Archive - Sep 2013 - Story
September 21st
If The Economy And The Market Were Still Connected...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2013 10:39 -0500
... the relationship would look something like this sensitivity table between GDP and EPS.
White House Launches Janet Yellen Blitz PR Campaign
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2013 09:50 -0500
There was a time, long ago, when some still believed the myth that the Federal Reserve, and the selection of its Chairman, were supposed to be apolitical and impartial. Luckily, that was a long time ago, because otherwise some may question not only the logic, but the motives, behind what the media reports is an aggressive push by White House officials to "muster support among Democrats on the Senate Banking Committee to back Federal Reserve Vice Chair Janet Yellen," according to Reuters which cited three sources said on Friday, laying the groundwork for her expected nomination to the Fed's top job. If the White House is suddenly intent on picking Mrs. Yellen (or is that Mister?), one wonders just how diluted her "runner up" credibility at the Fed would be, since it has been made quite clear she was continuously Obama's B (or lower) grade choice to head the Fed, with Summers at the very top. And of course, a just as important question is how even more diluted is Obama's credibility and political brand if a few ultra-liberal Senators can impose their choice for next Fed head over that of both Larry Summers, of the "Committee to save the world" and the president himself.
Israeli Soldier "Abducted And Killed" By Palestinians In West Bank
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2013 09:02 -0500BREAKING: Israel Shin Bet security agency: Soldier was abducted and killed by Palestinians in West Bank.
— The Associated Press (@AP) September 21, 2013
September 20th
6 Things To Ponder This Weekend
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 20:28 -0500
As we wrap up a most interesting, and volatile, week there are some things that we have discussed previously that are now brewing, interesting points to consider and risks to be aware of. In this regard we thought we would share a few things that caught our attention:
1) Angela Merkel Election No So Assured
2) The Debt Ceiling Debate
3) The "Taper" Indecision Is Back
4) In The "Economy Is Improving" Camp
5) Syria Already Set To Miss A Deadline
6) Everything Else...
Simply put, complacency is not an option; Stocks are overvalued, rates are rising, earnings are deteriorating and despite signs of short term economic improvements the data trends remain within negative downtrends. Investors, however, have disregarded fundamentals as irrelevant as long as the Federal Reserve remains committed to its accommodative policies. The problem is that no one really knows has this will turn out and the current assumptions are based upon past performance.
A Funny Thing Happened In 2008
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 19:48 -0500
Given Bullard's earlier comments on 'bubbles' being so obvious to spot in the prior two examples he noted, we thought the following chart was instructive. As Global Financial Data's Ralph Dillon notes, They often say that the past is a mirror of the future. This has rung true a few times in our markets' history and this chart demonstrates that precisely. Except for one thing...
Barack Obama: "We're Not Some Banana Republic, This Is Not A Deadbeat Nation"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 19:05 -0500
"This is the United States of America, we’re not some banana republic. This is not a deadbeat nation. We don’t run out on our tab. We're the world's bedrock investment, the entire world looks to us to make sure the world economy is stable. We can’t just not pay our bills."
- Barack H. Obama
BTFATH Is Here; 2nd Largest Equity Inflows Since 2000 Bubble Popped
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 18:32 -0500
So much for the money-on-the-sideliness bullshit. Inflows into US equity funds rose to $23.1bn. This from an already strong $13.2bn inflow last week. As BofAML notes, this is the second largest weekly inflow since at least 2000 - which, coincidentally, was the last time a bubble of this magnitude (cough Fireeye IPO +100% on open today) occured (though don't tell Jim Bullard). As BofAML notes, "a rising market lifts all flows..." and global equity flows this week are the highest ever - yeah that always ends well.
Gold, Einstein And The Great Fed Robbery
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 17:42 -0500
One week after we released the following damning evidence (below) of fraud in the "markets", CNBC has now claimed their scoop. Crucially, it seems, after reading Nanex's concise explanation of the proof of fraud, the Fed has now launched a probe into the release of its own FOMC statements. ... Our question then is, unless Nanex and ZeroHedge had pointed out this obvious cheat, would the fraudsters still be considered too big to care about special relativity, and if a fallen HFT tree collapses its wave function in the forest, and nobody reports, did an HFT tree just fall?
One of Einstein's great contributions to mankind was the theory of relativity, which is based on the fact that there is a real limit on the speed of light. Too bad that the bad guys on Wall Street who pulled off The Great Fed Robbery didn't pay attention in science class. Because, as Nanex shows below, hard evidence, along with the speed of light, proves that someone got the Fed announcement news before everyone else. There is simply no way for Wall Street to squirm its way out of this one...
How The Fed's Bazooka Misfired: QE-Infinity Sends Experiment Awry
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 17:01 -0500
Investors may be trapped in a ‘greater fool theory’ in thinking they can all unwind risk at the same time. Over-regulation, shrinking bank balance sheets, and fewer market makers mean that market liquidity is challenged. Retracting Fed dollars is always far more difficult than creating them, particularly in the current environment. The FOMC scientists have been working in their lab tweaking models to assess marginal benefits, but it is blinding them from seeing the underlying risks that are building. They openly ask what signs of troubles are evident, but the morphine drip has been in use for so long that they can’t see that the current calm may be replaced with an uncontrollable monster unleashed when the sedation fades.
David Stockman Warns "'Calamity Janet' Yellen Has No Clue"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 16:31 -0500
In the following 100-second clip, David Stockman explains succinctly to Bloomberg TV how America is "stumbling into the endgame." Having explained in the past, Bernanke's born-again jobs scam, Stockman is anxious as we transition from "Bubbles-Ben" to "Calamity Janet" because she has "no clue how to wean Wall Street from its pathetic addiction to easy money."
VIX-Slam Algo Crashes And Burns As Third Time Not At All Charming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 16:01 -0500
Unfortunately for the machines... the VIX-slammer algo failed today... 3rd time was not the charm...
Weekly Bull/Bear Recap: Sept 16-20th 2013
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 15:51 -0500
This objective report concisely summarizes important macro events over the past week. It is not geared to push an agenda. Impartiality is necessary to avoid costly psychological traps, which all investors are prone to, such as confirmation, conservatism, and endowment biases.
Dow Slumps Most In 3 Weeks On Heaviest Volume In Over 2 Years; Erases All Fed Gains
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 15:10 -0500
Trannies didn't move much today but the Dow tumbled notably - its biggest drop in over 3 weeks - and erased all of the post-FOMC gains. The S&P and NASDAQ also fell but remain up from the FOMC. Only Healthcare, Discretionary, and Builders remain positive post-Fed as Financials and the rest have given all their gains back - on the heaviest volume day in over 2 years. While arguing whether today's equity weakness was Bullard/George chatter reigniting Taper fears, bonds acted in their old normal way - and rallied modestly as stocks dumped ( with yields down 2-3bps). Gold and Silver were slammed lower on the day (ending unch and -2% on the week). The USD lost 1.35% on the week with JPY unch and EUR +1.7%. AAPL tumbled into the close on the rebalancing.
140 Years Ago Today, The Great Panic Of 1873 Led To The First Market Closure
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 14:53 -0500
With enough real and electronic ink spilled over the past two weeks to describe every nuance of the Lehman crisis (as if anyone can ever forget those vivid days) that nearly 3 months worth of Treasury issuance could be monetized, we decided to go further back, some 140 years back in fact, to this day in 1873 which just happens to be day the first Great market Panic gripped the US, and resulted in the first ever shutdown of the New York Stock Exchange. Granted, these days the NYSE or N-ICE as it is currently known, and the NASDARK shut down on a daily basis courtesy of a billion collocated vacuum tubes and the rigged casino formerly known as the stock market, on a virtually daily basis. But back then, when the general population was still largely clueless just how broken and corrupt the ideal of market efficiency would become when commingled with political and corporate interests, it was quite a shock.
BlackBerRIP: BBRY Plummets Over 20% On Friday Afternoon Early Earnings Debacle
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2013 14:25 -0500
UPDATE: BBRY opens and trades down to $8.06 - all-time lows -21%
Having risen phoenix-like off the lows in July, it seems Blackberry is echoing the Eastman Kodaks of the world. Releasing its earnings early, the results are dramatically worse than expected:
BLACKBERRY 2Q PRELIM. REV. $1.6B, EST. $3.03B
BLACKBERRY CUTTING 4,500 JOBS
BLACKBERRY TO CUT OPER EXPENDITURES BY ABOUT 50% BY END 1Q '15
The last bullet point is great news: think of all the cash that will go toward dividends and stock buybacks...


