Archive - Mar 18, 2015 - Story
US Air Force Veteran Indicted For Searching The Web and Traveling To Turkey With iPod
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 16:12 -0500As the Dept. Of Justice reports, a joint effort by the FBI and several New Jersey police departments has culminated in the indictment of US Air Force veteran Tairod Nathan Webster Pugh who “allegedly” pulled the terrorist trifecta by first accessing the internet and then traveling from Egypt to Turkey with an iPod and a picture of a machine gun.
Fed Growth Cut Unleashes Panic Buying Of Everything; Dollar Plunges Most Since 2009
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 16:05 -0500It's Happening - More US Allies Join The Anti-Dollar Alliance
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 15:45 -0500The United States government just went from “Please, baby, don’t leave me,” to frustrated threats and whining. After the UK announced it will join new China-led Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank (AIIB) as a founding member late last week, Germany, France and Italy decided yesterday to follow Britain’s lead and join as well. Welcome to the beginning of the end of the US dollar’s domination. It’s happening.
Ben Bernanke Was Right: "No Rate Normalization During My Lifetime"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 14:27 -0500"At least one guest left a New York restaurant with the impression Bernanke, 60, does not expect the federal funds rate, the Fed's main benchmark interest rate, to rise back to its long-term average of around 4 percent in Bernanke's lifetime. "Shocking when he said this," the guest scribbled in his notes. "Is that really true?" he scribbled at another point, according to the notes reviewed by Reuters."
Goldman's FOMC Post-Mortem - "More Dovish Than Expected" But Hike Coming In September
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 14:19 -0500The March FOMC statement and projections suggested that September rather than June appears to be the most likely date for the first hike of the fed funds rate. Although the change to the "patient" forward guidance was close to expectations, the shift in the "dot plot" was most consistent with two rather than three 25 basis point hikes to the target range occurring in 2015. In addition, changes to the Committee's economic assessment were a bit more dovish.
Yellen Admits "Market Valuations Are On The High Side", Adds "No Comment" On Biotech, Social Media Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 14:12 -0500With a firm "no comment" Janet Yellen shied away from burstng the bubble in "extremely stretched" Biotech and Social Media stocks, but was forced to admit that "overall measures of equity valluations are on the high side." Then, rather oddly, she notes that The Fed sees unusually low spreads in corporate bond markets... which is odd since they have actually widened dramatically in the last year or so, perhaps signalling just how "high" valuations are in stocks...
Was This Morning's VIX Flash-Crash More "Signal" Than Noise?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 13:51 -0500Who knows?
Janet Yellen Explains That Losing "Patience" Does Not Mean She Lost Patience - Live Webcast
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 13:25 -0500Having created quite a storm with her statement, it is time for Fed Chair Janet Yellen's press conference to confirm that nothing's changed, USD strength is a 'net positive', there are no bubbles (apart from in bonds, which you should sell...), and any economic weakness/crash is merely transitory and weather-based...
FOMC Reaction: Buy Stocks, Buy Bonds, Buy Gold, Buy Crude Oil, Sell Dollars
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 13:16 -0500"Moar Trade" On... 10Y under 2.00%, Gold Spiking...
"Flexible" Fed Loses "Patience"; Cuts Growth, Inflation Forecasts: Redline Comparison
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 13:01 -0500Evan as The "boxed-in" Fed nears the vinegar strokes of its easing cycle, today's statement continued to offer something for everyone (hawks, doves, bulls, & bears) to hold onto:
- *FED DROPS PATIENT STANCE ON INTEREST-RATE RISE GUIDANCE (hawk)
- *FED SAYS ECONOMY `HAS MODERATED SOMEWHAT,' JOB MARKET IMPROVED (dove)
- *FED SEES 2015 GDP GROWTH OF 2.3%-2.7% VS 2.6%-3% DEC. EST. (dove)
- *FED WANTS TO BE `REASONABLY CONFIDENT' ON INFLATION FOR LIFTOFF (hawk)
So, despite previous Fed promises, we have seen dismal macro data, no consumption gain from low gas prices, and USD strength headwinds; and yet, as they shift growth expectations in their dot plot, we're supposed to believe that. The bottom line: Fed to Markets: "you're on your own"-ish: undertainty is back. Full redline below...
Pre-FOMC: S&P Futs 2059, EUR 1.0650, 10Y 2.05%, Gold $1152
The Only FOMC Preview You Need To Trade Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 12:48 -0500We're gonna need moar words!!
Liquidity Alert - Treasury Market Depth Hits New Low Ahead Of FOMC
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 12:37 -0500Treasury market liquidity just fell to its lowest since 2013...
How Far Will The Euro Fall?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 11:57 -0500What can strike a balance between the opposing forces operating on the euro-dollar exchange rate? No one can say for sure, but one thing is certain: Whereas the profits from playing transatlantic interest-rate differentials may run to 1% or 2% per year, investors can easily lose that amount in a single day – or even an hour – by buying the wrong currency when the trend turns. As we know from decades of Japanese and Swiss experience, selling a low-interest-rate currency simply to chase higher US yields is often a costly mistake.
ECB Prepares For Grexit, Anticipates 95% Loss On Greek Debt
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 11:47 -0500Dear Greek readers: the writing is now on the wall, and it is in very clear 48-point, double bold, and underlined font: when the ECB "leaks" that it is modelling a Grexit, something Draghi lied about over and over in 2012 and directly in our face too, take it seriously, because it is time to start planning about what happens on "the day after." And incidentally to all those curious what the fair value of peripheral European bonds is excluding ECB backstops, the ECB has a handy back of the envelope calculation: a 95% loss.
European Bond Risk Spikes Most Since 2011 As "Graccident" Looms
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/18/2015 11:43 -0500Despite the constant blather of how cheap European stocks are (they are not) and how Draghi's QE will create something positive (priced in?), the last 2 days have seen Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese bond risk explode higher. The 20%-plus surge in bond spreads is the biggest since the beginning of the EU crisis in 2011 as Grexit fears (and redenonimation risks) continue to spread.



