Archive - Dec 17, 2015 - Story
How The Fed Just Launched The Next Bear Market: BofA's Unexpected Conclusion In 8 Charts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 17:10 -0500"Rising rates and falling profits are not a good combination for asset prices, so we will turn sellers of risk in early 2016."
Time For A Rate Cut? Dollar Surge Sparks Stocks, Credit, Crude Purge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 16:35 -05003 Things: Tick-Tocks, Stocks, & Shocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 16:30 -0500Please meet the “worst economic forecasters” ever. And while the mainstream media quickly laps up the optimistic outlook of the Fed, you might want to consider their own record of forecasts when making long-term investment bets. Based on statistical history combined with the current underpinnings in the market, the outlook really isn’t as bright as Ms. Yellen suggests.
WTF Headline Of The Day: Saudi Millionaire Edition
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 16:30 -0500
Thai Man Faces 37 Years In Prison For "Insulting" the King's Dog
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 15:30 -0500In America, we often joke that what we post on the internet might land us in prison, but for the time being - though perhaps not for long - we are generally safe to say what we like about the government. We worry mostly only about the “slap on the wrist” of probably being placed on a watch list. A man in Thailand, however, faces 37 years in prison for criticizing the king’s dog on the internet, as well as allegedly insulting the monarchy.
The DSKing Of Christine Lagarde: Someone Wants To Eliminate The Head Of The IMF
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 15:14 -0500A French court ordered the orange-skinned IMF head to finally face trial over her alleged role in the Tapie payout scandal. What is most unexpected about this outcome is that France's top prosecutor had recommended in September that investigations against Lagarde in the case be dropped.
US Defense Secretary Used Private E-Mail To Conduct Government Business For Months
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 14:50 -0500“After reviewing his email practices earlier this year, the secretary believes that his previous, occasional use of personal email for work-related business, even for routine administrative issues and backed up to his official account, was a mistake."
The US Knows Where ISIS Videos Are Produced - But Does Nothing About It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 14:10 -0500"Obviously, if we know where they’re producing the propaganda, we should be doing everything we can to destroy their facilities."
Yes, "obviously."
"Just Wait For The Bankruptcies" - The Latest Market That "Is In Real Trouble"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 13:50 -0500Natural-gas fell to the lowest ever inflation-adjusted price in its history of NYMEX trading on Wednesday as extremely warm weather continues to limit demand. As we recently explained, the glut in nattie is worse than that facing the crude complex, and while the glut in oil is expected to continue for the next year or so before balancing in late 2016, the pain for liquefied natural gas (LNG) could be just beginning. As one trader warned "this market is in real trouble...just wait for the bankruptcies."
In First Post-Hike Reverse Repo, Fed Removes $105Bn Liquidity From 49 Banks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 13:35 -0500In what appears to be an orderly process, The NY Fed's first Reverse Repo operation since The FOMC 'raised' rates released $105.185 billion of Treasury collateral to 49 banks at a rate 25bps, draining the same amount of system liquidity. This is being greeted as good news by many as no major disprutions appear to have occurred... aside from, of course, a 6bps plunge in long-end bond yields, 250 point drop in The Dow, and notable weakness in high-yield bonds. While some had feared up to $1 trillion would need to be withdrawn to achieve The Fed's goals, the size of this initial RRP suggests there is considerably less excess liquidty in the system than many would believe... indicating a notably more fragile system than we are being led to believe.
Treason! Lawmaker Discovers It's Bad Idea To Accuse Erdogan Of Supplying Sarin Gas To ISIS
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 13:30 -0500Eren Erdem, the Turkish opposition lawmaker who says ISIS obtained deadly sarin gas from Turkey and who also claims to have proof of Erdogan's role in Islamic State's lucrative oil smuggling business is now under investigation for treason. Just another day in Erdogan's thriving, NATO-backed democracy.
Shorting The Short-Sellers - Bearish Bets Soar On Loeb, Einhorn Firms
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 13:10 -0500Cynical short-sellers are targeting some of Wall Street's most famous short-sellers. Amid plunges in the stock prices of David Einhorn's Greenlight Capital and Dan Loeb's Third Point reinsurance entities, Bloomberg reports that bearish investors have piled in pushing short interest (as a percent of shares outstanding) to its highest since 2009.
"In Short Janet, It's Too Late" - Albert Edwards Calls It With These Seven Charts
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 12:59 -0500"The party's over and bond investors who always tend to be more sober types, realize this and have headed for the exits whereas equity investors are so intoxicated they haven't realized that the music has stopped. Equity investors are still gyrating around the dance floor - just as in 1999 and 2007... I believe the Yellen Fed will soon be treated with the same contempt the Greenspan Fed was in the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis. And they will deserve it."
Coming To America?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 12:50 -0500Sweden is in shambles (as we detailed here and here), but the latest escalation in terrorist-related threats to the refugee-protecting nation. As The Express reports, Sweden is now on lockdown after crazed Islamic State (ISIS) jihadis sent letters to European civilians ordering them to convert to Islam within three days or face being decapitated in their own homes. The chilling letters pledged to then "bomb your rotten corpses afterwards."
Putin 'Endorses' "Absolute Leader" Trump As Colorful, Talented Guy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/17/2015 12:23 -0500“He’s a really brilliant and talented person, without any doubt. It’s not our job to judge his qualities, that’s a job for American voters, but he’s the absolute leader in the presidential race.”



