Archive - Oct 2014 - Story
October 26th
The Chart That Crushes All Credibility Of The ECB's Latest Stress Test
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 15:53 -0500One can't make this up: "The scenario of deflation is not there because indeed we don't consider that deflation is going to happen." - Vítor Constâncio, Vice-President of the ECB
Are You An Authoritarian?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 15:05 -0500Having previously provided a quick-and-dirty test to check whether you are a terrorist, we thought the following simple table would help readers test themselves (or their friends) for 'authoritarianism'.
"They Just Want The Money!" The IRS Can Now Seize Accounts On Suspicion Alone
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 14:00 -0500“How can this happen?” Ms. Hinders said in a recent interview. “Who takes your money before they prove that you’ve done anything wrong with it?”
The federal government does.
Eight Pieces Of Our Oil Price Predicament
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 13:04 -0500A person might think that oil prices would be fairly stable. Prices would set themselves at a level that would be high enough for the majority of producers, so that in total producers would provide enough–but not too much–oil for the world economy. The prices would be fairly affordable for consumers. And economies around the world would grow robustly with these oil supplies, plus other energy supplies. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to work that way recently. Here are at least a few of the issues involved.
Meet The Millennials: All You Ever Wanted To Know About America's Youth, In Charts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 12:30 -0500When it comes to the future of the US, the biggest question mark by far is anything relating to the Millennial generation, those Americans born between 1980 and 2000, which happens to be one of the biggest generations in US history. Here are the most relevant charts seeking to answer some of the outstanding questions.
As Ukraine Votes, Darth Vader Is Denied
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 12:11 -0500Darth Alekseyevich Vader, a former electrician and official candidate in Ukraine's parliamentary elections, has promised to turn Ukraine into a "galactic empire." However, it appears the dream of galactic uberlordship is ending as a Kiev polling station has denied his ability to cote after he refused to remove his mask. As The Telegraph reports, he left the polling station unable to vote but promising that it did not mean his "empire will not win."
QE, Parallel Universes And The Problem With Economic Growth
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 11:44 -0500- Central Banks
- Deficit Spending
- European Union
- Foreign Investments
- France
- Germany
- Global Economy
- International Monetary Fund
- Japan
- John Maynard Keynes
- Keynesian economics
- Lehman
- Lehman Brothers
- Market Cycles
- Maynard Keynes
- Monetary Policy
- Neo-Keynesian
- Private Equity
- Quantitative Easing
- Real estate
- Reality
- Recession
- United Kingdom
- Volatility
- World Economic Outlook
"While monetary weapons can be a good first step to remedying an economic crisis, they are clearly not enough on a standalone basis to return an economy to stability and growth. My concern is that there has been an almost total academic capture of the mechanism of the Fed and other central banks around the world by neo-Keynesian thinking and hence policymaking, while the executive and legislative branches of the government have turned a blind eye to the necessary reforms. So while the plan has thus far worked brilliantly for Wall Street, what central bankers have succeeded in doing is preventing, or at least postponing, the hard choices and legislative actions necessary by our politicians to fully implement a sustainable and prosperous future for our children—and theirs...Today I view the world as “risk-uncertain,” and in these instances I recommend the armored vehicle."
The World's Most Feared 'Virus' Is Much More Contagious
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 10:45 -0500Take precautions...
Christmas In October - Desperate Measures
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 09:38 -0500Our entire economic paradigm is built upon desperate measures. Zero interest rates, $3 trillion of QE, systematic accounting fraud, fudged economic data, and doling out subprime loans to auto renters and University of Phoenix wannabes have failed to revive our moribund economy. Delusions don’t die easily. But they do die. We are reaching the limit of this delusionary dream built upon debt, denial, and deception. Make sure you wolf down that Thanksgiving feast before 5:00 pm. There are HDTV’s to fight for at 6:00 pm.
ECB Announces Stress Test Results: Here Are The 25 Banks That Failed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2014 07:54 -0500As was leaked on Friday, when the market surged on news that some 25 banks would fail the ECB's third stress test (because in the New Normal more bank failures means more bailouts, means the richer get richest, means more wealth inequality), so moments ago the ECB reported that, indeed, some 25 banks failed the European Central Bank's third attempt at collective confidence building and redrawing of a reality in which there is about €1 trillion in European NPLs, also known as the stress test.
October 25th
Hillary: "Business Does Not Create Jobs", Washington Does
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2014 20:59 -0500“Don’t let anybody tell you it’s corporations and businesses create jobs,” Clinton said to a crowd in Boston, reminding everyone of her views on spending from the past, "The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it."
Why America Ranks 26th In The Developed World For Math (In 1 Common Core Question)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2014 20:25 -0500Among the 34 OECD countries, the US performed below average in mathematics and is ranked 27th, according to The Program For International Student Assessment (PISA). While the U.S. spends more per student than most countries, this does not translate into better performance (e.g. the Slovak Republic, which spends around $53k per student, performs at the same level as the US, which spends over $115k per student). Perhaps this is why...
As Ebola Cases Top 10,000, Obama Says America Can "Beat" The Deadly Virus
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2014 19:43 -0500Following the sad death of its first Ebola case, Mali's President has said he will not close his nation's border with Guinea, because "the incident showed it was impossible to completely seal his country." Mali's neighbors, on the other hand, are shutting borders, as Mauritania tries not to become Africa's 7th Ebola-infected country. This brings, according to The WHO, the number of cases of Ebola to 10,141 with 4,922 dead (so far). Americans should not worry though, for the 2nd week in a row, President Obama devoted his address to the subject of Ebola, explaining "basic facts" of how difficult it is to catch (despite the need to enforce mandatory quarantine for healthcare workers) and in 'USA USA USA'-esque language, explains how "Americans can beat" the deadly virus.
"Whatever We Decide Is A Disaster For Us" France Admits Putin Is Winning, Europe "Blinked"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2014 18:45 -0500While the analogy of Vladimir Putin playing geopolitical chess (while the rest of the world plays checkers) has been a popular one, the French ambassador Gerard Araud has a different - somewhat stunningly honest - persepctive: Putin "is more a poker player really, putting all the money on the table; saying, 'Do the same' and of course we blink. We don't do the same." As Bloomberg reports, Araud goes on to express entirely un-Juncker-like, how Putin has outmaneuvered his opponents and humiliated Ukraine. Simply put, he adds, the Russian president "has won because we were not ready to die for Ukraine, while apparently he was," leaving the ominous question, "when is Putin going to stop? Whatever we decide is a disaster for us."
The Failure Of The Fed's 'Wealth Creation' Mandate (In 1 Simple Chart)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/25/2014 18:20 -0500Having previously shown just who did (and did not) benefit from the resurgence of household net worth, we thought it time to provide the context for why The Fed's stunningly obvious policy of juicing asset inflation in the hopes of engorging animal spirits among the general population and a renaissance in public spending is a total and utter wealth-inequality-driving farce. As Evergreen Gavekal indicates so obviously, the consumer isn't fooled by Fed policy; despite a major uptick in household net worth, spending remains anemic.


