Archive - Oct 22, 2013 - Story
Blast From The Past: "Unemployment Rate With And Without The Recovery Plan"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 14:01 -0500
Putting today's 7.2% unemployment rate (which is actually over 11% if using an accurate labor participation rate), here is the chart that puts it into perspective courtesy of the an "analysis" by Christina Romer and Jared Bernstein titled "The Job Impact of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan" from January 10, 2009. Oh yes, the ARRA did pass...
SAC Shutters London Office; Reduces Capital Allocations
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 13:20 -0500Stevie Cohen's beleaguered 'hedge' fund SAC Capital has decided to shutter its London office:
- *SAC SAID TO PLAN CLOSING DOWN LONDON OFFICE BY END OF YEAR
- *SAC SAID TO EMPLOY MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE IN LONDON OFFICE
- *SAC SAYS IT CUT SIX U.S. PORTFOLIO MANAGER POSITIONS THIS WEEK
But perhaps, even more importantly - and some suggested responsible for the collapses in several major tech/momo names this morning:
- *SAC SAYS ITS SIMPLIFYING FIRM, REDUCING CAPITAL ALLOCATIONS
With stock prices held up by the marginal levered hedge fund buyer, SAC's size makes their liquidations as big a threat as anything to this fragile market.
Brosurance: A Keg Standing Ovation For ObamaCare's Greatest Hit
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 12:53 -0500
Just when you thought ObamaCare couldn't stoop any lower in its "pitch", it does...
The Fed's Dismal Track Record
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 12:32 -0500
As we’re coming up on the 100th anniversary of the establishment of Federal Reserve, one thing has become abundantly clear - these guys are horrible at their jobs...
"Peak Bartenders" - After A Record 42 Consecutive Months, Waiters Suffer First Monthly Job Decline
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 12:09 -0500
The last time employees in the "Food Services and Drinking Places" category experienced a monthly job decline was February 2010. Since then, for 42 consecutive months, the US eating and drinking industry went on an epic hiring spree without a single month of net layoffs, adding over 1 million workers and hitting an all time high 10.334 million workers, even as actual restaurant retail sales have recently tumbled as a result of the middle-class US household once again running on fumes as a result of the Fed's disastrous wealth-transferring policies. Well, as the chart below shows, after 42 months of relentless hiring of bartenders and waitresses, we may have just hit "peak bartenders."
Unveiling The Thinner, Faster, Prettier, Cheaper, Same-As-All-The-Others Apple Product Launch - Live Webcast
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 11:51 -0500
It seems, once again, that Apple shares were bid into the product announcement and sold on the news (though it appears the selling has been front-run a bit). No one really knows what they will show but expectations are for a shiny new iPad which will wow audiences world wide until they start to use it and realize it's the same as the old one... (rumors include iPad Mini 2, iPad 5, New Macro Pro, New MacBook Pros, OS X Mavericks, and even Apple TV again...)
Guest Post: Some Thoughts On Debts, Deficits & Economic Growth
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 11:26 -0500
There are no simple solutions to the issues that currently plague the U.S. and, unfortunately, the latest debt ceiling debate/government shutdown did nothing to institute any reforms whatsoever. The "kick-the-can" solutions by fiscal policy makers continues to show little understanding about the drivers of real economic growth, the need to reduce governmental dependency or a real "wealth effect" that impacts more than just 1% of the population.
Spot The Odd One Out
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 10:55 -0500
All of these things are not like the other... except one!
Dan Loeb's Third Point Returns 10% Of Capital Amid "Concerns About The Global Economy"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 10:28 -0500
It seemed as if this morning's exuberant run into US equities would never stop but it would appear that comments from none other than Dan Loeb has (for now) put an end to the exuberance. With fundamentals collapsing, and even Cramer's "Cult stocks" tumbling, today's rally was yet another blindlingly obvious insight into the fact that this market is entirely artificial and Third Point's Dan Loeb, worried about the global economy, has reduced his exposure to equities. Furthermore, he plans to return 10% of capital to investors. Not exactly the wealth-effect enhancing, confidence-inspiring action that the Fed hoped for...
Chart Of The Day: Average New York Banker Makes 5.2 More Than Average Non-Banker
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 10:08 -0500
Behold the Wealth Effect: according to the NY State comptroller, the average NYC banker made $360,700 in 2012. This is 5.2 more than the average non-financial job in the city (i.e., all other jobs).
Panic Buying Continues
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 09:34 -0500
Despite NFLX giving back half its after-hours gains, the NASDAQ is surging to new 13-year highs, the S&P cash crosses 1750 (to new all-time highs), and the Dow Transports explodes higher (to yet another record) for the ninth of the last 10 days. All of this as the USD is monkey-hammered and the EUR surges to 2-year highs... Treasury yields are dropping fast (down 5-7bps across the curve). As we noted last week, US equities have caught up entirely to the Fed balance sheet. Gold (back above its 100DMA) and silver are surging and oil is pressing back up towards $100. The reason for all this exuberance: the jobs number was sufficiently horrible it has moved the tapering consensus to March 2014 of beyond...
Guest Post: Why We Face Ruin
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 09:26 -0500
Historical data tells us that the unemployment falls when the confidence ratio is high. Now, there are three ways for a government to increase that confidence ratio: 1) increase debt; 2) sell off gold; and/or 3) pray for the price of gold to fall (obviously in a non-manipulative manner that doesn't direct profits to favoured entities). The fall in confidence that we observed in the latter half of the last decade was entirely due to the rising price of gold. Look at what that did to the unemployment rate! Clearly the fault of gold-bugs and conspiracy theorists. The rising price of gold completely overrode the excellent work of the Government in driving up the country's debt.
Goldman: "Weaker Than Expected" Jobs Report Means No Taper Before March
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 08:57 -0500Yesterday Goldman explained why glorious and abysmal job numbers would both be sufficient to propel the Stalingrad and Poor to new ATH. So far, they were right. And while the number was not exactly abysmal (ironically, the market is now hung up on weaker than expected data just to make sure Uncle Ben and Uncle Janet stay around as long as possible), it was, as Goldman's Jan Hatzius just announced, "somewhat weaker than expected, as the disappointment on September payroll growth was only partly offset by back-month revisions, while average hourly earnings grew more slowly than expected." He said a bunch of other things too, but the most notable was that "this report makes it more likely that the Fed pushes the first reduction in the pace of its asset purchases into 2014... we think that March is the most likely date under our economic forecast." And since it is now obvious that the Fed is completely oblivious to what ongoing QE does to high quality collateral (which it is now soaking up at a pace of 0.4% in 10Yr equivs per week), full steam ahead it is. We expect Dudley to get his Hatzius marching orders shortly.
Where The September Jobs Were: Truck Drivers, Bureaucrats, Salesmen And Temps
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 08:38 -0500As part of our monthly NFP-day tradition, we break down the monthly job gains (and losses) by industry. So here they are: in September the biggest job gaining sectors, accounting for 86K jobs or 58% of the total 148K jobs added, were the following four industries:
- Transportation and Warehousing: + 23K
- Government: +22K
- Retail Trade: +21K
- Temp Help: +20K
In short: nearly two thirds of all jobs created in September (according to the BLS' increasingly more flawed data so these numbers are likely completely made up) were truck drivers, bureaucrats, salespeople and temps.
If You Believe In The Recovery, Do Not Look At This Chart
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2013 08:24 -0500
Just a few moar years of unlimited open-ended quantitative money printing and we are sure this will all be fixed...


