Archive - Sep 2011 - Story
September 23rd
Rumor Of A Rumor Confirmed: Rehn Regurgitates Desperate Bank Recap "Plan"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 14:21 -0500Rumor time, just as expected:
- EU'S REHN SAYS THERE ARE PLANS TO RECAPITALIZE EUROPEAN BANKS
When the FT fails, drag the viceroy of New Feudal EuropeTM into it. EURUSD shoots from the hip without any regard for logic or math. And here is the math: the combined European banks' (yes, all those banks that virtually all passed the stress test as in they DONT NEED NEW CAPITAL) market cap, in addition to being lower than that of Apple, is about half of what the banks needs to raise to meet Goldman's liquidity needs. In other words, banks will dilute themselves by at least 200% to become viable. And they plan on pulling this off without a mutiny by existing shareholders how again? Oh yes, the word is "nationalization." And that will surely confirm that Europe is stronger than expected. This broken market is now trading only rumor to rumor, each of which is getting more and more desperate and more ridiculous.
Did Schaeuble Break The Precious Metals And Force Everyone To Raise Cash?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 13:27 -0500
We noted earlier that German finance minister Schaeuble said bank recaps were not the ECB's problem and the 2nd Greek bailout needed revisions - little did we know this would be the signal for investors to recognize that raising cash might be the safest thing to do. Since that statement TSYs and Gold/Silver flipped their recently well hedged relationship to one of total liquidation of both - correlation is not causation obviously but we though the timing was of note.
RANsquawk Weekly Wrap - Stocks, Bonds, FX – 23/09/11
Submitted by RANSquawk Video on 09/23/2011 13:19 -0500RANsquawk Weekly Wrap - we answer questions that have come to the desk, and we highlight some of next weeks important news and data to look out for.
From "Buy The Rumor" To "Buy The Rumor Of The Rumor"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 13:05 -0500We have now moved from buying the rumor, to buying the rumor of the rumor. Is this another reason for stocks to bounce? Or just admitting that EFSF is too confusing in its present form, and cannot do enough, and has so little support that we might as well move to ESM? Maybe the EU members have decided that if anyone was going to spend more money in Europe, it should be something they control directly and not this super CDO? Maybe they finally realized that the EFSF was supposed to be replaced by ESM in 2013, but EFSF was going to issue 30 year bonds? Maybe the German approval vote is more questionable than we are being led to believe? Who is this employee who left his briefcase open at a bar with a Bloomberg reporter? Or is someone sending out leaks, waiting to see how the market, responds, and if it's not good enough, they send out another leak? It sounds bizarre. There is no longer any point watching this. Those that are bullish will be cheered by each and every step, and believe it is a sign of more to come. Those that are bearish will view each headline with derision, until something big and real happens one way or another.
Gold/Silver Plunge-fest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 12:23 -0500
Gold down over $100, and Silver down over 15% - someone is liquidating. Rumors vary from very prominent hedge funds to Central European (as in geographically) central banks. Bottom line is, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point and will continue until every last seller is out, and until the margin calls end.
UPDATE: Silver <$30 -17%
China Pushes For More Stable Reserve Currency - Bye Bye USD?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 12:16 -0500Helpful non-confrontational, non-trade-war, conciliatory comments from China's finance minister Xie speaking at the IMF meetings.
*CHINA SAYS IMF SHOULD STUDY DEFECTS OF WORLD MONETARY SYSTEM
*CHINA SAYS IMF SHOULD DIVERSIFY GLOBAL RESERVE CURRENCIES
*CHINA SEEKS `STABLE VALUE' IN RESERVE CURRENCY SYSTEM
This Is NOT Sparta As Greece Threatens To Partially Withdraw From NATO Citing Poverty
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 12:10 -0500In what is a pathetic attempt at Mutual Assured Destruction only in this case is Virtual Assured Suicide, Athens News reports that Greece, in order to demonstrate just how "serious" its fiscal condition is, will slash its defense spending in the form of support for NATO, thereby destabilizing the region even as Turkey and Syria are already on the verge of way: a development which NATO will surely be delighted by. "Greece will significantly reduce its participation in Nato and EU military missions due to the economic crisis in the country, National Defesce Minister Panos Beglitis announced on the sidelines of an informal EU defence ministers' Council held here on Friday. He said that the ministry was preparing to cut down Greece's participation in the Nato and EU missions in Afghanistan, Kosovo and Somalia, noting that local political forces in Afghanistan and Kosovo were anyway entering the phase where they would gradually take over control." So instead of going ahead and doing any of the austerity stuff Greece promise to enact back in 2010, which has been sacrificially pushed forward from 2015 to 2014, pretty much like what the US will need to do soon to avoid more downgrades when the next debt ceiling hike is due in a year, it will instead pack up and leave, most likely giving Turkey the impression it can do whatever it wants in the region, and why not: after all the third coming of the Ottoman Empire has been long in the making.
Here Is The Latest Greek Bailout Rumor
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 11:51 -0500Yawn:
- EU PLANS GREEK BUYBACK PROGRAM OPEN TO ALL DEBT, ALL INVESTORS
- EU GREEK BUYBACK PLAN FROM DOCUMENT OBTAINED BY BLOOMBERG NEWS
Fade.
Some Paradoxes Worth Thinking About...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 11:23 -0500Why are the only people smart enough to trick a bank's risk system, so stupid that they lose billions of dollars? The odds that the only rogue traders that exist have phenomenal losses are very small. Some must have small losses, and some must have profits that quickly get converted from "rogue" profits into bonus eligible profits. Why are so many capitalists and "free-market" champions calling for government support? Many of the same people who rant against government regulations and interference, are happy to demand handouts, subsidies, and "helpful" intervention. Can you really be a commucapitalist? I guess if capitalist is redefined as self-serving, this wouldn't be a paradox.
Europe Closes On 'Bailouty' Hope As Rumor Of Major Fund Liquidating PMs Grows Louder
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 11:15 -0500
The unerring belief that powers greater than mere mortals will vanquish the enemy of lack-of-bank-capital this weekend was enough to spur a significant turnaround in European stocks and spreads as they headed towards the close. While optically, the strength in senior financials spreads appears wondrous, we note that subordinated spreads are underperforming seniors significantly (when one would expect them to be outperforming if all was really well) and broad equity indices (and credit indices) only managed to get back to marginally unchanged. Sovereign risk remains notably wider still - which has the smell of a bailout/nationalization risk-transfer to it in our ever so humble opinion.
Senate Has Enough Votes To Defeat Continuing Resolution: Government Shutdown Imminent
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:42 -0500As predicted:
- SENATE HAS VOTES TO DEFEAT HOUSE SPENDING PLAN; VOTE CONTINUES - BBG
Next up: headline risk and a push for Bernanke to print more. Why? Because when all is said and done the market will have plunged (even more) on the realization there is no fiscal stimulus coming in the next two years, despite the Chairman's clever gambit.
The US Government Is About To Shut Down Following Continuing Resolution Fiasco
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:11 -0500Last night a GOP controlled Congress passed the Continuing Resolution bill which would provide funding for the government past the end of the Sept 30 fiscal year end. To pass it, Boehner invoked clauses which antagonized Democrats even more. Which is why now that the bill is in the Senate, it appears to have hit a dead end. As Goldman explains, today the bill will likely die, which means that with a one week recess coming up from the government next week, government is about to be well and truly shut down.
Guest Post: The Fed, ZIRP And The French Boomerang
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:02 -0500Ben Bernanke promised to sit, like an elephant, on short-term interest rates for another two years - at least. What were US Money Market Funds (MMF) going to do? US Treasury yields are 0.09% for 12 months, 0.02% for 6 and negative 0.01% for 3 months. You can’t deliver negative yields to investors (that would empty the fund pretty quickly) and you still want to charge some management fees. Enter funding-hungry European banks. You might be surprised to learn the following: the world’s largest bank (by assets) is – French...
The Harsh Reality In Greece
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 10:01 -0500
As rumors circulate regarding recaps, EuroTARPs, nationalizations, no-need-for-new-capital, no-NET-exposure-to-French-banks, we point out that Greek government bonds (GGBs) have quietly crept into the night with the 2Y price breaking below EUR40 for the first time and the long-end bond prices breaking below EUR30 for the first time. Given the 20% haircuts in the stress tests and the 60-70% haircuts the markets are expecting, we can only guess at banks need for capital - or will MtM suspension magically wipe all of those fears away? Meanwhile, away from the headline grabbing PIIGS, Germany CDS is +7bps at 113bps, Austria is 15bps wider at 185bps, and Belgium just broke 300bps.
Panic And Perspective On Wall Street From Art Cashin
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/23/2011 09:48 -0500Some much needed veteran trader perspective from the fermentation committee Chairman. "We’re going to adjust our usual format a bit to try and put yesterday in a little bit of perspective. Having done this over 50 years, I’ve seen a good deal of market history - the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Kennedy Assassination, the ’87 Crash, various wars, and much more - and perspective is essential to survival - at least financial survival."



