Archive - Jun 19, 2014 - Story
Bull vs Bear vs Right vs Wrong: And Does It Really Matter
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 16:03 -0500Currently there is a great debate within the financial media on the who’s right – who’s wrong, as both sides stare at a financial market that seems to go ever higher with every morning bell. In actuality, it’s both, and neither. Currently the macro economy is being expressed via circumstances resulting from a myopic view of participation. i.e., The financial markets. All of those fundamental based principles have been annexed to what one solitary person will do – then say. That person was Ben Bernanke. Now it’s been codified via the markets recent reactions to Janet Yellen. All of those fundamental based principles have been annexed to what one solitary person will do – then say. That person was Ben Bernanke. Now it’s been codified via the markets recent reactions to Janet Yellen.
Gold Hits $1300, Silver Surges To 3-Month Highs As China Rehypothecation Ponzi Unwinds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 15:47 -0500But, but, but... Janet Yellen didn't say precious metal valuations were within historical norms? Gold and Silver are surging today (and have done since the FOMC press conference all-clear) with the latter having its best day in months and back at 3-month highs... Intriguingly, just as we warned, gold and silver have been on a significant tear since the Qingdao CCFD probe began (as synthetic hedges are unwound - which dominate pricing in PMs) while copper and iron ore and so on have all fallen (as the reality of no real demand leaks into these commodities).
The Most Stunning Chart From Oracle's Earnings Report
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 15:30 -0500Moments ago Oracle reported that it missed on both the top line ($11.33 billion vs Exp. $11.48 billion), and the bottom line (EPS $0.92 billion, Exp. $0.95). The company didn't blame snow (blaming Snowden would be more appropriate), and yet despite the 6% tumble in the stock price, the miss in operating results was not the most surprising aspect of the company's Q4 earnings release. What was? The following chart breaking down Oracle's quarterly spending on stock buybacks versus capital expenditures.
S&P Closes At New Record High As Gold Spikes Most In 9 Months
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 15:04 -0500US equity markets were unable to maintain any of the kneejerk, VIX-smashing jerk higher post-FOMC momentum from yesterday and closed unch to slightly red (after some US open exuberance ran all-time-high stops once again). Equities did catch some bid late on as rumors of AAPL iWatch spread. VIX hung very stable at around 10.6 providing some support for stocks. Away from stocks flatness, Treasuries had a violent day. Early strength following Yellen yesterday began to fade as US equity markets opened and yields pushed higher, then when the 30Y TIPS auction tailed, longer-dated bonds slammed higher in yield. There was a mild pullback rally into the close but 10Y ended +4.5bps (30Y +7bps, 3Y unch). The big news of the day - given how flat USD was - is the huge spike higher in gold (+3%) and silver (+4.4%) - the biggest jump in 9 months. Gold and Silver are back at 3-month highs (breaking back above $1300 and $20 respectively). Once again JPY carry entirely decoupled from stocks but a late-day modest melt-up dragged all the major indices (except Nasdaq) just into green for the day) but leaves the S&P lagging gold and silver year-to-date again. S&P 500 closes at another all-time high.
Forget Baghdad Bob, Meet "Saad Maan" - Iraq's Military Spokesman
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 14:51 -0500Saddam Hussein had Muhammad Saeed al-Shaaf, nicknamed "Baghdad Bob" or "Chemical Ali", to explain just how great things were in Iraq (as bombs were raining down around him). With the US 'demanding' the removal of Maliki, we present the Iraq's new military spokesperson, whose name we are sure will raise a few eyebrows - Saad Maan.
Kevin McCarthy, Poorest Member Of GOP Leadership, Elected House Majority Leader
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 14:35 -0500Moments ago Kevin McCarthy of California was elected majority leader by House Republicans, according to Riva Litman, spokeswoman for Republican Conference Chairman Cathy McMorris Rodgers. He fills the spot lost by Eric Cantor following his shocking loss to a tea-party activist two weeks ago. McCarthy win is not surprising: it was largely expected. What however, is notable is that with a self-declared net worth of between only $76K and $266K, albeit is substantial jump from the he $16K he revealed in 2008, he is by far the poorest member of the GOP leadership group.
Thursday Humor: The Last Time John "Carry" Was Involved In Iraq
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 14:05 -0500Over 7 years ago, John Kerry had his last public encounter with the military forces in Iraq; and it didn't go down so well...
A Reminder Of What Happens When HFTs Decide To Sell
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 13:46 -0500Larry Fink told the world this morning that central banks are holding a floor under stock prices (but wouldn't expect to see large price increases) - and judging by the gamma imbalances in volatility-land, they are using options markets to unriggedly manage that implicit put. However, given the utter dominance of the machines in the market and any reaction when real volume hits stocks (always down), we thought, courtesy of Nanex, a gentle reminder of just how quickly the Fed put disappears would be useful in this new "we can never get hurt, valuations are within norms, there is no complacency" normal.
As Ukraine Launches A Debt Restructuring, Is Russia About To Become A "Holdout" Activist Investor?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 12:51 -0500what will make the Ukraine restructuring fascinating is if the "activist" bondholder investors, aka vultures, aka holdouts, are not your usual hedge funds, but none other than the Kremlin, which after accumulating a sufficient stake to scuttle any prenegotiated, voluntary transaction can demand virtually anything from Kiev in order to allow the country to make the required adjustments on its bonds to avoid an outright sovereign default. Because who else can't wait for Putin Capital Management LP?
President Obama To (Re)Explain His Iraq Strategy - Live Feed (Delayed Until 1315ET)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 12:31 -0500UPDATE: Delayed Until 1315ET
"Boots on the ground" or no boots-on-the-ground? Airstrikes or no airstrikes? Maliki "in" or "out"? ISIS Sanctions? Red lines? YouTube clips? President Obama has his hands full dealing with this self-created SNAFU... but we are sure this press conference will clear it all up (likely as Yellen noted yesterday, it's just "noise")...
Bonds & Stocks Are Dumping
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 12:22 -0500Gold has been flashing red this morning that something is happening. Bonds started to crack and then the 30Y TIPS auction tailed... and bond yields are smashing higher. And now stocks are being sold on heavy volume as VIX rolls over... what did Janet say to do now? We need another press conference...
Coming To A Protest Near You... A Drone That Blasts Pepper Spray
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 11:43 -0500What’s a crony status quo to do when it is ultimately confronted with an unruly mob of plebs frustrated with the fact median wages haven’t increased in forty five years, while the 0.01% has stolen everything in sight with the help of the Federal Reserve and corrupt Washington D.C. politicians? Well, naturally you’d launch the South African made Skunk Riot Control Copter, fully equipped with a suite of high-definition and thermal imagine cameras, strobe lights, speakers and a pepper spray firing paint ball gun which can fire 80 shots per second!
After 6 Years Of Unprecedented Central Planning, The Economy Is More Fragile Than Ever
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 11:10 -0500The damage done by Central Planning has yet to come home to roost. Six years into the Grand Experiment--that Central Planners can pick winners who just happen to be their cronies--the chickens of consequence are still making their way home. And when they finally come home to roost, we will all discover that the economy is much more fragile than advertised by the Central Planners and their media toadies.
The Ultimate Hack - HFT Hedge Fund's Trades "Slowed Down" By Malicious Malware
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 10:15 -0500UPDATE: Sure enough, this was serious! *FBI, N.Y. POLICE ANNOUNCE FINANCIAL CYBER CRIMES TASK FORCE
Hacking Target... or The Pentagon... or Alcoa... or some Chinese military installation is all well and good; but mess with the US equity markets' mainstay market structure and it's getting serious. As BAE Systems reports, hackers slowed down high-speed trading at a large hedge fund last year and rerouted information about the company’s trades to offsite computers. The cyber-attack targeted the hedge fund’s trade order entry system and added gaps to the company’s trading algorithm - delaying orders by milliseconds. The hack went undetected for 8 weeks. Though the hedge fund was not named, it is believed that 'organized crime' is behind the hack - ironic really...
Caterpillar Asia Sales Crater By 30% - Company Reports Weakest Stretch Of Global Demand Since Lehman Collapse
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/19/2014 09:54 -0500While both the EAME and Latin America region posted their third consecutive month of 20%+ declines (-22% for EAME, -23% for Latin America), it was Asia (read China) where CAT sales have createred, and the -30% plunge in annual retail sales means Chinese demand for industrial equipment is the weakest it has been since the Lehman collapse.


