Archive - Dec 12, 2014 - Story
And Now, Expert Financial Advice From Jessica Alba
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 15:25 -0500In a world in which neither the Fed, nor the sellside (Goldman was forecasting $100 oil for years to come as recently as October 29), and certainly not tenured economists have any idea what lies beyond the next corner, perhaps the best place to look for financial answers are Hollywood celebrities such as Jessica Alba. So, in our pursuit of truth, financial answers and the Hollywood way, we give you... Jessica Alba.
Short-Term Inflation Expectations Have Crashed To 5 Year Lows (In The US)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 14:59 -0500With all attention firmly focused on Draghi and Europe's deflationary pressures, it appears the mainstream media forgot to look domestically. With today's weaker than expected PPI, the 2Y Breakeven inflation rate continues to crash- from over 1.00% just a month ago to just 15.5bps this morning. 5Y5Y forwards continue to slide to near record lows across all the majors.
Here Is One Place Where The Stock Market Hasn't Disconnected From Oil
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 14:15 -0500Dubai... is down 23% in the last 10 days. After soaring 64% in the first half of the year, Dubai's Financial Market General Index has collapsed 33.5%... but if it is due to correct to where oil trades, it has a long way to go still...
US Oil Rig Count Tumbles Most In 2 Years
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 13:25 -0500We warned just a week ago that the lag between initial price declines in oil and the closure of rigs was between 4 and 6 months and just as we warned of the deja-vu all over again, Banker Hughes reports that the Rig Count this week dropped the most since March 2013 (oil rigs dropped 29 to 1546 - biggest weekly drop in 2 years). The biggest drop was seen in the Permian Basin (down 20 to 548). Of course, it's being ignored for now, just as it was in 2008...
Austria Considers Repatriating Its Gold
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 13:11 -0500And just like that, the list of countries who want to repatriate their gold just increased by one more, because after Venezuela, Germany, the Netherlands, Switzerland, and rumors of Belgium, we now can add Austria to those nations for whom the "6000 year old barbarous relic bubble" is more than just "tradition."
"Russia Has Never Been More Isolated" Caption Contest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 12:59 -0500What Would Happen "If It Was A Free Market" - Deutsche Bank Explains
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 12:36 -0500"If it was a free market and central banks were not allowed to intervene anymore then we would be very bearish as the global financial system is still extremely fragile and not sustainable."
Deutsche Bank
We Have Just Escaped The Earth's Gravity And Are Now In Space Orbit
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 12:07 -0500Houston, we have a serious problem... With only 20% of US Shale regions remaining economic at these oil price levels, it should not be surprising that the credit risk of the US Energy sector is exploding to near 1000bps... and contagiously infecting the broad HY market...
WTI Crashes To $57 Handle; 80% Of Shale Production Non-Economic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 11:57 -0500WTI Crude just burst below $58 and is now over 46% below the peak in June. Since the initial leaks of no production cuts at OPEC, WTI is down 25% (gold and silver are up 2-4%). At these levels only 4 of the US 18 Shale Oil regions remain economic...
Don't Show The S&P This Chart
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 11:22 -0500Look away... NSFW!!
Treasury Yields Are Crashing-er
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 11:16 -0500The entire bond complex has come under pressure here with 2Y through 30Y all seeing yields jerk lower. 10Y and 30Y yields are back at the flash-crash Bullard Lows of Oct 16th... as yet another squeeze of record Treasury Shorts blows the minds of every talking head on CNBC...
What's The Biggest Loser Since Oil Prices Peaked?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 11:05 -0500Since oil prices peaked in June this year, there is one clear loser (according to the narrative) - Russia. Russian stocks have dropped 41% during that time and the entire Russian market capitalization is now only 60% of Apple! And while Greece's recent demise has it close to being the worst performer of the year, it's not quite. However, since oil peaked in June, both Russia's and Greece's epic demise is trumped by another stock market index...
The GPIF Has A Warning For Japan's Citizens: Abenomics Better Work, Or Your Pensions Are Toast
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2014 10:44 -0500The president of the Japan's, and the world's largest, pension fund has a warning for Japan's citizens: “I have no doubt that the economy is in a recovery trend if you look at the long run,” GPIF President Takahiro Mitani said in an interview Friday. Actually, no, it isn't, unless you call a quadruple-dip recession a "recovery." But where it gets bad is what happens when not even Japan's corrupt apparatchiks can deny reality. Because, said otherwise, "Abenomics better work, or else all your pensions are toast."





