Archive - May 5, 2014 - Story
The Eight Characteristics Of Stock Market Manias
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 14:33 -0500
This time is different - check; Moral Hazard - check; Easy Money - check; Overblown growth stories - check; No valuation anchor - check; Conspicuous consumption - check; Ponzi finance - check... and, of course, Irrational exuberance: check!
Are They Lying, Or Just Stupid?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 14:05 -0500
There comes a point in the destiny of a failing nation when official lying is no longer distinct from official stupidity. We’ve crossed that boundary in the USA. It pays to remember that societies get what they deserve, not what they expect.
Slavyansk Clashes Kill 20 Rebels, Injure Dozens Of Civilians; White House "Extremely Concerned" Unrest Is Spreading
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 13:34 -0500
Ongoing military operations in Slavyansk have left at least 20 rebels dead and dozens more civilians injured according to Interfax.
*SLOVYANSK CLASHES KILL 20 REBELS, MANY CIVILIANS WOUNDED: IFX
As RT reports, fatalities are on both sides with little progress reported one way or the other. The White House says it's "extremely concerned" by the deteriorating situation in southern Ukraine. Perhaps more important for the average American citizen, Klitschko has decided to postpone his planned wedding to Hayden Panettiere due to the conflict... now it's getting serious!!
San Fran Fed Asks "Is It Still Worth Going To College?"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 13:13 -0500The last time the intellectual titans of the San Fran Fed, which have made a living out of asking probing, kindergarten-level questions and then spending tens of thousands of taxpayer funds to answer them, performed in depth inquiry into a topic was about a month ago when it asked "How Important Are Hedge Funds In A Crisis." To its dismay, it found the answer to be "very." Today, the intellectual titanism continues when the regional Fed, which Janet Yellen called her home for so many years, asks (and answers), "Is It Still Worth Going to College?"
France Shuns GE Bid For Alstom As "Unacceptable"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 12:51 -0500France's Economy Minister Arnaud Montebourg (of Titan tires debacle fame) has written to GE's Jeff Immelt explaining that his offer for Alstom is "unnaceptable",
- *MONTEBOURG SAYS GE-ALSTOM BID UNACCEPTABLE IN CURRENT FORM: AFP
We can opnly imagine the additional terms the French will require. On the bright side, Montebourg did not call GE's offer "ignorant and insulting" like he did Titan's CEO.
Bank of America Has Some Words For David Rosenberg: "Don't Hold Your Breath" On Rising Wages
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 12:38 -0500
One Wall Street strategist who appears to have thrown in the towel on the entire rising wages debate is none other than BofA's chief economist, Ethan Harris, who in a note released on Friday fires the proverbial shot across the David Rosenberg bow regarding rising wage pressures: "Don't hold your breath."
Ukraine Is The New Wild West: Russia Today British Journalist Gets "Price On His Head"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 12:13 -0500
When the business of truth-saying in a civil-war-strafed nation puts a price on your head... you know things are getting out of control...
Coppock Market Message: Get Out And Stay Out - Check Back In Q1 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 11:44 -0500
The Coppock Curve's message is straightforward: get out of the market and stay out until at least the first quarter of 2015. After five years of upside, the old trading saw comes to mind: bulls make money, bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered.
Is This The Reason For The Relentless Treasury Bid?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 11:10 -0500
Over the weekend, Bloomberg had an interesting piece about two of the main reasons why while stocks continue to rise to new all time highs, the expected selling in bonds - because in a normal world, what is good for stocks should be bad for bonds - isn't materializing, and instead earlier this morning the 10 Year tumbled to the lowest since February, while last week the 30 Year retraced 50% of its post-Taper Tantrum slide, or in short a complete disconnect between stocks and bonds.
The Ira Sohn Hedge Fund Pitchfest Is Today; Here's How They Did Last Year
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 10:50 -0500
For 18 years, the Ira Sohn Conference has enabled hedge fund managers to pitch their best long (and short) ideas to the rest of the investing public. This year's speakers include Bill Ackman, David Einhorn, Jeff Gundlach, Jim Grant, and Paul Tudor Jones. Listen carefully, trade accordingly, but bear in mind the following table when judging just how masterful of the universe these guys really are...
3 Underappreciated Indicators To Guide You Through A Debt-Saturated Economy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 10:40 -0500
The risky borrowing indicators are troubling. They show that we’ve reverted to old habits of borrowing far more than we can fund with non-money savings. At almost 10% of GDP in 2013, risky borrowing is higher than in all but the early 1970s and middle part of the last decade. This tells us that we’re accumulating risk at a rapid clip, although not for as long as in those earlier episodes. (Yet.) Worse still, policymakers and mainstream economists are unperturbed, failing to acknowledge that some types of financing are riskier than others. It’s as if we’re stuck at a 1970s Pepsi Challenge booth, watching people debate cola tastes with no mention of health risks. With ample evidence of these risks, how can this be? One theory is that the current generation of mainstream economists staked their careers on the soda business, filling resumes with research on topics such as sweetness and carbonation, but nothing on health. It’s just too big a step for them to acknowledge that the old research is unhelpful and the resumes hollow. We can only hope that the unpopular, long-term thinkers who are willing to take that step become more influential over time. In the meantime, keep an eye on the sources of financing and, in particular, the three indicators of risky borrowing discussed below.
And CBOE Breaks (Thanks To HFT & Google)...
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 10:14 -0500
Whocoulda seen that coming? A market that rips 1% low to high at the open as VIX's late-day collapse on Friday is smashed higher and then ripper lower results in... CBOE breaking!!
*CBOE SAYS SOME COMPLEX RATIO ORDERS MAY NOT EXECUTE (only HFT uses complex orders)
*CBOE: DUE TO C2 ISSUE, GOLG8 (Google Options) CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR TRADING
Welcome to the unrigged markets...
Global Manufacturing PMI Plunges To 6-Month Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 10:09 -0500
JPMorgan's global manufacturing PMI tumbled to its lowest level since October 2013 in April with the fastest 2-month drop in almost 2 years. At 51.9, the index is still in expansion (for the 17th month in a row) but the employment sub-index dropped as there is no sign of a post-weather bounce across the world.
The Good, And Bad News About US Jobs In One Chart
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 09:58 -0500
While we are tired of seeing various numbers and charts "explaining" the US employment situation as much as the next guy, here is just one final, and decidedly simple chart, summarizing precisely where the US job market stands.
The good news: in April, 118.4 million Americans had a full-time job, the most since November 2008.
The bad news: in April 9.8 million Americans were unemployed, 92 million people were out of the labor force, and 27.3 million people had part-time jobs. A total of 129.1 million, the most since ever.
Caught On Tape: Ukraine Helicopter Firing Rockets, Shot Down
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/05/2014 09:25 -0500
Just 2 days after the first Ukrainian military helicopter was shot down, Ukraine's defense ministry confirms an Mi-24 chopper was shot down in the eastern region of Donetsk. As the following clip shows, it appears the helicopter came under large-caliber machine gun fire, a flash is seen, and then the chopper falls from view. The Defense Ministry confirms the pilots survived as the chopped crashed into a nearby river. One wonders how many more helicopters (that are in working condition and still have a full gas tank) Kiev, i) has; and ii) can afford to lose to eastern separatists as the Ukraine conflicts becomes an all out civil war?



