Archive - Jan 2015 - Story
January 5th
Behold The "Cheap Gas" Spending Surge: $1 More Per Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 14:54 -0500For all the endless media buzz pitching the bullish spin of plunging gas prices, namely that while crude capex spending and energy company earnings are both crashing, high-paying shale jobs are about to suffer pervasive layoffs and energy HY bonds are entering mass default territory leading to who knows what unexpected downstream effects, the average US consumer will spend substantially more to offset all the adverse side-effects of the plunging oil price. Or rather, was supposed to spend more. Because as Gallup finds, this did not happen. Here is what did happen.
29-Year-Old Russian Hedge Fund CEO "Just Disappeared" With $20 Million
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 14:28 -0500Blackfield Capital CJSC was one of Moscow’s hottest hedge funds, hosting glitzy parties and embarking on ambitious plans to expand to the U.S. The firm’s founder in 2013 even rented a Manhattan apartment for a record-setting price, and bought a $300,000 sports car; but now, as WSJ reports, 29-year-old Kim Karapetyan "just disappeared" leaving the staff of 50 stunned and making off with some $20 million in investor cash...
Cognitive Dissonance For Bulls & Bears
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 14:05 -0500"It’s difficult to entertain both current 'realities' at once. One must simultaneously hold in mind reckless yield-seeking speculation, hypervaluation that rivals the 1929 and 2000 equity market peaks (see Yes, This is an Equity Bubble), zero interest rates, low prospective long-term returns all around, and persistent malinvestment that poses increasing systemic risks for the entire global economy, plus one fact that encourages us to forget it all: prices have been going up. Cognitive dissonance tempts us to reconcile this tension by ignoring one part of the story or another."
2014 Hedge Fund Hall Of Fame: The 100 Best-Performing Hedge Funds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 13:40 -0500
US Rig Count Continues To Plunge To 10-Month Lows
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 13:21 -0500Just as T.Boone Pickens warned, watching the US Rig Count is key to comprehending the looming crisis in oil. The last 4 weeks alone have seen a drop of over 100 rigs - the 2nd fastest slide since 2001 in percentage terms. This is the worst December to January since 2008/9. As Pickens noted, "demand is down" - "lower demand is the main driver" - "rig count is gonna fall - drop 500 rigs in next 6-9 months"
Financial Fears Send Dow Down Over 500 Points From New Year's Highs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 13:01 -0500The Dow Industrials Index is down over 600 points from its 18,051 (futures) intraday record high on Boxing Day (12/26/14). Today's 275 point drop below 17,450 is now over 500 points lower than the New Year's Eve highs as energy (oil plunge gravity) and financial (oil exposure, low rates, counterparty risk) names catch back to gravity.
Blackstone's Byron Wien Unveils 10 Surprises (Non-Predictions) For 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 12:11 -0500While the predictions of Blackstone's Byron Wien (born in 1933) have been all over the place in the last few years, they nevertheless provide some color on just what the mainstream does not believe... This is the 30th year Byron has given his views on a number of economic, financial market and political surprises for the coming year. From "our luck running out on cyberterrorism" to "shock and awe no longer working in Japan", Wien's non-predictions range from The Fed to China and from Oil to Hillary Clinton...
Monday Humor? Washington Begins Most Expensive "Jobs-For-Unskilled Workers" Program Ever
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 11:56 -0500"Sixty-four unskilled workers will report to new jobs in Washington, D.C. on Tuesday as part of a federal jobs program that provides employment for people unable to find productive work elsewhere... The new hires, who have no talents or abilities that would make them employable in most workplaces, will be earning a first-year salary of $174,000...Expensive as this program is, it is much better to have these people in jobs than out on the street."
"There Is Moar Blood" WTI Crude Plunges Into The $40s
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 11:30 -0500WTI crude oil prices are now down almost 55% from the June highs, the impossible just happened... WTI Crude broke into the $40s... the 6-month plunge is the largest since the pre-Lehman plunge and 2nd biggest plunge in 28 years.
10% Of Morgan Stanley High Net Worth Clients Just Had Their Data Stolen
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 11:17 -0500In what can only be described as a puiblic relations disaster, Morgan Stanley has just admitted that an employee (former) had stolen partial client data for around 900 high net worth Wealth Management clients and briefly posted it on the internet. Overall, around 10% of all the accounts (as Bloomberg reports - 350,000 wealth-management clients) data was stolen. While social security numbers and bank account data was not released, we can only imagine the anxiety-ridden outflows the firm will suffer from this security breach.
Top Five Factors Affecting Oil Prices In 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 10:35 -05002014 proved to be a momentous one for the oil markets, having seen prices cut in half in just six months. The big question is what oil prices will do in 2015.
It is anybody’s guess, but here are the top five variables that will determine the trajectory of oil prices over the next 12 months, in no particular order.
Goldman's Modest Proposal: It May Be Time To Break Up JPMorgan
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 10:07 -0500Back in 2008, Goldman got rid of not one but two main competitors when first Bear and then Lehman quietly went into that good night when a Goldman-controlled Fed refused to bail these banks out, in the process unleashing the biggest taxpayer-funded, and still ongoing, wealth transfer to bank executives in history. 7 years later, banks have proven surprisingly resilient to the massive commodity deflationary impulse even as the global growth is slowing to a pace not seen since the events in 2008, which is why Goldman decided it is time to take matters into its own hands with what may be the most "modest proposal" of the day, if not year: it may be time for JPM to break itself up voluntarily... a process Goldman (and its bonus-receiving employees, not to mention shareholders) would endorse wholeheartedly as it would remove its biggest and most connected competitor in the US financial landscape today.
What Goes Irrationally Up, Must Come Down
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 09:59 -0500While Bob Pisani last week told the world that he was "encouraged" by the decoupling of energy-related stocks from their basic raw material oil prices, today's rational response to fresh 5-year-lows in crude oil prices would suggest the 'most important thing' is to be "discouraged." Just how long did 'investors' think energy stocks and crude could remain decoupled... as the post-FOMC Yellen squeeze is erased rapidly...
Stocks & Crude Drop, Bonds & Bullion Pop, Gold Tops $1200
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 09:44 -0500The ubiquitous opening ramp into the US equity open has given way rapidly and stocks are testing earlier lows - along with WTI Crude (as energy stocks lead the way lower). Silver is surging higher (up almost 3%) and Gold is back above $1200. USDJPY broke below 120.00 and is weighing heavy on stocks broadly. So much for the Santa Rally..
Did The United Arab Emirates Just Declare War On Greece?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/05/2015 09:25 -0500Just over 4 months ago, the US was furious as the "mysterious" bloc launching bombing raids on Libya was identified as consisting of Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Egypt. This weekend saw another "mysterious" bombing raid, but as AP reports, this time it was not on Libya directly but on a Greek-owned tanker ship at the eastern Libyan port of Darna (killing 2 sailors). The Greeks have strongly condemned this "unprovoked and cowardly" act and are taking all necessary steps to identify and punish the perpetrators. One can't help but wonder, if the Saudi/UAE bloc is doing everything in its power to eliminate all competition: from Russia to Venezuela to US shale; why not anyone transacting with a bunch of Libyan terrorists?


