Archive - Dec 2015 - Story
December 24th
How Turkey's Erdogan "Risks The Destruction Of The Country"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 15:10 -0500"Erdogan's adventurism has been quite successful so far, but it amounts to an extraordinary departure for Turkish foreign policy, and maybe even risks the destruction of the country. How on earth could this happen? The background is an inferiority complex, and megalomania."
Coming To America? Somalia, Brunei Ban Christmas To Avoid Damage To Muslim Faith
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 14:35 -0500The governments of both Somalia and Brunei have prohibited public festivities celebrating Christmas saying that they could damage the Muslim faith. Of course, as we saw yesterday, this kind of suppressive, micro-aggression is already here in America (at Cornell University) but while Mistletoe and crosses are banned here, Brunei's Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah has banned "hats or clothes that resemble Santa Claus," fearing they could "provoke al-Shabab to carry out attacks." No, this is not from The Onion.
Dozens Killed In Huge Nigeria Gas Plant Explosion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 14:15 -0500A massive explosion has occurred at an industrial gas plant (owned by Inter Corp Oil) in the southeastern Nigeria town of Nnewi. Local media reports the blast occurred while a truck was discharging its contents, and the ensuing fireball has left over 100 people burned to death.
Faltering Faith, Losing Hope, & Rising Charity - 15 Striking Findings From 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 14:00 -0500Every year, Pew Research Center looks back at the most memorable facts that illustrate important trends shaping our world. From faltering faith in government to the decline of Christians in America and from increased racial tensions to the shrinking American middle-class, here are some of our most striking findings of 2015.
Best "Santa Rally" In 4 Years Ends With Lump Of Coal
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 13:38 -0500Has The Great Carry Unwind Arrived: Yen Surges After Warning USDJPY 100 Coming
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 13:33 -0500Goldman, Decembert 20, 2015: "We think the BoJ is closer to easing further to attempt to achieve a successful reflation than it is to giving up altogether, and so we continue to expect $/JPY higher. We recommend being long $/JPY as part of our 2016 top trade recommendation (along with short EUR/$) and forecast $/JPY at 130 in 12 months"... Three days later, the USDJPY is 100 pips lower.
2015 Year In Review (In 1 Cartoon)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 12:35 -0500Presented with no comment...
When To Buy Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 12:15 -0500Here’s an early Christmas present. It’s nothing new. And we didn’t spend a lot of money on it. But it’s the thought that counts. Here goes... When you go to buy a stock, you might ask yourself: Is this stock likely to go up? But that’s the wrong question. You don’t know whether it will go up or not. No point pretending. The right question: Has this stock gone down enough?
The Real Reason Behind The Santa Rally
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 11:58 -0500Over the past 20 years, there's been an 87% correlation between S&P performance in 4Q and Holiday Sales. As of right now, the S&P in Dec is now on track to be up - a few days ago it wasn't. Furthermore, the S&P is now up +5.5% above its Sep average. If it holds there, the 20-year regression line below suggests that Holiday Sales will be up +5.4%.
Why The Fed Will Never Succeed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 11:35 -0500The Fed will never succeed in its attempt to manage inflation and unemployment by varying interest rates. This is because it and its economists do not accept the relationship between, on one side, the money it creates and the bank credit its commercial banks issue out of thin air, and on the other the disruption unsound money causes in the economy. This has been going on since the Fed was created, which makes the question as to whether the Fed was right to raise interest rates recently irrelevant.
Zimbabwe Becomes Beijing's First African Colony With Adoption Of Chinese Yuan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 11:13 -0500On Monday, Zimbabwe announced that this small, economically devastated country would officially make the Chinese Yuan its legal tender as it seeks to increase trade with Beijing. In exchange for becoming not only a military but also financial colony of China, $40 million of its debts to Beijing would be canceled. China was delighted it cost it only a $40 million debt write off to acquire its first official African colony.
Japan To Restart Several Nuclear Plants, But Opposition Is Fierce
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 10:50 -0500This won't end well... On Tuesday, Gov. Issei Nishikawa approved the restart of the No. 3 and No. 4 reactors at the plant in Fukui on the Sea of Japan, defying an injunction by the prefecture’s District Court that had been sought by residents living within about 60 miles of the nuclear facility.
In Bizarre Alliance, Russia Teams With The Taliban In ISIS Fight
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 10:25 -0500The fight against ISIS makes for some strange bedfellows. “The Taliban interest objectively coincides with ours. We've already said earlier that we and the Taliban have channels for exchanging information."
Swoosh! Nike Nears Correction - Plunges 9.5% From Post-Earnings Highs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 10:21 -0500"Great" earnings (ex-FX of course) and an "appealing to a broader retail audience" stock split? Recipe for awesomeness, right? Wrong! Nike is now down almost 10% from its post-earnings peak...
If We Don't Change The Way Money Is Created & Distributed, We Change Nothing
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 10:02 -0500If the money creation/distribution system isn't transformed, "reform" is nothing more than ineffectual policy tweaks that offer do-gooders the illusion of progress. The only real solution in my view is to create and distribute money at the base of the pyramid rather than to those in the top of the pyramid.



