Archive - May 18, 2015 - Story
City Secure? Baltimore Is Averaging 1.3 Murders Per Day Since Riot
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 15:55 -0500The widespread riots, looting, and indiscriminate arson may have subsided in Baltimore, but the violence has not. As The Washington Post reports, "from mid-April to mid-May, 31 people were killed, and 39 others were wounded by gunfire. Twice, 10 people were shot on a single day."
Young & American? You're Out Of Luck
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 15:30 -0500Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill. At least, that is the way it looks.
Volumeless VIXtermination Fuels Stock-Buying Frenzy To Record Highs
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 15:09 -0500
The Last Two Times This Happened, Stocks Crashed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 14:54 -0500According to Tobin's Q, which compares stock prices to the replacement value of companies' underlying assets, equity markets have become detached from reality to a degree only witnessed on two occasions in history: the tech bubble and 1929.
Dead Nation Walking
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 14:37 -0500Many people seem to think that America has lost its sense of purpose. You don’t have to seek further than the USA’s sub-soviet-quality passenger railroad system, which produced the spectacular Philadelphia derailment last week that killed eight people and injured dozens more. Six days later, we’re still waiting for some explanation as to why the train was going 100 miles-per-hour on a historically dangerous curve within the city limits. The condition of our trains is symptomatic of the shape of the nation.
Why The Little Liesman Econ Achievers "Just Love Keynes"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 14:14 -0500Curious about the economic fate of the US? Here it is:
Q. Steve Liesman: Who is your favorite economist?
A. Nat'l Economics Challenge participant #1: Keynes. I just love Keynes.
A. Nat'l Economics Challenge participant #2: I do too, because he spends a lot of money.
And proud we are of all of them.
Financial Execs Urge Fed To Rein In "Over-Exuberance... Hangover Will Be Difficult To Cope With"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 13:30 -0500In a stunningly honest turn of events - though likely self-preserving - a number of senior financial services executives are reportedly urged authorities around the world to bolster their crisis-busting arsenals amid fears that ultra-low interest rates have increased the risks of financial instability. As The FT reports, the heads of companies including HSBC, UBS and BlackRock will on Monday release a joint statement demanding policy-makers "address emerging market inefficiencies in the financial system, such as over-exuberance within asset classes." Policy-makers must “lean against something that is making people feel good but is actually going to give them a hangover they will find difficult to cope with."
The San Francisco Fed Just Gave A Green Light For A June Rate Hike
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 13:04 -0500The punchline from the most recent San Fran Fed "research" paper is that since Glenn "double seasonal adjustment" Rudebusch is one of Yellen's favorite hometown economists, she now has the green light to completely ignore the weakest economic print since last Q1, and to focus entirely on the best economic print in the US: the surge in part-time senior citizen workers, pardon, the "zero slack" unemployment rate of 5.4%. She also has the justification why to ignore it: the bad data wasn't seasonally adjusted enough (the good data was seasonally-adjusted just right).
Atlanta Fed 2 - 0 Wall Street Optimists: Q2 GDP Expectations Crash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 12:38 -0500Who could have predicted this? Wall Street's consensus crowd of perennial optimists have taken the machete out to Q2 GDP growth expectations (just as they had to when Q1 showed them all for the worse weather forecasters ever). The tumble in Q2 expectations brings Wall Street once again, closer to where The Atlanta Fed's GDPNow model forecast is... a mere 0.7% growth... and drags total 2015 growth well below trend.
David Stockman: "We Are Entering The Terminal Phase Of The Global Financial System"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 12:14 -0500"What happened in each of those episodes was a short-run break in the system, collapse of confidence and flight to gold. What I think we are facing now is a terminal phase of a monetary system that isn’t viable, stable or sustainable. Therefore gold has but one characteristic - massive upside in the years ahead."
Investors Are Trapped In A "Twilight Zone", BofAML Warns Of Looming C.R.A.S.H. Risks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 11:52 -0500Episodes of “corrections” are apparently happening more frequently according to BofAML's credit strategist Barnaby Martin and given the extremities of liquidity, profits, technological disruption, regulation, and income inequality, BofAML warns 'gently' that the potential for a cleansing drop in asset prices cannot be dismissed. Most likely catalysts: Consumer, Rates, A-shares, Speculation, High Yield. "We advise selling risk into strength, buying volatility into weakness, advocate higher than normal levels of cash and would add some gold."
This Is What A $240/Share AAPL Would Look Like In Context
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 11:26 -0500If Carl Icahn, whose $6.8 billion in AAPL holdings makes him nearly a 6x bigger holder of the stock than the Swiss National Bank, is correct and AAPL is truly worth $240/share today, or about $1.4 trillion, roughly equivalent to 9% of US GDP, then this is how AAPL would rank if it were a sovereign nation...
More Buffett Hypocrisy: "Eco-friendly" Billionaire Seeks to "Squash" Nevada Rooftop Solar
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 11:01 -0500"Warren Buffett highlights how his Berkshire Hathaway Inc. utilities make massive investments in renewable energy. Meanwhile, in Nevada, the company is fighting a plan that would encourage more residents to use green power," Bloomberg reports, in the latest example of the world's ultra-rich not practicing what they preach.
Obama Joins Twitter
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 10:48 -0500Hello, Twitter! It's Barack. Really! Six years in, they're finally giving me my own account.
— President Obama (@POTUS) May 18, 2015
S&P 500 Hits Record Above December "Fat Finger" High
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 10:38 -0500December 18th 2014 saw SPY - the S&P 500 ETF - suddenly spike to 212.97 (on no news whatsoever). We have now taken out that "fat finger" peak.


