Archive - 2010 - Story
December 27th
With 15 Minutes Of Fame Rapidly Approaching Their End, Assange Nets $1.5 Million Book Deal
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 16:51 -0500With Julian Assange's 15 minutes of fame threatening to cut into royalty revenues, the Wikileaks founder has, for better or worse, decided to monetize on his recent fame. The FT reports that "Julian Assange has signed book deals worth more than £1m in the US and UK, to allow the WikiLeaks founder to cover his legal fees and maintain the whistleblowing site." Specifically, "he has agreed an $800,000 (£520,000) contract with Knopf, a US imprint of Random House, the Bertelsmann-owned publisher, and another £325,000 deal for the UK with Canongate, an independent publishing house based in Edinburgh." And since the publication of these books will likely be predicated upon the continued 'backstopped' existence of the Australian, it is probably quite safe to assume that neither his "insurance" torrent, nor his presumably imminent data dump on one or more US banks will have a bite anywhere commensurate with the much advertised bark.
Abysmal Volume Means Lowest Participation Trading Holiday Week In Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 15:57 -0500
One look at today's trading volume speaks volumes about the state of the market. While today is not the lowest volume day in the past several years, it closely competed with Thanksgiving for the worst participation day in 2010. Furthermore, keep in mind that traditionally record low volumes are reserved for the days just before the New Year. Which means that since we have three more trading days until the end of the week, we will certainly see at least a one day in the upcoming three, when the volume will be the lowest recorded probably this century. Welcome to the new volume normal, when two computers pass three shares to each other all day long. And if there is one thing the flash crash should have taught us, is that computers take months to accumulate a position, and milliseconds to unload...Also what this non-existent volume means for broker commission sales, we leave it up to Dick Bove's abacus.
Reader Threatens To Sue Fed After Losses Incurred By Going Long Inverse Leveraged ETFs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 14:22 -0500Remember when double and even triple inverse leveraged ETFs were all the rage? That all occurred in the brief period of time before it became clear that Bernanke would first take down the global financial system before he let Citi get back to $1/share again. Apparently one reader recalls it all too well: "In 2008 at the bottom of the market I sold positions I owned in physical gold and banks stocks such as Bank of America (BAC), Citigroup (C) and also non financial companies such as Ford (F). I used these proceeds to purchased inverse ETF’s such as NYSE: FAZ (Direxion Financial 3x Short) and NYSE:SRS (Proshares Real Estate 2x Short). Since making these purchases, these ETF’s have suffered significant drops in value as reflected in their price. In fact NYSE: FAZ has plummeted from $1100 per share to $11 per share and SRS has reduced in price from $1000 per share to $19.50 per share. It is now apparent that the Fed spent trillions of dollars to raise the price of bank stocks and to inversely suppress the price of these inverse ETFs." Yet is this nothing but a case of fippers' remorse? Is there legal precedent for an actual claim? Was the Fed in breach of duty "by allowing investors to make investments into funds such as FAZ and SRS and other inverse ETF’s, while the Fed was performing transactions that the Fed knew or should have known would severely harm the investors in these publicly traded fund." Will Bernanke cave and make whole everyone who dared to put money into the market, even if it meant betting on a broad market decline? After all the whole purposes of the latest propaganda campaign is to get people to put money in the market with no fear of loss whatsoever: whether one is bullish or bearish (and as the lack of participation shows, most are certainly still bearish). Which is where it gets interesting: "Therefore, I appeal to your office to make due and just compensation in treble damages amounting to $__ million dollars for a full and good faith settlement of this matter. If this is agreeable, I am prepared to enter into a confidential good faith settlement." In our ridiculous bizarro world, in which nothing makes sense following each recurring Fed intervention, perhaps the Fed making whole those who lose money regardless of their bias, is just what is needed to break the 33 weeks of outflows...
John Mauldin Summarizes His Market Outlook
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 13:10 -0500
For those too crippled by ADHD to read John Mauldin's weekly newsletter, whose latest piece focuses on such a once important topic as market timing (which is now completely irrelevant as the Fed gives all the daily green light to BTFD), here is the Texan on Bloomberg TV, recapping his views, all mostly quite hedged, on markets and the economy in 2011.
ECB Peripheral Bond Purchases In Sleepy Christmas Week Double To E1.1 Billion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 12:03 -0500
That sneaky JC Trichet: while the rest of the banker world was preparing to hit the Telluride slopes to spend some of that hard earned taxpayer bailout cash, and otherwise leaving the fate of capital markets to Getco and two or three HFT traders, Trichet was once again busy bidding up every sovereign bond in the secondary market he could find. While in the week ended December 20, the ECB bought just E600 million, which in turn was the lowest since October and before Europe went bankrupt for the second time in a row, last week purchases jumped by nearly 100% to E1.1 billion, bringing the total to E73.5 billion. Which is surprising as there was very little on the surface to indicate that there was so much revulsion associated with sovereign exposures at least as determined by European stock bourses, meaning that equities and bonds even in Europe where there has been at least some tenuous linkage, have completely decoupled and joined their American cousins.
On Citadel's 20th Birthday, Ken Griffin Has Some Words Of Inspiration For LPs Courtesy Of Grandma
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 11:03 -0500No, it is not that redemption gates are coming up again, or that the firm has lost half (or all) of any given team to some other firm that actually doesn't think it is an investment bank-HFT-options-distressed debt conglomerate (ironically Citadel is one of the last investment banks that is not a bank holding company.... when everyone else is a bank holding company...that's ok - Kenny has the balance sheet... until he doesn't), or that it may actually be above its high water mark for the first time in over 2 years... Instead, Ken Griffin recounts the wise words of his first investor and Citadel founding inspiration - grandma Gratz: "While Citadel is remarkably different from what it was 20 years ago, my core vision remains the same, defined by the attributes that my grandmother exemplified - strong character, courageous action, and honor in all her business dealings. These enduring values have underpinned our success and will carry us into the decades to come." Well, when you can't boast with P&L, which is what you actually are paid for, you can at least regale them with stories of your great grandfather's mustache.
Dallas Fed's Texas Manufacturing Index Misses Expectations Of 17, Comes At 12.8, Inventories Surge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 10:41 -0500Another diffusion index miss, another snooze in stocks, another surge in inventories, another plunge in new orders, and another harbinger of margin collapse: that's how one can describe today's only relevant economic datapoint. The Dallas Fed's December Texas Manufacturing Index came at 12.8, a big miss from expectations of 17, and a drop from the November print of 13.1. And as always, the really nasty news was behind the headlines: finished goods inventories surged by 11.1 to -1.1 (and a whopping 19.5% in the six month forward index), while materials inventories rose by 3.9%. On the margin collapse side prices paid for raw materials jumped by 9%, wages and benefits increased by 4.4%, while new order volume and growth rate bit plunged by 7.5% and 6.8% respectively. We expect the futures to go green imminently on this piece of economic data which no computer gives a rat's ass about.
Updated Complete Rates Technicals Package
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 07:33 -0500While we prepare to present Jim Caron's latest 100+ page report of must read rates/FI data (even if one doesn't agree with it, and after the strategist's deplorable predictive performance in 2009, that is certainly conceivable), we present Morgan Stanley's most recent liquid rates tracker: enough charting goodness to satisfy even the wonkiest government bond fanatics. And with pretty much everyone defecting from stocks, ever more people will be interesting in rates technicals (and fundamentals, as insolvent as they may be) going forward.
Frontrunning: December 27
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 07:28 -0500- Wen Is Confident China Can Contain Inflation (WSJ)
- Job Offers Rising as Economy Warms Up (WSJ), too bad only temp workers actually get hired
- Euro Pain Turns to 23% Gain for Europeans Through S&P Rally (Bloomberg)
- A neutered teleprompter speaks: Obama Wants Tax Cuts for Wealthiest Americans Ended in 2012 (Bloomberg)
- Krugman waxes philosophic on runaway commodity inflation (NYT)
- China's 2011 money supply back to normal level (Xinhua)
- The Economic Year in Review - Say goodbye to 2010 (Weekly Standard)
- Bankers: Don't fret. Harvard Biz School still loves you (Fortune)
Today's Economic Highlights
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 07:15 -0500Just the Dallas Fed’s Texas manufacturing index this morning as not even a POMO is stirring today….
Europe Opens With A Mini Flash Crash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 04:52 -0500No volume, deranged computers, and a rate hike: Europe's mini flash crash refutes the market's "welcoming"
of liquidity withdrawal to Goldman's now traditional embarrassment.
Goldman Takes Spin To New Highs: China Rate Hike Should Be "Welcomed By The Market"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 04:28 -0500When all else fails, just make stuff up. That appears to be the Plan B for Goldman analyst Helen Zhu, whose take on the faster than expected Chinese rate hike over the weekend is beyond incredulous: "even though our economics team believes that rate hikes are more of a signaling tool rather than the most effective way to curb inflation, we believe this move will be welcomed by the market." So now we know that according to Goldman, rising mortgage rates are good for the economy (that dropping mortgage rates were good is beyond obvious), and the removal of excess liquidity (we have yet to check on where the 1 week Chinese repo rate is) is just as good if not better than the endless pumping thereof. H.M.M.M.M. Fair enough: does Goldman also provide free lobotomies to those clients who followed its FX trading advice in 2010 and are now wanted by the Feds for involuntary manslaughter by way of insanity? Incidentally, we attribute the current drop in ES by 0.5% only to the fact that Brian Sack has been precluded from reaching his Bberg terminal due to snow, and hit the "any key", which on his keyboard just happens to be Buy. And since there is no POMO today, the momo crew may be about to hit a Panic button of their own.
Charting 2010, Part 3: Fraudclosure, Halted Traffic, An America Divided: A World Stuck In Its Tracks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2010 04:00 -0500Continuing with the key words to describe 2010's New Normal, promptly after "Jobs" (and the lack thereof) and "Currency" (it is a very fitting metaphor that recently terrorism takes place in the form of weaponized printer cartridges), the 3rd one that should come to mind is "Stuck" - as in the quicksand the economy has found itself, whereby it sinks with every second there is no fiscal and monetary stimulus, and all other primary aspects of the new normal that are going nowhere fast. One of the better illustrations of this newly-found immobility has to do with the Fraudclosure scandal that sizzled in October and November, then fizzled as the banks and the media have done everything in their power to keep it out of sight and out of mind. And Stuck describes far more than just a state of pervasive mortgage insolvency (and bank undercapitalization): it has become a state of mind, whereby the entire nation is seemingly permanently divided on virtually all key issues. We review some of the more salient 'adhesive' trends in the past year.
December 26th
Cambridge Refuses To Cave To Banker Demands To Censor Paper Which Exposes Card PIN Hack
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/26/2010 17:21 -0500Something amsuing out of England (and ever slightly less so if you happen to be the CTO for Capital One). After in late 2009 four Cambridge students uncovered a no-PIN attack that allowed those so inclined to hack ATM machines, and subsequently they made their findings public, a recent thesis paper by an Omar Choudary has summarized the findings, and has been in the public domain for some time. However, it appears that the UK banking cartel, with its 2010 bonuses finally safe and sound, has only now discovered this major weakness across their systems. But instead of taking prompt steps to fix the problem, in typical kleptocratic oligarchic fashion, the bankers' initial demand (apparently across the Atlantic, "UK Cards Association" is another name for the bailed out crew) is for Cambridge University to censor the paper. Alas, Cambridge has not agreed to fold like a lawn chair. The response that follows is quite hilarious. What will be less hilarious is if the no-PIN "attack" works in the US just as well as it did in the UK. Zero Hedge staff is currently enjoying the "all flights canceled" weather, testing out this particular null hypothesis.
John Embry: "Gold, Silver Could Go Ballistic By Year End"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/26/2010 16:40 -0500Sprott's John Embry is in fine form today: in a just released oped in the Investor's Digest of Canada, the Chief Investment Strategist of Sprott Asset Management LP, and one of the biggest fans of shiny metals in history, makes the following bold prediction, which also explains how he views the concerted attempts by the LBMA to keep gold below the $1,420 all time high: "I am not in the least bit concerned about these shenanigans because I believe considerable additional quantitative easing is inevitable, irrespective of what the Fed says or does in the short term. Goldman Sachs's chief U.S. economist Jan Hatzius clearly shares my view as he has suggested that ultimately as much as $4 trillion maybe required although he anticipates that it will be staged. In my opinion this will act as catnip for gold and silver prices, which could go ballistic by year-end." Presumably, he means 2011. So forget all you have heard about interest rate (real or otherwise) correlations: they don't exist. All that does exist is the willingness of the Fed to 'print.' And with China increasingly starting to tighten, the Fed will need to do double duty if it wishes to keep global liquidity well-offered with near-free fiat paper. While we don't quite share Embry's enthusiasm for gold's imminent escape velocity, we are confident that as long as loose monetary policy is the only means to extend and pretend the ponzi, gold will, in turn, be well-bid.


