Archive - Apr 2015 - Story
The Committee To Destroy The World
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 18:01 -0500- Bank of Japan
- Bond
- Central Banks
- Chicago PMI
- default
- European Central Bank
- Fail
- Federal Reserve
- France
- Global Economy
- Greece
- Home Equity
- Hyman Minsky
- Insurance Companies
- Irrational Exuberance
- Janet Yellen
- Japan
- New Normal
- None
- Rating Agency
- Ray Dalio
- Reality
- Recession
- recovery
- TrimTabs
- Unemployment
- Volatility
- Washington D.C.
Now we can see the real tragedy of negative interest rates: they not only have the perverse effect of reversing the flow of time, but they demonstrate that borrowers are not acting with the good faith incentives normally associated with someone who needs money. Rather than paying forward, borrowers are paying backwards because they are effectively trying to return something they don’t want. Such an arrangement renders it impossible for an economy to grow. By destroying the temporal and moral structure of money, negative interest rates destroy the economy. When tomorrow cannot be paid, the current regime must fail. The only question to be determined is the form that failure will assume. This may sound like philosophy but it is cold, hard reality.
Companies Go All-In Before Rate Hike, Issue Record Debt In Q1
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 17:30 -0500Not only did Q1 mark a record quarter for issuance, March supply also hit a record at $143 billion, tying the total put up in May of 2008. It should come as no surprise that Q1 was a banner quarter for corporate debt issuance as struggling oil producers tapped HY markets to stay afloat and companies scrambled to max out the stock-buyback-via-balance-sheet re-leveraging play before the Fed hike rates.
The Two Most Important Numbers Of The First Quarter
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 17:00 -0500Now that the Atlanta Fed has determined that the US economy did not grow in the first quarter of the year - because, well, it snowed - even though said snow did not prevent the US from raking up $100 billion in public debt through March 30 (and likely much more, however since the US has again hit its debt ceiling we won't know the real level of US debt until some time in October), we can formally summarize the two most important changes in the US economy in the first three months of the year. Here they are.
Iceland Stuns Banks: Plans To Take Back The Power To Create Money
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 16:00 -0500Who knew that the revolution would start with those radical Icelanders? It does, though. One Frosti Sigurjonsson, a lawmaker from the ruling Progress Party, issued a report today that suggests taking the power to create money away from commercial banks, and hand it to the central bank and, ultimately, Parliament.
Bad News Is Good: Companies Issuing Positive Guidance Lowest Since 2006
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 15:30 -0500For Q1 2015, only 16 companies issued positive EPS guidance, the lowest count in nearly a decade and not only do investors seemingly not care, they have, in their infinite wisdom, bid up shares by nearly 2%!
Goodbye FICO, Hello FAKE-O: Behold The Banks' Brilliant "Plan" To Lend To Deadbeats
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 15:15 -0500When gaming the old score wasn't sufficient to expand the pool of elligible borrowers, creativity was necessary. The result: an entirely new score is born...
'Mysterious' Last-Second Buying-Panic Saves S&P From Red Close For 2015
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 15:10 -0500"Market" Hits A New Low: Algos Fall For An April Fool's Joke, Send TSLA Surging On Massive Volume
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 15:02 -0500One just has to laugh at this point.
"Wall Street Chief Economists" Explained For Dummies
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 14:45 -0500
5 Truly Crazy Assertions From Jamie Dimon's Barron's Cover Story
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 14:20 -0500- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- Bernard Madoff
- Citigroup
- Copper
- Crude
- Crude Oil
- Fail
- Federal Reserve
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- Jamie Dimon
- Jim Cramer
- Jonathan Swift
- JPMorgan Chase
- Morgan Stanley
- Natural Gas
- New York Times
- Precious Metals
- Reality
- SWIFT
- Treasury Department
- Wall Street Journal
- Wells Fargo
Barron’s should have published its gushing cover story on Jamie Dimon’s stewardship of JPMorgan today – as an April Fool’s joke.
4 Dead In Pemex Oil Platform Explosion, Hundreds Evacuated
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 13:49 -0500
For First Time In History, California Governor Orders Mandatory Water Cuts Amid "Unprecedented, Dangerous Situation"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 13:32 -0500For the first time in the state's history, Governor Jerry Brown has directed the State Water Resources Control Board to implement mandatory water reductions across California, in an effort to reduce water usage by 25 percent.

The "Mysterious" Source Of Surging Demand For GM Cars, Revealed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 13:22 -0500With both channel stuffing and subprime out of the window if only for the time being, GM, whose China sales are falling off a cliff, had to come up with some urgent source of end demand. And thanks to recently disclosed data, we now know that "once a Government Motors, always a Government Motors", because just the first quarter of 2015, the average annual increase in sales to Uncle Sam, aka the Government was a whopping 24%, just about 100% higher than GM's headline rate of sales increase!
"It's Not The Weather, Stupid"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 13:05 -0500It's the debt-saturated "worst since Lehman" economy!
Central Banking Refuted In One Blog - Thanks Ben!
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/01/2015 12:47 -0500- Ben Bernanke
- Ben Bernanke
- BLS
- China
- Commercial Paper
- CPI
- Crude
- Crude Oil
- default
- Discount Window
- Excess Reserves
- Federal Reserve
- fixed
- Foreclosures
- Gambling
- Gobbledygook
- Great Depression
- Housing Bubble
- Housing Starts
- Janet Yellen
- M1
- Main Street
- Market Crash
- Meltdown
- Milton Friedman
- Money Supply
- Mortgage Loans
- Open Market Operations
- Reality
- Recession
- Sears
- Unemployment
- White House
- Yield Curve
Blogger Ben’s work is already done. In his very first substantive post as a civilian he gave away all the secrets of the monetary temple. The Bernank actually refuted the case for modern central banking in one blog. The truth is the real world of capitalism is far, far too complex and dynamic to be measured and assessed with the exactitude implied by Bernanke’s gobbledygook. In fact, what his purported necessity for choosing a rate “somewhere” actually involves is the age old problem of socialist calculation.



