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April 28th

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How BofA's Depositors Funded The Bank's "Fugazi P&L"





When we first exposed in February how yet another bank - Bank of America - has been quietly preserving the post Glass-Steagall world in which cash depositing taxpayers are on the hook for a bank's stupidity, some shrugged it off and looked to stress test to solve all the problems. However, it appears - for once - the SEC is not willing to just ignore the bank's actions. Just as JPMorgan's CIO Office, aka the London Whale, took advantage of fungible, taxpayer-insured funding in the form of excess US deposits over loans, to corner the US credit market (in what was clearly a directional prop trade); so, as WSJ reports, The SEC is investigating whether BofA broke rules designed to safeguard client accounts, potentially putting retail-brokerage funds at risk in order to generate more profits using large complex trades.

 

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Twitter Results Leaked? Revenue, Mobile Users Miss





It had been a relatively good quarter so far when it comes to leaked earnings... until moments ago when website scouring service Selerity managed to sniff out Twitter results, and they are not pretty.

 

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For-Profit College Closures: The Next Billion Dollar Taxpayer Bailout?





The sudden closure of Corinthian Colleges' remaining campuses has displaced some 16,000 students. If all of their student debt is canceled — which is possible — it will cost taxpayers more than $200 million. With the government cracking down on the for-profit education space and with nearly 90% of students at for profit-colleges dependent on loans, the demise of the for-profit model could end up costing taxpayers quite a pretty penny.

 

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Japan Proves Monetary Policy Is Nothing But Destructive





Thus, the mistaken conceit of monetarism is on full display, especially in Japan, as they boil down their efforts to substitute financial wealth for true wealth as if they could simply conjure industrious creation from nothing. And Japan is proving useful as the full and complete refutation of every facet of such a notion, even if the mainstream resists so far confessing it.

 

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Furious Baltimore Mom Offers Hope, Restores Faith In Humanity





It was all too easy to see the devastation unleashed on Baltimore last night as angry protesters showed their disgust at the police by burning, breaking, and looting their city; and give up hope for America's future. But there was a bright spot... a sign that people really do know right from wrong...

 

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Debt Pile-Up To Fuel Further Oil Price Pressure





"An 'oil-debt nexus' could create a vicious circle whereby overindebted companies pump more oil to ensure they can pay interest on their loans, adding to the current global oil glut, and further depressing energy prices," WSJ notes, citing a BIS report. The interplay between the industry's growing debt pile and falling prices is a microcosm of the deflationary dynamic that’s taking hold in the macroeconomy and that serves, in Citi's words, to destroy creative destruction, creating "zombies" along the way.

 

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How Much Work Is Compliance, Enforcement & Menial Servitude To The New Aristocracy?





It's difficult to estimate the quantity of our work devoted to data-shuffling compliance with and enforcement of perverse regulations and neofeudal menial-servitude to the top 10%, but shall we start with 40% and go from there?

 

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WTF Chart Of The Day: Over 4 Million New Chinese Trading Accounts Opened Last Week





It appears the banana-stand guy has more than a few friends...

 

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What Makes Brussels More Equal Than Everyone Else?





The European Parliament continues to surprise as the parliamentarians got to vote on raising their own paycheck (always a good idea). The best thing about the story is that not everyone voted in favor; but most did... and the numbers are stunning. Given all their failures over the last decade, why would anyone, any country, want to have these people take their decisions for them?

 

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Death Of The Middle Class: Homeownership Rate Drops To 29 Year Low As Average Rent Hits Record High





Earlier today the US Census released its latest quarterly data, which confirmed that for what is left of America's middle class, owning a home has become virtually impossible, with the homeownership rate tumbling from 64.0% to 63.7%, which is tied for the lowest historic print since the first quarter of 1986, with the only difference that then the trendline was higher. Now, as can be seen on the chart below, it isn't. At this rate, by the end of the 2015 and certainly by the end of Obama's second term, the US homeownership rate will drop to the lowest in modern US history.

 

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Government Watchdog Calls The Clinton Foundation "A Slush Fund"





"The Clinton Foundation’s finances are so messy that the nation’s most influential charity watchdog put it on its “watch list” of problematic nonprofits last month... It seems like the Clinton Foundation operates as a slush fund for the Clintons."

 

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Stocks Soar On Non-War, Bad-News-Is-Good-News V-Shaped Recovery





US equity markets have v-shape-recovered this morning after plunging on a combination of good housing data (that's bad news), weak manufacturing data and dismal consumer confidence which then was accelerated as Iran headlines smashed oil higher. All that was quickly forgiven and stocks have soared... Small Caps are now 1.5% as 'investors' panic-buy back to the highs of the day... VIX was monkey-hammered from 14.25 to back under 13.

 

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Track The Real-Time Position Of Ship Which Pentagon Says Was Seized By Iran





Those curious can track the ship alleged confiscated ship, the Tigris, in real time courtesy of Marine Traffic.

 

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Biotech Bubble Breaking Bad: 10% "Correction" To 1-Month Lows





It took 25 days to recover, and 2 days to lose all the exuberance that was 'well-deserved' and M&A-boom-driven, according to analysts. With a drop of over 10%, Biotechs are officialy in 'correction' and falling on heavy volume...

 
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