Archive - Nov 2015 - Story
November 29th
Half A Million Square Kilometers Of Heavy Smog Force Beijing To Issue "Orange Alert", Close Factories
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 19:58 -0500
How Refugees Are Admitted Into The U.S.
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 19:30 -0500The United States’ effort to accept Syrian refugees seeking asylum has been the subject of much controversy over security concerns and the rigor of the vetting process. Here are the (satirical) steps involved in a refugee’s arrival in America...
Iran's Ayatollah Pens Letter To Western Youth: "You Should Know That Terror Has Been Supported By Certain Great Powers"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 19:03 -0500"First, the Islamic world has been the victim of terror and brutality to a larger extent territorially, to greater amount quantitatively and for a longer period in terms of time. Second, that unfortunately this violence has been supported by certain great powers through various methods and effective means."
Fourth Turning - Politicians Driving The World Towards War
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 18:30 -0500- Belgium
- Ben Bernanke
- Ben Bernanke
- China
- Eastern Europe
- France
- Germany
- Glass Steagall
- Global Warming
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- India
- Iran
- Israel
- Japan
- KIM
- Main Street
- Middle East
- National Debt
- Obamacare
- Poland
- ratings
- Real estate
- Reality
- Recession
- recovery
- Saudi Arabia
- SPY
- SWIFT
- TARP
- Turkey
- Ukraine
- Unemployment
- Washington D.C.
- White House
Americans today are blissfully distracted by their iGadgets, plotting out their holiday shopping strategies, leasing new cars, eating out, and buying advance tickets to the new Star Wars movie. They don’t see the wicked winter squalls ahead which will try their souls. We are experiencing the lull before the storms, but the storms are surely coming. The potential for catastrophe is high and burying our heads in the sand is not a strategy.
Obama Signs Defense Bill Authorizing $500 Million More In Aid To "Moderate" Syrian Rebels
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 18:14 -0500It's no secret that the US has played an outsized role in facilitating Syria's five-year civil war by funneling money and guns to a hodgepodge of opposition groups. It's also no secret that The Pentagon's latest "train and equip" program was a disaster of epic proportions. But rest assured, if Washington can make it worse, Washington will make it worse, which is why we weren't surprised that the 2016 NDAA authorizes more taxpayer money for the funding of "moderate" Syrian rebels.
Bush Vs. Obama - The Cartoon
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 18:00 -0500Speak softly and carry a big stick?
14,000 Refugees Due For Deportation From Sweden Have Vanished: "We Simply Do Not Know Where They Are"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 17:29 -0500Over half of all the illegal migrants slated for deportation in Sweden have mysteriously disappeared. The National Border Police Section reports that of the 21,748 individuals due to be sent home after their asylum applications were turned down, a whopping 14,140 have simply vanished off the police radar. "We simply do not know where they are”, said a spokesman for the local police.
Black Friday Total Sales Crash 10% (Despite Rise In Online Spend)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 17:00 -0500We can hear the mainstream media now - "Great News Everyone!! The American consumer is back" - online sales on Black Friday rose 10% to $1.7 billion which ComScore says shows "strong spending." The only problem is - which we suspect will be oddly missing from the mainstream narrative, as ShopperTrak reports total sales on Black Friday crashed 10% to $10.4 billion. While blame has been placed on early opening on Thanksgiving, that is false too since spending on that day also plunged 10%. So, the sales news is unequivocally bad - which is hardly surprising given the collapse in consumer confidence.
Inside The ISIS Propaganda Machine: An Up-Close Look At A Militant Media Strategy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 16:30 -0500Paris Is Prologue
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 16:00 -0500- Belgium
- Borrowing Costs
- China
- Consumer Sentiment
- European Central Bank
- European Union
- Eurozone
- Federal Reserve
- France
- Germany
- Global Economy
- Greece
- HIGHER UNEMPLOYMENT
- Hungary
- International Monetary Fund
- Iran
- Iraq
- Italy
- Japan
- Middle East
- national security
- Netherlands
- New Normal
- Poland
- Portugal
- Quantitative Easing
- Recession
- Slovakia
- Turkey
- Unemployment
The recent attacks in Paris evoke strong emotions for many people, but investors need to look through those feelings to the short, medium, and long-term implications. We believe Paris may mark an important turning point for Europe and the global business cycle... but for different reasons than you may think. There is a chance that the slow disintegration of Europe will drive more capital onto US shores, boosting valuations and fueling a blow-off top in the US equity market; but beware global shocks and take any rally as a chance to get defensive.
Greek Prime Minister Joins Diplomatic Scandal Between Russia And Turkey With 4 Tweets
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 15:51 -0500
EU Reaches Deal With Turkey, Will Pay €3 Billion To Stem Refugee Outflow But Not Everyone Wants To Pay Up
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 15:37 -0500As previewed earlier today, moments ago the EU and Turkey reached a deal in which Europe would give Erdogan another €3 billion to be embezzled accordingly (perhaps to buy more tankers for Erdogan's son with which to ferry ISIS oil, or to build a new annex for his palace, or just to recycle the money and purchase even more F-16s from the US), in exchange for which Turkey would promise to close its borders to millions of outpouring Syrian refugees and agree to accept deported refugees already located in Europe.
December 16th: A Date Which Will Live On In Monetary Infamy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 15:00 -0500So now, here we are in the lull just as we were before that Sept. meeting, And what is happening this time? Well, don’t look now, but there indeed looks to be trouble brewing on the global stage (or should I say “international developments”) that could turn out to be just as big of a headache to the Fed’s reasoning’s on whether or not to “just do it.” Just one of those issues is – once again: China.
European HIV Infections Hit Record High, CDC Blames "Migrants And Refugees"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 13:50 -0500The number of newly diagnosed HIV cases in Europe has hit an all-time high of 142,000, according to The World Health Organization. "Despite all the efforts to fight the disease," WHO officials note that the rise of the epidemic is primarily attributed to Eastern Europe, where new diagnoses have more than doubled. But it is comments from European Centre for Disease Prevention Control acting director Andrea Ammon that raised a number of witch-huntery eye-brows when she explained migrants and refugees were at a high risk of infection after they arrived in Europe, because social exclusion made them more likely to engage in risky behavior.
"It Is All Rather Scary" - Chinese Debt Snowball Gaining Momentum
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/29/2015 13:15 -0500Financial crises can happen quickly, like the bursting of the tech stock bubble in early 2000, or slowly, like the late-1980s junk bond bust. The shape of the crash depends mostly on the asset in question: Equities can plunge literally overnight, while bonds and bank loans can take a while to reach critical mass. China’s bursting bubble is of the second type. "If, as seems likely, the government has succeeded in getting funding to higher risk sectors by relaxing bond approvals," wrote Christopher Wood of brokerage CLSA in a recent note, "it is all rather scary, given the regulatory failures exposed by the A share boom-bust cycle."



