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September 23rd

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AAPL Surges 4.5% On "Record" iPhone 5 Sales (+5.7% on Revised Guidance)





UPDATE: AAPL +5.7% on revised guidance

Despite concerns about supply (and 'change') the lines we saw on Friday and the disappointments in the UK have been dismissed by the latest Apple press release as opening weekend iPhone sales top their record at 9 million sales (compared with the 5 million sold at iPhone 5 launch and 6-7mm units expectations).

APPLE SAYS OVER 200M IOS DEVICES RUNNING IOS 7
APPLE 9M NEW IPHONE 5S AND IPHONE 5C MODELS SOLD IN 3 DAYS
APPLE SAYS OVER 11M UNIQUE LISTENERS USED ITUNES RADIO
APPLE SEES 4Q REV. NEAR HIGH END OF $34B-$37B, EST. $36.11B

The share price was up over 4.5% from Friday's sub-50DMA close in pre-market trading; but is fading back now.

 

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It Begins: Monte Paschi "Bails In" Bondholders, Halts $650 Million In Coupon Payments





Recall that three weeks ago we warned that "Monti Paschi Faces Bail-In As Capital Needs Point To Nationalization" although we left open the question of "who will get the haircut including senior bondholders and depositors.... given the small size of sub-debt in the capital structures." Today, as many expected on the day following the German elections, the dominos are finally starting to wobble, and as we predicted, Monte Paschi, Italy's oldest and according to many, most insolvent bank, quietly commenced a bondholder "bail in" after it said that it suspended interest payments on three hybrid notes following demands by European authorities that bondholders contribute to the restructuring of the bailed out Italian lender. Remember what Diesel-BOOM said about Cyprus - that it is a template? He wasn't joking.

 

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Key Events And Issues In The Coming Week





Following the FOMC surprise, no less than twelve Fed speeches will provide some "clarifications" on where the Fed now stands. It is very likely that this subject will continue to dominate the discussions of market participants. At the same time, US data will get scrutinized after the recent weakening and to see how warranted the Fed's concerns were. Two US consumer sentiment surveys, durable goods orders, and the third reading of Q2 GDP are important. In addition, monthly consumption and income data for August provide more information on the third quarter and of course there will be interest in the latest weekly claims numbers after some distortions in recent readings.

 

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Frontrunning: September 23





  • Triumph Confirms 'Era of Merkelism' (Spiegel)
  • Merkel must reach out to leftist rivals after poll triumph (Reuters)
  • Norwegian Air says both its Dreamliners hit by technical issues (Reuters)
  • Chinese court gives Bo Xilai life sentence (CBS)
  • Social Dems Deflect Talk of Merkel Alliance (Spiegel)
  • Blasts shake Nairobi mall, smoke pours from building (Reuters)
  • Open-Government Laws Fuel Hedge-Fund Profits (WSJ)
  • Forbes Calls Goldman CEO Holier Than Mother Teresa (Matt Taibbi)
  • BlackBerry move away from consumers unlikely to stem decline (Reuters)
  • And another Greek strike: Greek teachers, civil servants to strike against layoffs (Reuters)
 

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With Tanks On Location, Kenyan Mall Siege Climax Near - Live Webcast





After a three day standoff between as many as 15 al-Shabaab hostage takers in a Nairobi mall and the local police and now army (as a tank has just arrived) has resulted in nothing more than mass casualties and even more black smoke rising from the structure, it is likely that the end of the siege is near, especially considering the staccatto of loud explosions coming from the mall in the past hour. Follow the action live at the following live webcast.

 

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Lack Of Fireworks In German Election Aftermath Means Sideways Open





The German elections came and went, with Merkel initially said to have an absolute majority, but in the end being forced to design a Grand Coalition. Still, the punditry has been tripping over each other desperate to make that result (or any other result) positive for Europe , which despite now paving the way for policy continuity, together with the latest round of less than impressive Eurozone PMIs (following the strongest China HSBC PMI in 6 months) failed to inspire appetite for risk in Europe this morning where stocks have traded mixed. What is amusing is that everyone expected, the second Merkel gets reelected things in Europe would start going pump in the night - sure enough, the Italian FTSE-MIB is underperforming in early trade amid reports that Italy's economy minister Saccomanni threatened to step down if the country does not stick to its pledges it made to the European Commission. However to a certain degree, the negative sentiment towards Italy was offset by €4.8bln of coupon payments and €24.1bln of redemptions from Italy which is eligible for reinvestment this week. With a second Greek 2-day strike in one week scheduled for Tuesday and Wednesday, look for Europe's catalytic event to unclog, now that the German political picture is set, culminating with the 3rd (and 4th) Greek bailouts and probably more: after all Europe now needs a lower EURUSD (recall Adidas' warning), and that usually means a localized crisis.

 

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RANsquawk Week Ahead - 23rd Sep 2013





 

September 22nd

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China PMI Beats With Biggest 2-Month Surge In Almost 4 Years





UPDATE: Most of Emerging Asian equities are notably in the red still

Asian markets were quietly limping lower taking their lead from the US weakness on Friday but China's flash PMI just printed above expectations and Japanese, Chinese, and US futures are getting a little lift. After priting below the official data for the last 5 months, the HSBC PMI is now firmly into 'expansionary' territory but perhaps the most 'amazing' thing is the last 2 months have seen the equal best improvement in almost 4 years, as it shifted from the worst contraction in a year to the best expansion in six months. It is very clear that the PBOC has realized what we described just 2 weeks ago - no leverage, no growth; and decided the free-money train is back on the rails (as illustrated by the surge in home prices). Of course, there's always the questions whether any of this is real - but buy first, think later seems the order of the night.

 

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Sunday Humor? The NSA Tapes Infomercial





Upcoming Late Night TV Infomercial Script

(A middle-aged man in an military uniform, loaded with medals, four stars on his epaulets, is sitting in a futuristic office setting on a chair occupying a command position.  He puts down a folder he is reading and looks up at the camera.)

Do you know me?  Well, I know you.  (He wags his finger as if counting)

Each and every one of you. I know everything there is to know about you.  But enough about that.  I’m here today to tell you about a special offer, a first time offer never before available to the general public. (Man assumes a more relaxed mien, stands and walks slowly toward camera)

Hi, I’m General Keith Alexander, coming to you from the flight deck of the starship...

 

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Hong Kong Stock Exchange Open Delayed Due To Typhoon





As Typhoon Usagi bears down on Hong Kong, the Securities and Derivatives Exchange that the mornig sessions of both markets will be delayed. If the Typhoon remains a Level 8 of above past 9am (HK time), the morning session will be cancelled and all trading cancelled if the Usagi holds Level 8 or above beyond midday local time. The Hong Kong Obersvatory currently has the Typhoon a Level 8.

 

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Marc Faber: "Fed's Neo-Keynesian Clowns... Are Holding The World Hostage"





"There is nothing safe anymore, because the money-printing distorts all asset prices," is the uncomfortable response Marc Faber gives to Thai TV during this interview when asked for investment ideas. Faber explains how we got here "massive money-printing and ZIRP creates a huge pool of liquidity that does not flow evenly," as it washes from Nasdaq stocks to real estate to emerging markets and so on. Each time, "the bubble inflates and then is deflated as the capital (liquidity) floods out." The Fed, based on the doubling of interest rates since they began QE3 "has lost control of the bond market," Faber warns; adding that while he expects some "cosmetic tapering," the Fed members and other neo-Keynesian clowns will react to a "weakening US and global economy," and we will be a $150 billion QE by the end of next year, as the world is held hostage to US monetary policy.

 

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Guest Post: What's In A Bubble?





Bubbles are on a lot of minds lately. Bonds. Housing. Stocks. Are any of these in a bubble? How do we decide? Both the stock market and the dollar price of gold are influenced by monetary creation. As long as money continues to be created, we should expect both to increase in price. There have been times in the past when the money blew up the stock market much more rapidly than gold, and if that were to happen again, there may be an arbitrage opportunity. Such does not appear to be the case today. In a time of monetary or credit creation, there are opportunities to preserve wealth through investments in productive enterprises as well as gold. Unfortunately, it is difficult to distinguish between enterprises that are truly productive and those which merely look productive as long as the credits keep flowing.

 

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Summing It All Up In One Cartoon





"The new normal..."

 

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Venezuela Seizes Toilet Paper Factory Amid Fears Of US Sabotage





The Venezuelan government is in a bind. They realize that 'the people' will stand-by idly as the nation's currency is devalued, as inflation soars, and blackouts continue as food shortages grow...(and the stock market soars) but take away a critical personal care item and the riots will begin. As Yahoo Maktoob reports, Venezuela's leftist government said Saturday it temporarily seized a major toilet paper factory hoping that it can end troublesome shortages of the staple personal care item. "The temporary occupation of [the toilet-paper manufacturing plant] is aimed at verifying that toilet paper industry production, marketing and distribution" are all in line with state policies, Vice President Jorge Arreaza said on Twitter, without indicating how long the takeover would last. This action follows 'nationalization' of large farms amid President Maduro's claims that the White House is plotting the "collapse" of his government next month by sabotaging food, electricity and fuel supplies.

 
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