Archive - Mar 2014 - Story
March 27th
Ukraine Parliament Rejects IMF's Bailout Terms (As US Passes Ukraine Aid Bill)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 11:32 -0500The US Senate is more than happy to hand over a few billion and confirm sanctions:
- *SENATE PASSES UKRAINIAN AID BILL WITH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS
- *HOUSE PASSES VERSION OF UKRAINIAN AID, RUSSIAN SANCTIONS BILL
But, it seems the IMF's requirements for Ukraine's bailout are too much for the locals to bear:
- UKRAINE PARLIAMENT FAILS TO SUPPORT FIRST BID TO PASS ANTI-CRISIS LAW REQUIRED FOR IMF DEAL
Lawmakers will continue to work on the bill as it seems they approve the top-line budget but not the taxes required to get there... beggars can be choosers again maybe?
Bring Out Your "Toxic Sludge" - European Loan Creation Remains At Record Low Levels
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 11:19 -0500
Yesterday we reported that in an attempt to unclog Europe's broken credit and monetary piping, European regulators are preparing to get their hands dirty by easing rules on, and unleashing, an asset class once labelled toxic sludge, i.e., all the worst of the worst debt that was the reason why Europe is in a 6 year-old depression, and hope and pray it somehow fixes itself. Today, the ECB reported the latest data on European credit creation in the private sector. Or rather lack thereof. Because at -2.2%, this was essentially an all time low private sector loan "growth" (rather, credit destruction). Which means Europe will have to throw all the toxic sludge it can find in its desperation to reignite yet another credit bubble, something Bernanke's cronies appear to have done far more admirably.
President Obama's European "Ally" Tour Continues - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 10:22 -0500Making friends and mending fences and reinforcing his 'promise' noto to spy on friends and to have NATO's back... in Rome with Italy's newest Prime Minister Renzi...
- *RENZI SAYS OBAMA'S MESSAGE TO EUROPE SOUND, CLEAR
- *RENZI SAYS EU, U.S. SHARE VIEW ON UKRAINE
- *RENZI SAYS OBAMA'S CHALLENGE TO EU IS 'FASCINATING'
Fascinating indeed?
Russia To Create Own National Payment System In "Bid To Reduce Dependence On The West"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 10:13 -0500
The more the West attempts to "isolate" Russia and pushes it away from its "core values" and of course the US Dollar, the more Russia will seek the safety of a non-dollar based system. We have previously described how Putin has been scrambling to enmesh Russia in tight bilateral commodity-based trade with both China and India, and now it is Russia's turn to announce it would seek its own "national payment settlement system" following last week's surprising and unmandated service halts by both Visa and MasterCard, which as Vladimir Putin said earlier today, will be a "bid to reduce economic dependence on the West."
First Twitter, Now Turkey Blocks YouTube
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 09:47 -0500
A week ago, we wrote that "Turkey Set To Block YouTube Momentarily, After Google Refuses To Yank Clips Exposing Prime Minister." As of minutes ago this too prediction appears to have come true based on reports from inside the country that Google's popular video service is now also blocked.
Gun-Banning CA Senator Busted For Weapons Trafficking
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 09:35 -0500
Filed under 'most ironic story of the day', California Senator Leland Yee, who authored gun control legislation, has been busted by the FBI for conspiracy to deal firearms without a license and to illegally import firearms. As AP reports, Yee is also accused of accepting tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions and cash payments to provide introductions, help a client get a contract and influence legislation. House of Cards much?
Spot The Crushing Impact Of The Tropical Vortex On February Pending Home Sales
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 09:17 -0500Moments ago, the always laughable realtor advertising agency known as the NAR, reported that its agents were not making as much money as they had hoped, when pending home sales in February tumbled by 10.2%, well below expectations of a -9.0% drop, and below the January decline of -9.3%. Why? Here is what the cuddly Larry Yun, NAR chief economist, said was the culprit: "Contract signings for the past three months have been little changed, implying the market appears to be stabilizing. Moreover, buyer traffic information from our monthly Realtor survey shows a modest turnaround, and some weather delayed transactions should close in the spring." In other words, the February collapse was further aggravated by ongoing harsh weather in February. That's fine - we even went so far as showing where the regional sales moves were in February. What is quite visible on the chart below is that the largest collapse in February activity was in Southern states, which is clearly due to the Tropical Vortex.
Home Sales Plunge Most In 3 Years, Drop 8th Months In A Row
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 09:09 -0500
Must be the weather... (though if you want to believe that, do not look at the regional breakdowns)... Pending home sales fell 10.2% YoY - the worst in 3 years (notably worse than the 9% drop expected by the meteorologists in the economics departments of the big banks). This is the 8th month in a row of home sales drops (pre-weather).
Stocks Tumble To Red For 2014, Biotech Hammering Continues
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 08:50 -0500
For the first time in over 6 weeks, all major US equity indices are in the red for 2014. Early-year leaders Nasdaq and Russell are being crushed by the battering of Biotechs and monkey-hammering of Momo names. Since FOMC, Momos are down 14% and Biotech down 12%. The high-growth hope is fading and nowhere is that more evident than the tumble in 30Y yields - now at 10 month lows. The hopes that financials would lead have nw left as they are also in the red post-FOMC (post-CCAR hope).
Half Of Uninsured Say They Plan To Remain Uninsured
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 08:36 -0500
With the hours counting down to the latest deadline for open enrollment for Obamacare coverage, it appears the administration needs more keg-standing bro's, easy women, and twerking Richard Simmons to get the message out. A new survey by Kaiser finds 6 out of 10 unaware of the deadline. When reminded of the mandate and the deadline, half of those without coverage as of mid-March say they think they will remain uninsured.
Stocks Fade Early Pump As Good News Is Bad News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 08:03 -0500
For the 5th day in a row, US equities have levitated in the pre-open and faded away quickly soon after. Today is different though in 2 ways: the pump was de minimus and the dump is early. It seems the initial claims good news is indeed bad news for stock investors. Treasuries continue to bear flatten once again as 30Y is rallying and 5Y selling off further; gold is steady at around $1300 and the USD is rallying modestly. Copper and oil prices are rising. European stocks are also faltering with DAX giving up all its early gains.
Final Q4 2013 GDP Misses Expectations, Rises 2.6% Annualized - Full Breakdown
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 07:48 -0500And so the various estimates of Q4 GDP have made an almost full circle: starting at 3.22% in the first forecast, plunging to 2.38% in the second, and finally settling at 2.63%, a miss from the expected 2.7%. This is down from 4.1% recorded in Q3 which however as everyone knows by now was purely due to a unprecedented, record inventory build up.
Initial Jobless Claims Drop To 4-Month Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 07:37 -0500
Initial jobless claims dropped 10k this week to 311k - the lowest in 4 months - offering little bad-news-is-good-news hope for renewed un-tapering to pump stocks back up. Illinois, New York, and Pennsylvania (all weather-related) saw the biggest drops in claims in the prior week. Continuing claims also fell 53k to 2.82 million, its lowest in 3 months.
And Now The Real Economic Pain Begins As IMF Unleashes $27BN Bailout In "Near Bankrupt" Ukraine
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 07:08 -0500Gazprom must really be demanding payment on overdue Ukraine invoices which is the only way we can explain the unprecedented speed with which the IMF has managed to cobble together a makeshift bailout package of up to $27 billion - the bulk of which will naturally go to Russia - which has just made Ukraine its latest vassal state. There are of course, conditions: "Approval is “expected in April, following the authorities’ adoption of a strong and comprehensive package of prior actions aiming to stabilize the economy and create conditions for sustained growth,” IMF mission chief Nikolay Gueorguiev said in the statement. Disbursement may start next month, he said at a news conference in Kiev." And then comes the hyperinflation: "Monetary policy will target domestic price stability while maintaining a flexible exchange rate. This will help eliminate external imbalances, improve competitiveness, support exports and growth, and facilitate the gradual rebuilding of international reserves. The NBU plans to introduce an inflation targeting framework over the next twelve months to firmly anchor inflation expectations"... Very high inflation targeting.
Frontrunning: March 27
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/27/2014 06:44 -0500- B+
- BAC
- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- BankUnited
- Barack Obama
- BOE
- Boeing
- Bond
- China
- Citigroup
- Countrywide
- Crack Cocaine
- Credit Suisse
- CSCO
- Deutsche Bank
- Evercore
- Fannie Mae
- Federal Reserve
- fixed
- Ford
- Freddie Mac
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- International Monetary Fund
- Japan
- Keefe
- Lloyds
- Merrill
- Merrill Lynch
- Mexico
- Morgan Stanley
- Natural Gas
- New York Times
- News Corp
- President Obama
- RBS
- Realty Income
- Reuters
- Richard Blumenthal
- Robert Shiller
- Rupert Murdoch
- Stress Test
- Switzerland
- Ukraine
- Yuan
- BOE to Sign Agreement With China on Yuan Clearing Next Week (BBG)
- U.S. law firm plans to bring suit against Boeing, Malaysia Airlines (Reuters)
- Citigroup Fraud Stings Mexico Star as Medina-Mora Chased (BBG)
- Fraternity Chief Feared for Son as Hazings Spurred JPMorgan Snub (BBG)
- UBS suspends six more forex traders (FT)
- Goodbye CSCO Q1 EPS: China to strengthen Internet security after U.S. spying report (Reuters)
- Good luck: Spain Banks With $55 Billion of Property Seek Deals (BBG)
- Citic Pacific Said to Plan About $4 Billion Public Offering (BBG)
- Yahoo Japan to buy eAccess from SoftBank for $3.2 billion (Reuters)
- "Whatever it takes" to talk down the Euro: Euro, peripheral bond yields fall on ECB easing debate (Reuters)




