Archive - Mar 23, 2015 - Story
There Goes The Shale M&A Bid - Whiting Petroleum Finds 'No Buyer', Forced To Issue Massive Secondary
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 16:54 -0500TINA - There Is No Alternative... except when it comes to energy stocks. Having been exuberantly chased brioefly after announcing it was looking for a buyer - fueling further excitement about a low-oil-price-driven Shale firm M&A boom - Whiting Petroleum appears to have found no buyer as it prepares for a massive 35 million share secondary dilution (and almost $2bn of new debt). We wonder - have they tried Kickstarter?
The Moment When The San Francisco Fed Finally Figures Out What "Debt" Is
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 16:33 -0500
"Leverage is risky. Purchasing assets with borrowed money can amplify small movements in prices into extraordinary gains or crippling losses, even default."
- San Fran Fed
"Revolution, War, Taxes" - The Complete Paul Tudor Jones Speech
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 16:30 -0500Paul Tudor Jones ruffled more than a few feathers last week when he warned first that "we're in the middle of a disastrous market mania," and second he explained that "this gap between the 1 percent and the rest of America, and between the US and the rest of the world, cannot and will not persist," concluding that "historically, these kinds of gaps get closed in one of three ways: by revolution, higher taxes or wars. None are on my bucket list." His thesis is simple and profound as the following full speech shows...
Dollar-Dump, Biotech-Bruising , & Rail-Rout, Ruins Record Run In Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 15:05 -0500The Difference Between Obama & GOP Budgets (Summarized In 1 Cartoon)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 14:52 -0500One man's fantasy is another man's facts...
First Oil, Now Shale Gas Set To Crash Amid "Orgy Of Over-Production"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 14:29 -0500Spending cuts for oil-directed drilling have dominated first quarter 2015 energy news but rig counts for shale gas drilling are too high. Investors should pay attention to this growing problem. Bank of America fears sub-$2 gas prices now that winter heating worries are over. Low natural gas prices affect the economics for gas-rich oil production in the Eagle Ford Shale and Permian basin plays as well as for the shale gas plays. Meanwhile, an orgy of over-production is taking place in the Marcellus Shale... Investors should carefully examine why shale gas players have not reduced rig counts more. Continued drilling in the Marcellus will crush natural gas prices further.
Cypriots Stone Bank of Cyprus On "Depositor Haircut" Anniversary
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 13:46 -0500Cypriots celebrate the bail in anniversary...
WTF WTI Moment Of The Day: Crude Surges Over $47.50 On Ubiquitous NYMEX Close Melt-Up
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 13:34 -0500Presented with no comment aside from WTF!
Kunstler: "We Are The Michael Brown Among Nations"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 13:19 -0500We begin to understand why the death of Ferguson, Mo, teen Michael Brown sent such shock waves through America last year. He truly symbolized our country: an overgrown, oafish, wannabe thug making one bad choice after another until his final, suicidal lurch against authority — followed by all the exculpatory lying on his behalf: the “gentle giant,” hands up, don’t shoot! This is exactly how America acts on the world stage these days. We are the Michael Brown among nations, high on exceptionalism, stoned on entitlement, swaggering moronically from one place to another grabbing what we feel like, smashing things up as we go.
Rats And Sinking Ships: Chairman Of Greek Bank Rescue Fund Resigns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 13:05 -0500With "The objective of the Hellenic Financial Stability Fund is to contribute to the maintenance of the stability of the Greek banking system, for the sake of public interest," it appears the Fund's Chairman has decided to add some instability and leave the sinking ship:
- *GREEK BANK RECAPITALIZATION FUND CHAIRMAN RESIGNS: STATEMENT
Ironic (or coincidental) timing as Draghi proclaims he is not blackmailing Greece and Merkel says "Nein" to more liquidity.
Merkel/Tsipras "Get Rid Of Stereotypes" Press Conference - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 12:40 -0500The future of Europe being decided?
*'WE WANT GREECE TO BE ECONOMICALLY STRONG,' MERKEL SAYS SHE IS SEEKING TRUSTFUL COOPERATION WITH TSIPRAS
*TSIPRAS: GREEK BAILOUT INCREASED SOCIAL INEQUALITY
*TSIPRAS: GREEK ECONOMY NEEDS BAILOUT DISBURSEMENT (please?)
*MERKEL SAYS SHE CAN'T 'OFFER ANY LIQUIDITY' ON HER OWN (nein!)
Trannies Tumble: Erase All Post-FOMC Gains
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 12:12 -0500Spot the odd one out...
Is The Fed Still Fabricating Loan Creation Data? Bank Of America Would Like To Know
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 11:52 -0500As the chart below shows, there very dramatic, and very glaring discrepancy between what BofA started experiencing one year ago (when we first noted it) when it comes to loan creation, and what the Fed represents every Friday in its weekly H.8 statement, has never been greater!
Don't Show Stanley Fischer This Chart
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/23/2015 11:32 -0500Careful to follow the status quo's meme, Fed vice-Chair Stanley Fischer just uttered the following...
FISCHER SAYS DOLLAR'S RISE ALSO REFLECTS RELATIVE U.S. STRENGTH
Which is odd because a) Jim Bullard said this morning that it was ECB QE that was responsible for the strong dollar; and b) US growth expectations have collapsed as the USD soared. Don't show him this chart...




