Archive - May 15, 2014 - Story
Philippines Releases Photos Of China's Construction In Disputed South China Sea
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 21:43 -0500
China's at it again! On Thursday the Philippines released photos to validate its claim that China is building structures and a possible airstrip on the disputed Johnson Reef.
Thursday (Un)Humor: Bulletproof-Vest-Wearing Man Yells "Shoot Me"; Is Killed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 21:14 -0500
Who could have seen this coming? USA Today reports deputies have charged an 18-year-old South Carolina woman with the fatal shooting of a male friend who had donned a bulletproof vest and allegedly asked her to "shoot me."
Scotiabank On Treasuries & The Fed: "You Got Some 'Splaining To Do"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 20:34 -0500
Treasuries are still cheap. The FOMC statement says that “even after employment and inflation are near mandate-consistent levels” the committee may keep “the target federal funds rate below levels” viewed as normal in the longer run. Whenever we read this, we think of Desi Arnaz screaming, “Lucy! You got some ‘splainin’ to do!” Treasury prices do not care if Q4 is around 4%. Economic data matters little for the time being. Prices are being driven more by positions, relative value, and future Fed policy. Markets know the Fed is ending QE. What it really wants to know is the terminal Fed Funds level in the new ‘world order’. In the meantime, stay long.
David Stockman Debunks More Keynesian Rubbish From Europe's Jon Hilsenrath
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 20:09 -0500
Once upon a time Wall Street Journal reporters were economically literate. Now, apparently, when they muster-in for the job they get a Keynesian chip implant while signing their HR forms. Otherwise, how can you explain the bullshit penned this morning by Brian Blackstone on the EU’s “disappointing” Q1 GDP report. He didn’t say Keynesian economists say you need more inflation to get jobs and growth. He just declared it!
US Officially "Takes No Position" On China's Provocative Actions In Disputed Waters
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 19:35 -0500In a somewhat stunningly hypocritical step for a nation that seems so hell-bent on proclaiming Russia's provactive actions as tantamount to World War over Ukraine, the White House has issued a statement "taking no position" on China's "disputes" in the China Seas...
- *BIDEN MEETS CHINESE ARMY CHIEF OF STAFF FANG AT WHITE HOUSE
- *BIDEN SAYS U.S. TAKES NO POSITION ON TERRITORY CLAIMS AT ISSUE
- *BIDEN SAYS NATIONS SHOULD AVOID PROVOCATIVE STEPS IN DISPUTES
So - the Chinese undertook "provacative actions" into the "disputed territory" of another sovereign (allied) nation... and the US retaliates with no sanctions, no damnation, no hellfire? Good to know who your friends are...
The Lightbulb Goes Off In China: "If You Don't Pay Me And I Pay Others, I Am The Sucker"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 19:03 -0500
Just last month we highlighted how the collapse in China's shadow-banking system, it's concomittant credit crunch, and vicious circle of commodity-financed credit creation could spread contagiously to the rest of the world - through refusal to pay. It seems we were prophetic as Reuters confirms that money owed to Chinese firms by their customers has reached a record high. As China's economy continues to cool, companies are waiting longer and finding it harder to get paid for goods and services they've already sold, leading to record amounts of receivables - and potential write-offs - on corporate balance sheets. As one Chinese business owner exclaimed: "If you don't pay me and I pay others, aren't I just a sucker? I'm not that stupid." Receivables on average (across 2300 firms) reached $160.49 million at the end of last year, more than double the $65.9 million average at the end of 2009 and median collection time for billings crawled up from 71.4 days to 90.42 days (the first time above 90 days). "It's a pretty loud warning bell," warns a Peking professor.
Guest Post: Why Belgium Can Never Work
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 18:46 -0500
The political situation in Belgium - as Europe heads into elections - could well be the writing on the wall for every European country. Economists and politicians love to juggle with figures in the trees so you can not see the forest. Economics is not always easy, but we have noticed that you can do it with an island of 100 people to make it understandable. Let's call this island "Rainbowland"... as we show below, you do not have to be a genius to realize that a country such as " Rainbowland" can not survive in reality.
Fact Or Fiction: Should We Raise Taxes On The Rich To Redistribute Wealth?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 18:12 -0500
Fact...or Fiction... "No, that goes against the oligarchic principles on which this country stands"
Rocket Carrying Russia's Most Advanced Communications Satellite Crashes During Take Off
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 17:40 -0500
Two days ago Russia retaliated against US sanctions by banning the US from using the International Space Station after 2020, and by barring the use of Russian rockets as launch vehicles for US military satellites. Then, moments ago, a Russian Proton rocket, with advanced satellites on board, crashed during take off, during the activation of the third rocket stage some 9 minutes into the launch.
The Department of Agriculture Launches Proposal To Purchase Submachine Guns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 17:01 -0500
The following solicitation from the U.S. Department of Agriculture almost defies belief. We’ve seen this type of bizarre behavior before, but it has mostly originated from the American Gestapo, aka the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
The International Brotherhood Of Burger Flippers Will Not Take It Any More
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 16:31 -0500
Having unsuccessfully lobbied its slave-driving masters with one-day strikes and angry tongue-lashings, Thursday sees the fast food workers’ movement wants to broaden its reach as it pushes for a $15-an-hour wage (that restaurant companies say is unrealistic). In addition to 150 strikes across the US, NY Times reports, support protests will take place in 80 cities in more than 30 countries, from Dublin to Venice to Casablanca to Seoul to Panama City. "Fast food workers in many other parts of the world face the same corporate policies — low pay, no guaranteed hours and no benefits," warned one union leader but judging by the response from the restaurants association, "These are made-for-TV media moments - that’s pretty much it." Workers generally have the same message - "I don’t make enough money to take care of my kids," but as we have noted before (and as Motoman Robot below indicates) raising the minimum wage will have unintended consequences few strikers consider, "it would have consequences on hiring patterns for Main Street businesses across the country."
Is This Why David Tepper Is "Very Nervous"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 16:00 -0500
With two of Tepper's top six positions being new, and quite massive, calls in either the SPY or QQQ, we would be nervous too...
Advice To Traders Everywhere, From March 29, 1929
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 15:30 -0500
Dow Dumps To Red For 2014 As Treasury Yields Tumble Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 15:05 -0500
Despite two desperate attempts to juice stocks overnight via JPY, US equities opened red and got redder. The selling climaxed when Europe closed and stocks rallied handsomely "off the lows" proving Tepper wrong and the rest of CNBC right (right?) The S&P ramped back up perfectly to VWAP (thank you Michelle) as 330ET BTFD'ers ensured it closed back above the all-important 50-day-moving-average. The Dow did not bounce like its higher-beta short-squeezing cousins and dropped back into the red for 2014. Away from stocks, bonds just kept rallying - but everyone said that couldn't happen - to new multi-month low yields for 10Y and 30Y (-13bps on the week). Commodities lost ground with gold back under $1300 as the USD ripped and dipped to close unchanged on the day. VIX popped back over 13 with its biggest rise in 5 weeks.
Donetsk Declares Martial Law As "Leave Or Face Total Annihilation" Deadline Hits Within The Hour
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/15/2014 14:37 -0500
The self-proclaimed "people's governor" of Donetsk, Pavlo Gubarev, has, according to KyivPost, threatened "total annihilation" of Ukrainian armed forces moved into Donetsk region if Kyiv did not pull them away from "the cities of Donbas" within one hour.


