Archive - May 12, 2015 - Story
The Potatoes Of Wrath: Kerry Caption Contest
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 16:39 -0500John Kerry came, read Putin a long list of grievances that the US has with Russia's ongoing opposition to everything Obama does around the globe and prevents him from setting a unipolar global agenda, and left, but not before he handed the Russian a basket full of potatoes.
Oil Jumps Above $61 After API Shows Larger-Than-Expected Inventory Draw
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 15:40 -0500Following last week's biggest inventory draw since September 2014 of 3.88 million barrels, expectations were for a relatively small 250k draw this week (with builds in gasoline and distillates). API reported a considerably bigger than expected 2 million bbl draw (with a 827k draw from Cushing). WTI Crude has pushed up above $61 on the news.
Riddle Me This: The Difference Between Headlines And Reality
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 15:30 -0500- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- Ben Bernanke
- Ben Bernanke
- Budget Deficit
- Central Banks
- China
- Consumer Confidence
- Corporate America
- Federal Reserve
- Gallup
- Global Economy
- headlines
- Lehman
- Main Street
- Merrill
- Merrill Lynch
- Monetary Policy
- NBC
- Quantitative Easing
- Reality
- recovery
- Unemployment
- Wall Street Journal
What is extremely clear is that there is something amiss with the statistical headline employment and economic data. While there are indeed pockets of improvement, which should be expected following a recessionary contraction, there is a lack of widespread recovery. That sentiment is clearly reflected in every major poll of American's over the last year. What is important is that there is a clear disconnect between the financial markets, statistical economic headlines, and the reality of the vast majority of American consumers. So, riddle me this - what happens when that disconnect is eventually resolved?
Bond-Buying-Frenzy Saves Stocks From Giving Up All 'Goldilocks' Gains
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 15:04 -0500
Getting A Job At McDonald's Harder Than Getting Accepted To The Ivy League
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 14:50 -0500In 2011, McDonald's announced it would hire 50,000 new employees on April 19 for its National Hiring Day. They eventually hired 62,000 people. Over 1 million people applied. With 62,000 hired out of more than 1 million, that leaves the McDonald's acceptance rate at 6.20%. Let's see how that compares with the Ivy League acceptance rate in 2011...
Senate Democrats Defeat The President: Why Obama Is Rushing To Fast-Track The TPP
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 14:25 -0500- Australia
- Barack Obama
- China
- Council Of Economic Advisors
- Dean Baker
- Department of Justice
- Fail
- Institute For International Economics
- Janet Tavakoli
- Japan
- Mexico
- New York Times
- Obama Administration
- Post Office
- President Obama
- Reality
- Reuters
- Trade Deficit
- Transparency
- Wall Street Journal
- Washington D.C.
- White House
- World Bank
Moments ago, in an embarrassing setback for the president, Senate Democrats in a 52-45 vote - short of the required 60 supporters - blocked a bill that would give President Barack Obama fast-track authority to expedite trade agreements through Congress, a major defeat for the president and his allies who "say the measure is necessary to complete a 12-nation Pacific trade deal that is a centerpiece of the administration’s economic agenda." But don't count it out yet: the WSJ cites Mitch McConnell who told reporters shortly before the vote, which he expected to lose, that “This issue’s not over" adding that "I’m hopeful we’ll put this in the win column for the country sometime soon.”
Canaries In The Coal Mine, Part 1: Tech High-Flyers Fall To Earth
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 14:00 -0500Bull markets don’t end all at once. Generally a few egregiously-overvalued sectors blow up first and are dismissed by most observers as aberrations. Instead, they turn out to be a sign of things to come. In the previous decade’s bubble it was subprime housing that led the way, while being initially characterized by experts as too small to matter. Click here for Ben Bernanke’s ongoing attempts to convince the world to relax and ignore housing’s problems. This time around we of course won’t know until after the fact which sector is the canary in the coal mine. But these epic fails in the bubbly social media/online marketplace region of tech certainly look like viable candidates.
If You're Not Outraged By NSA Surveillance, Here's Why You Should Be
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 13:14 -0500Thursday, in a long-awaited opinion, the Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York' three-judge panel ruled that the NSA program that secretly intercepts the telephone metadata of every American was illegal. It’s now up to Congress to vote on whether or not to modify the law and continue the program, or let it die once and for all. Lawmakers must vote on this matter by June 1, when they need to reauthorize the Patriot Act. A key factor in that decision is the American public’s attitude toward surveillance. Given the vast amount of revelations about NSA abuses, it is somewhat surprising that just slightly more than a majority of Americans seem concerned about government surveillance. Which leads to the question of why?
Kerry & Lavrov Hold Joint Press Conference After "Open, Friendly, Business-Like" Meeting - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 13:02 -0500After what we are sure was a 'productive' day's discussion, US Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov are set for a joint press conference... to explain how they have made-up, forgiven each other, and hugged it out (or not).
Armed Robbery In Midtown Manhattan Jewelry Store, Shots Fired
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 12:42 -0500New York's thieves are getting bolder. After years without any violent crime in that mecca of hedge funds, midtown east, moments ago the NYC Scanner reported that there was an armed robbery in a jewelry store at 510 Madison where shots were fired (seemingly unaware that NYC is a gun free zone) and while 1 suspect was in custody two are still outstanding.
Wall Street To Enter Hollow Guilty Plea On FX Rigging, Return To Business As Usual
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 12:25 -0500The Justice Department looks set to extract "unprecedented" guilty pleas from some of Wall Street's largest banks in connection with their role in rigging FX markets. Nevertheless, fears of triggering an "Arthur Andersen effect" will ensure that once again, TBTF institutions will suffer no material consequences.
Bond Short Squeeze Sends Stocks Green For The Day
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 12:20 -0500Trannies remain lower as the rest of the US equity market has accelerated higher after the 3Y auction and the short squeeze in bond-land...
Central Banks Drop An Anvil On Bond Shorts In Today's 3 Year Auction
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 12:15 -0500Earlier today, there was once again a massive scarcity of 3 Year underlying paper, when as the SMRA charts below show, the bond was trading the most negative in repo it has been since September: at a -1.68% rate, everyone was rushing to short ahead of today's 3 Year auction. And with the latest tumble in rates, absolutely, everyone was convinced shorting today's 3 Year auction would be easy money. And then the central banks showed up, in the form of a whopping 52.7% in Indirect Bid takedown in the just concluded auction of $24 billion in 3 Years, which also was the highest indirect bid since December 2009.
Kerry Meets Putin For The First Time In 2 Years As Russia And China Launch First Ever Joint Naval Drill
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 11:51 -0500
Pope Warns "Powerful People Don't Want Peace Because They Live Off War"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 11:35 -0500Amid festering global conflict, the Pope patiently explains the arms trade to a room full of school children. "This is serious. Some powerful people make their living with the production of arms and sell them to one country for them to use against another country.”


