Archive - Oct 8, 2015 - Story
John Boehner To Stay On As Speaker After All, Fox Reports
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 15:28 -0500As The GOP lurches from turmoil to chaos, following speaker-in-waiting McCarthy's pulling out, Fox News Bret Baier reports that Speaker John Boehner has agreed to stay on as Speaker - not just until the Caucus nominates someone - but, until that person can confirm 218 votes on the House floor (needed to take the Speaker’s gavel).
Do You See What Happens, Alcoa, When Your "Restructuring" Non-GAAP Addbacks Tumble
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 15:27 -0500While Alcoa did have the usual justifications for the collapse in its Q3 sales and EPS, blaming what else but China, the real culprit is none of that. Because, as regular readers know too well, with Alcoa it is all about the Non-GAAP addbacks.... and the problem here is that while in previous quarters Alcoa's "restructuring" charges were vast, usually eclipsing the actual GAAP earnings number, in Q3 they tumbled to "only" $66 million - the lowest since March 2013.
"Market-Watching" Fed Watches Market Surge After Fearing Market Purge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 15:06 -0500"I'm Not Here To Beg You To Open Your F##king Eyes"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 14:50 -0500We're often asked whether we really believe that government and policymakers intentionally create laws and policies that hurt the people and help themselves. The answer is typically that, “if you’re asking me this question you know I do but you don’t believe me; so either do your own research or continue to live in the world as you wish to perceive it. I’m not here to beg you to open your f##king eyes.”
Hillary Clinton Reveals Her Plan To "Prevent The Next Crash" In Bloomberg Op-Ed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 14:22 -0500"Thanks to President Obama’s leadership and the determination and sacrifice of the American people, we’ve worked our way out of that ditch and put our economy on sounder footing. Now we have to keep going.
To prevent irresponsible behavior on Wall Street from ever again devastating Main Street, we need more accountability, tougher rules and stronger enforcement. I have a plan to build on the progress we’ve made under President Obama and do just that."
The Dow Is Up 1000 Points From Post-Payrolls Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 14:13 -0500Because the worst jobs data in years is reason to BTFD at a record pace... what a farce...
Venezuela Is Now The Most Expensive Country In The World
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 14:10 -0500Forget Norway. Japan. Iceland. Switzerland. Or any of the other places around the world that are notorious for being painful on the wallet. Venezuela is now the most expensive country in the world, hands down. To give you an idea, the cost of a 15-minute taxi ride to the beach yesterday afternoon totaled an eye-popping $158.
Rate-Hike Odds Tumble Post-Minutes; Stocks Soar
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 13:24 -0500UPDATE: Stocks are now soaring after we noted the initial reaction...
A decidedly dovish FOMC Minutes, warning that the economy is not ready for rate-hikes, has driven rate-hike odds to their lows once again. December and January odds are now below 50% and markets are reacting with bond, crude, and bullion buying, dollar selling and stocks uncertainty.
Fed Admits "Changes In Asset Prices", "Decline In Equity Prices" Influenced Rate Decision
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 13:20 -0500"During their discussion of economic conditions and monetary policy, participants indicated that they did not see the changes in asset prices during the intermeeting period as bearing significantly on their policy choice except insofar as they affected the outlook for achieving the Committee’s macroeconomic objectives and the risks associated with that outlook."
Fed Mouthpiece "Explains" Epic September Fed Confusion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 13:10 -0500WSJ’s Fed whisperer is always good for a bit of Eccles propaganda and so, for whatever it's worth to you, we present the following Hilsy interpretation of the just-released minutes from the “most important” Fed meeting in recent history.
FOMC Minutes Confirm Economy Not Ready For Rate-Hike This Year, Worried About Inflation, "Global Risk"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 13:04 -0500Given the tumble and stock save since September's infamous "chickening out" FOMC Meeting, investors hope today's minutes will provide some color on just how close Janet and her merry men were to pulling the trigger:
- *FED OFFICIALS SAID `PRUDENT' TO WAIT FOR CLARITY ON OUTLOOK
- *FOMC MINUTES: MOST PARTICIPANTS SEE LIFTOFF CONDITIONS MET THIS YR
- *FOMC MINUTES: ALL BUT ONE MEMBER SAID ECON COND DIDN'T WARRANT HIKE
With all the blame pinned on global turmoil (which has now "calmed" apparently) the S&P 500 has roundtripped to unchanged post-FOMC and given these minutes which suggest this was not a close-call at all. However, this was before the Sept payrolls data.
Pre-FOMC Minutes: S&P Futs 1988.25, 10Y 2.095%, Gold $1145, EUR 1.1285
NATO Threatens To Send In Troops After Russia Stations Ground "Battalion" In Syria
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 12:56 -0500"The force that they have deployed down there is actually quite impressive for a rapid deployment of a week or so. It is all arms, combined arms, attack aircraft, it is the attack helicopters and artillery, rocket artillery. NATO is ready and able to defend all allies, including Turkey against any threats."
47 Years After 1968, Bundesbank STILL Fails To Deliver A Gold Bar Number List
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 12:52 -0500Frequent followers of the German public campaign “Repatriate our Gold“ already know how intensively we have been struggling since 2011 (and longer) with Deutsche Bundesbank to finally – after more than 50 years of external storage of Germany’s gold – get credible transparency regarding this matter. Some progress was brought about recently (2012 disclosure of the whereabouts of Germany´s gold by BuBa; 2013 partial repatriation plan announced by BuBa; 2013 and ongoing through 2015 alleged physical repatriation of approximately 200 tons to date – equaling approximately 10% of Germany’s gold abroad). But real proof and transparency is still lacking from Bundesbank’s side!
In Major Escalation, US To Sail Warships Around China's Man-Made Islands In South Pacific
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/08/2015 12:37 -0500“If the US is serious about ensuring that China does not dominate these waters, then the longer it waits, the riskier its freedom-of-navigation activities will become.”



