Archive - Aug 2014 - Story
August 8th
Former Obamacare Boss Admits She Deleted Emails Sought By Congress
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 14:42 -0500On the bright side, Marilyn Tavenner - appointed by President Obama to take over CMS within the Department of Health and human Services in 2013 - did not suffer a hard-drive crash. However, as MSNBC reports, she may be unable to cooperate with House Oversight and Government Reform Committee subpoenas because she deleted emails.
ISIS Demands American Blood: Jihadists Call For Attacks On US Interests Worldwide
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 14:30 -0500It was all fun and games with the West's ever escalating sanctions against Russia until Putin finally retaliated, sending the German stock market into a correction and German bunds to record highs. Now, following Obama's official latest military incursion into Iraq, it is time for ISIS, that ultra-aggressive spin off of Al Qaeda to do the same, and following last night's Obama announcement ISIS has called for attacks on US interests worldwide.
US Airstrikes Caught On Tape; ISIS Retaliates By Capturing Hundreds Of Yazidi Women
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 14:16 -0500Update: US has launched another round of airstrikes
As the following clip shows, the explosions from two F-18s dropping 500lb bombs were large and Iraq officials stated that 45 ISIS fighters were killed (and 60 injured). While The Islamic State's response was to demand blood for US intervention, it appears they went domestic first. As AP reports, Iraqi officials say hundreds of Yazidi women (under 35) have been taken captive by Islamic State militants (and held in schools in Mosul).
The “Funky Drummer” Market
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 13:51 -0500If you are getting a strong sense of déjà vu from current news flow, well, join the club. Everything feels so… familiar. And not necessarily in a good way. When we hear phrases like “Bubble markets”, “M&A cycle”, “historically low yields”, and “retail investor buying”, our minds automatically flash back to prior periods of history when those phrases last dominated the headlines. It isn’t hard to come up with a “Top 10” list of phrases with strong historical - and emotional - antecedents. So, today we did just that. Fair warning, however: just because a tune sounds familiar doesn’t mean you actually know the song. It could just be what the kids today call a “Sample” – a snippet of a song put in another song. Yep, what we’ve got here is something out of hip hop, not rock. Don’t especially like rap? Too bad, homey.
What's Wrong With This Picture?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 13:27 -0500CNN does it again...
In Which We Read That The "Proper Role Of A Central Bank Is To Counteract Market Turbulence Before It Happens"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 13:03 -0500Want to read a really terrifying article? Take a look at this August 6th Op-Ed piece in the FT by Draghi’s former colleague, Lorenzo Bini Smaghi: “The ECB Must Move to Counteract Market Turbulence”. Are you kidding me? This is what we have come to … that the proper role of a central bank is to counteract “market turbulence” before it happens? I’d laugh, but then I remember that Yellen means exactly the same thing when she refers to “macroprudential policy”, and I want to cry.
Market Surges To New Highs On 4 Day Old News
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 12:29 -0500US equity markets are surging back to pre-geopolitical risk highs on the back of a headline proclaiming Russia's military drill over...
RUSSIAN MILITARY EXERCISES THAT WORRIED U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE HAVE BEEN FINISHED - RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTRY
AIRCRAFT WHICH TOOK PART IN ASHULUK DRILLS RETURN TO PERMANENT BASES - RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTRY
This is in no way a de-escalation - in fact, had Russia continued the exercise that would have been a clear provocation. But as usual Johnny 5 ignites momentum first, finds out he never actually read between the original lines, and asks questions never.
Nigeria Declares "State Of Emergency" As Study Finds West African Ebola Virus Is Previously Undetected "New Strain"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 12:23 -0500Following the WHO's warnings, (the ironically named) Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has declared a "state of emergency" over the Ebola outbreak that is rapidly escalating in his nation. This comes on the heels of a US medical journal study that finds, as Reuters reports, the Ebola virus that is ravagaing West Africa was not imported from Central Africa but caused by a "new strain" of the disease - raising the specter of further regional epidemics.
Stocks Recover All "Airstrikes Possible" Losses, Treasuries Remain Bid
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 11:21 -0500US equities have retraced all the losses suffered from the moment headlines hit yesterday suggesting Iraq airstrikes were possible. They remain lower from the "NATO Russia threat" levels earlier in the day. US Treasury yields remains 8bps lower...
How Big Would A 'Real Correction' Likely Be?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 11:09 -0500"If this is the beginning of a more important, intermediate term, correction; how large could it be?" There is one important truth that is indisputable, irrefutable, and absolutely undeniable: "mean reversions" are the only constant in the financial markets over time. The problem is that the next "mean reverting" event will remove most, if not all, of the gains investors have made over the last five years. Hopefully, this won't be you.
European Peripheral Bond Spreads Surge As Germany Suffers Worst 2-Week Run Since 2011
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 10:52 -0500GDP-weighted average sovereign risk for European nations has risen 14% in the last 2 weeks - the most since Nov 2012. European peripheral bond spreads finally started to 'adjust' for real risk this week with a dramatic 30-40bps decompression from the early week's tights to the closing wides. Portugal was worst (+23bps on the week) followed by Italy and Spain. Stocks were hammered - EuroStoxx 600 2-week drop is the biggest since May 2012 and Germany's DAX 2-week drop is largest since Nov 2011.
As "Housing Recovery" Fizzles A New Scheme Emerges: Boost FICO Scores By Changing The Definition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 10:18 -0500Now that the the fourth dead cat bounce in US housing since the Lehman crisis is rapidly fading, and laundered Chinese "hot money" transfers into US luxury real estate no longer provides a firm base to the ultra-luxury segment, the US government is scrambling to find ways to boost that all important - and missing - aspect of any US recovery: the housing market. This is further amplified by the recent admission by the Fed that it is in fact encouraging asset bubbles, not only in stocks but certainly in all assets, such as houses. Well, the government may have just stumbled on the solution to kick the can yet again and force yet another credit-driven housing bubble, a solution so simple we are shocked some bureaucrat didn't think of it earlier: changing the definition of the all important FICO score, the most important number at the base of every mortgage application.
FAA Bans All US Flights Over "Potentially Hazardous" Iraq Airpsace
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 10:06 -0500The Federal Aviation Administration just issued a notice-to-airmen (NOTAM) restricting all US operators from flying in the airspace above Iraq due to the hazardous situation created by the armed conflict.
Saxo's Steen Jakobsen Blasts "The Market's So Complacent, I Want To Scream"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 10:01 -0500We've largely ignored geo-political risks, ignored a slowdown in European growth, ignored the fact that Germany is deteriorating fast while increasing the amount of risk we take. That's the view of Saxo Bank's Steen Jakobsen who exclaims in this brief clip that "the market is so one sided and complacent," he feels a need to scream. Steen is urging traders and investors to take a serious reality check, pointing out that this decline is illustrated perfectly well on fixed income markets.
Warmongers Of The World, Unite!
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/08/2014 09:43 -0500While most have greeted Obama's latest military incursion into Iraq with a healthy dose of skepticism - because after all Obama is merely the fourth president in a row to bomb Iraq - Obama's ideological brother, French socialist president Hollande, had some strong words of encouragement:
*HOLLANDE SAYS FRANCE IS READY TO DO ITS PART IN IRAQ
Surrender?


