("NBG"): Downgraded to Aa2 and placed on review for further downgrade; previously on 31 March 2010 downgraded to Aa1;
- Mortgage covered bonds issued by Alpha Bank S.A. ("Alpha"): Aa2 placed on review for possible downgrade; Previously on 31 March 2010 downgraded to Aa2;
- Mortgage covered bonds issued by EFG Eurobank Ergasias S.A. ("EFG Eurobank"): Aa2 placed on review for possible downgrade; previously on 31 March 2010 confirmed at Aa2.
RANsquawk US Afternoon Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 26/04/10
Submitted by RANSquawk Video on 04/26/2010 11:14 -0500RANsquawk US Afternoon Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 26/04/10
Time To Invade Greece Is Ripe As Greek Air Force Conducts "Go-Slow" Strike... And It Gets Worse
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 11:10 -0500Hellenic Air Force is conducting a go-slow strike, affecting exercise and routine flights ; the Ministry of Defense has issued a statement today. Payments of amounts owed to health service providers [6 billion euros of debt], public sector construction [1.2 billion], ICT [200 million] and media-advertising [100 million] have ceased, according to Kathimerini.
Indirect Bidders Bail From 3 And 6 Month Bills Even As Both Close At Record Bid-To-Cover
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 11:01 -0500
The just completed 3 Month Bill and 6 Month Bill auctions were interesting: the BTC on the 3 month came in at 4.69, a multi year high, and well above the 2010 average of 4.27%. Also the high rate has started leaking higher again, coming at 0.15%, compared to last week's 0.145%. Primary Dealers made sure there was no hiccup and they would be able to take down as much of the $24 billion auction as possible just so they can immediately turn around and repo the money, thus buying even more Whirlpool in large blocks, spooking the HFT algos in believing the stock is the next Google. After all - can't have a down Monday. It is verboten. Curiously the Direct take down surged to 19.2%, and almost surpassed the Indirect Take Down of 20.9%. The Direct (cough Bernanke cough) Bidders just refuse to go away. The 2009-2010 average on Directs is 7.81%, while that over the past 4 auctions is exactly double that 15.66%. Primary Dealers have taken down $51 billion of all 3 Month Bills so far in 2010.
Intraday FX Heatmap: Carry On
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 10:33 -0500
Today's FX action is pretty simple: EUR poundage as the european currency is doing hard to prevent the 1.32 stops. On the funding side, EURJPY continues to provide the fumes needed to gun the market to new highs. The dollar continues being the conduit. Without the carry, the money to ramp markets higher. However, with the just completed T-Bill auction, look for PDs to have another $50 billion in cash from repoes, and blast market higher. After all Europe is about to close, and it is a Monday (19 out of 20 positive closes coming).
5s10s On Deutsche, Goldman, Morgan Stanley Invert
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 09:56 -0500
The full blown curve inversion that is taking the PIIGS by storm is slowly coming to a TBTF near you. As the chart below shows, the 5s/10s in CDS curves for the most prominent banks are now inverted, while the bulk of them are flat at best. Should the ongoing pounding in GS stock continue, look for flatness to slowly creep to the 4, 3, 2 and 1 Year marks.
The Atlantic Reports That Deutsche Bank Also Sold Paulson-Selected CDOs To IKB
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 09:46 -0500Here comes the next witchhunt: The Atlantic, citing two Deutsche Bank traders, reports that the German bank is guilty of an identical transgression that Goldman (and to a much lesser extent, John Paulson) is in hot water for currently: i.e., DB arranged a deal for IKB designed by JP. Look for DB's stock to drop as expectations for a Wells Notice hit fever pitch. The reason one has not come yet is because, as we reported this weekend, Robert Khuzami has recused himself from investigating Deutsche due to his long tenure there as a lawyer (presumably supervising CDO issuance). The reason one most likely is in the making, is that, as we also reported, Greg Lippmann, or the head Deutsche CDO trader mysteriously departed last week. Look for much more weakness in fins over the next few days.
Cliff Asness: "Keep The Casinos Open"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/26/2010 09:15 -0500The latest very much provocative letter from former Goldmanite and current AQRite, Cliff Asness. "All derivative contracts are side bets. They serve a useful economic purpose and our base case should be to let free people who want to make contracts with each other do so. The reviled Goldman transactions did not cause, or even inflate, the real estate bubble, it just made one financial institutional (Paulson) a bigger winner, and another a bigger loser. It was a bet each wanted to make, and was by definition considered a fair one by each party at the time. How do we know this? Easy, it was voluntary. Now government wants to rewrite history and say that this type of fair bet caused all our problems, and they’ll never bother us again if we just give them much more power, again. Do you believe them?"




