Archive - Jul 2010 - Story
July 16th
Market Loses Nearly Half Of Short Covering Relief Rally In A Few Hours On High Volume, And A LHLL Deja Vu
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 15:25 -0500
Once again the actual value of accumulation volume can be seen today: after a 10 days short covering rally on fumes pushed the market higher by nearly 7%, one day alone was sufficient to cut the rally almost in half. The bounce is now back to the half way point of the most recent decline, and just above the half way point of the bounce, at just under 1,060. It appears Goldman's technical charting on the 55/200 DMA cross was spot on. Lastly, note not only the Lower Highs, Lower Lows, but that the market is repeating the identical drop regime as was seen during the last plunge.
RANsquawk Market Wrap Up - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 16/07/10
Submitted by RANSquawk Video on 07/16/2010 15:13 -0500RANsquawk Market Wrap Up - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 16/07/10
Hamptons Weekend Ruined, Hedge Fund Managers Enraged
Submitted by RobotTrader on 07/16/2010 15:03 -0500Another slapdown in equities where 6 days worth of longs were wiped out in one fell swoop. Instead of a killer weekend at The Hamptons, now the hedge fund managers will head to the Jersey shore and pick up some low grade hookers. And after failing to unload all their holdings at the 200-day for the second time in a row, many managers are likely to "Go Gibson" on their weekend escorts.
Wonderbra Obamanomics: Keynesianism Explained Using Victoria's Secret Models
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 14:24 -0500
With the topic of Keynesian stimulus now so prevalent, that for some reason everyone, even economic Ph.D.'s feel entitled to chime in with their useless opinions on whether or not it is appropriate for your overleveraged economy, we would like to present this very educational anecdote about the Obamanomic version of Keynesianism as it pertains to jobs, explained by Daniel Mitchell of the Cato Institute. The kicker - Victoria's Secret models. If after this one still doesn't understand the wonderbra approach to pushing up our economy, one is hopeless.
Michael Pento Brings A Much Overdue Smackdown Of CNBC's Imported Faux-Cheerleader Simon Hobbs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 13:16 -0500In September 2009 it appeared like there may be some hope for CNBC yet. The channel had just received its latest import in the face of one Simon Hobbs, whose first appearance on the station involved him making a total mockery of the ridiculous momentum chasers on Fast Lost Money. Unfortunately, in the subsequent 9 months, it appears the GE Goebbels crew visited Mr. Hobbs in the deep of the night, resulting in an ideological and propaganda transformation that makes Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde look tame by comparison, and is more reminiscent of Jeff Goldblum walking through a teleport device. Luckily, today Delta Advisors' Michael Pento proceeded to provide a smackdown of the currently unrecognizable Simon Hobbs that only rivals his own friendo treatment of TV's best-tanned man, Joe Terranova, back in 2009. We hope, for Simon's sake, that he takes this opportunity, to finally get his act straight.
With Apple Representing A 20% Weighting In The Nasdaq, Steve Jobs Better Pick His Words Well Or Flash Crash 2 Is Here
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 12:11 -0500
A chart from Bespoke Investment Group demonstrates why Steve Jobs better pick his words very, very carefully. As AAPL accounts for a 20.1% weight in the Nasdaq, and is an HFT darling, as well as having every analyst on Wall Street loving it, should this stock tumble, we expect an 80 point ES drop in the market by EOD.
Presenting: The Annotated Cramer
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 11:29 -0500And now the one you've all been waiting for. Legendary painter Geoffrey Raymond has just completed his Annotated Cramer, suggestively titled "Naked Short." If the annotation on the painting and its sheer brilliance alone does not fetch millions of dollars in a few years time (in today's dollars, not in post QE2.0 hyperdevalued greenbacks), the third Fibonacci nipple will surely do it. Here is your chance to get the only Cramer-associated asset that will continue to grow in value.

EUR Shortage Follows Hot On The Heels Of Pervasive USD Lack
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 11:15 -0500Earlier, we pointed out that Euribor is surging, despite continuing verbal assault by European bureaucrats that all is well, indicating that the European overnight funding market is structurally broken even as the ECB has become lender of first, last and every resort. The problem, however, is that when it comes to currency liability mismatches, nobody, not even all the central banks in the world, have enough capital to satisfy demand. Which is what seems to be happening with the EUR right now, as the EURUSD surges each day by an unprecedented 100 pips (will someone please advise when in history has the pair been ever so volatile?). Nic Lenoir explains.
Gold Plunges; Paulson Liquidation Speculation Abounds Again As Fund Rumored To Be Down $1 Billion For The Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 10:50 -0500 
There are some crocodile tears over at the 50th floor of 1251 Avenue of the Americas this morning. With a holding of 168 million shares of BAC and 506 million in Citi, Paulson and Co. is down nearly $300 million on just its top two positions alone. When one adds the other top ten positions, which include $3.5 billion worth of GLD, as well as massive positions in ANG, CMCSA, STI, TRE, RIO, BSC, COF, WFC, MGM and many others, it is not surprising that the market is rife with rumors that the once vaunted bearish and now very much bullish hedge fund manager (who according to Goldman's carefully crafted settlement press release yesterday, only achieved his subprime-related wealth due to prospectus misrepresentations by Goldman, which is now permanently in the public record) is down about $1 billion for the day so far. Of course, on a NAV of $31 billion this is not all that big, but likely will not help with the recent surge in redemption requests.... Or the need for liquidations. Gold is plunging, and according to market rumors the primary culprit is once again JP, whose GLD holdings that are merely a type of share class (which needs to be indexed lower as the AUM drops) are getting liquidated, pushing spot far lower.
Euribor Buys Carton Of Viagra To Cheer Fantastic European Liquidity Conditions
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 10:04 -0500
All is good in Europe right? EURUSD about to hit 1.5 and all that... It appears 3 Month Euribor is so excited about a future so bright, it's gotta wear shades, that it bought a carton of viagra and went a parabolic. This of course, will be spun by the GE propaganda station as merely more good news for European interbank liquidity and monkey market funding: "see, Europe can operate with Euribor back to August 2009 levels."
ECRI Plunges At 9.8% Rate, Double Dip Recession Virtually Assured
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 09:48 -0500
The ECRI Leading Economic Index just dropped to a fresh reading of 120.6 (flat from a previously revised 121.5 as the Columbia profs scramble to create at least a neutral inflection point): this is now a -9.8 drop, and based on empirical evidence presented previously by David Rosenberg, and also confirming all the macro economic data seen in the past two months, virtually assures that the US economy is now fully in a double dip recession scenario."It is one thing to slip to or fractionally below the zero line, but a -3.5% reading has only sent off two head-fakes in the past, while accurately foreshadowing seven recessions — with a three month lag. Keep your eye on the -10 threshold, for at that level, the economy has gone into recession … only 100% of the time (42 years of data)." We are there.
Chinese Treasury Dump Brings Its Total Holdings To One Year Low, As "UK" Continues Exponential Accumulation Of US Bonds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 09:28 -0500
We are a rather surprised that this morning's stunning Treasury International Capital report has not gotten far more prominent attention. The reason: in it we read that in May 2010, China dumped $33 billion in Treasuries, bringing its total to the lowest since June 2009. Furthermore, Japan also offloaded $8.8 billion in bonds, as did the Oil Exporters. Yet total foreign Treasury holdings increased from $3,957 billion to $3,964 billion almost exclusively as a result of ongoing exponential UK accumulation. It is time someone in the mainstream media asked just who is doing all this "UK-based" buying? It is not hedge funds, which operate out of Caribbean Banking Centers, and which saw an increase in holdings from $151.8 billion to $165.5 billion as risk went completely off in the month of May courtesy of the Flash Crash, Greece, and the general insolvency of Europe. It is also not China due to a diverging pattern in Bills accumulation versus disposition. Additionally, May saw a dramatic decline in total foreign purchases of total US assets, dropping from $110.3 billion to just $33 billion, with Corporate Bonds and Corporate Stocks seeing a rare monthly sell off ($9 billion and $432 million).
University Of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Plunges To One Year Low Of 66.5, Versus Expectation Of 74.5, Previous 76
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 09:01 -0500The UMichigan consumer confidence index dropped from from 76, the best number since January 2008, to 66.5, the lowest since August 2009, on expectation of 74.5. The expectations component came in at 60.6 versus expectations of 68.5, the lowest since March 2009, while the conditions index showed a reading of 75.5 versus expectations of 84.0, lowest since November 2009. The 1 Year inflation expectation rose modestly from 2.8 to 2.9. Altogether another economic data disaster.
Defying Gravity One Round Of QE At A Time
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 08:08 -0500
We have long warned and acknowledged the rollover of Economic activity (curiously following closely the expiry of stimulus programs, quantitative easing, and therefore liquidity injection). However I want to draw your attention toward our global liquidity chart which shows that after allowing liquidity to subside forces in power have addressed the problem and world liquidity is flying towards new highs. There is European QE involved, talks of additional stimulus in Japan, research stating that due to securitization Chinese loans in H1 2010 were 30% higher than officially acknowledged, and yesterday the minutes indicating that the Federal Reserve's board is cosily discussing further securities purchase if warranted. So while the tone was around the end of Q1 that of austerity, letting liquidity facilities expire, and withdrawing "exceptional" accomodation, it appears political will has lasted about as long as my latest experiment with dieting. The difference being the future collapse of the world economy doesn't rely on my eating habits. - Nic Lenoir
RBS Prepares To Seek More Money Out Of Goldman
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/16/2010 07:45 -0500While the punditry debates whether the SEC settlement was or was not a win for Goldman (As Bloomberg's Jonathan Weil summarizes it best: "Here’s the real beauty of the SEC’s settlement agreement yesterday with Goldman Sachs. The next time Goldman Chief Executive Officer Lloyd Blankfein goes on television and is asked by some reporter if Goldman committed securities fraud, as the SEC alleged, he won’t be allowed to say no.") those wronged by Goldman are only just starting to flex their legal muscles. Reuters reports that one of the "big" winners from the settlement, UK's biggest nationalized bank RBS, is about to beg for more handouts (allegedly to cover its ongoing losses on sovereign debt holdings): "Royal Bank of Scotland may pursue Goldman Sachs for hundreds of millions of dollars to add to $100 million it got as part of a settlement over the marketing of a subprime mortgage product. RBS said on Friday it would "carefully consider all of its options" after Goldman agreed on Thursday to pay it $100 million as part of a $550 million settlement of civil fraud charges over how it marketed the subprime mortgage product. RBS's options include taking Goldman to court as
the U.S.
Securities and Exchange Commission said the penalty left the
door open for future civil suits." At this point the response by RBS, which is 83% state owned will likely depend on US treatment of BP, considering that "Former UK Prime Minister
Gordon Brown said in April that Goldman would have to pay back
"hundreds of millions of dollars" if the charges against it were
proven." The only question left is to define "does not admit or deny guilt."




