Archive - May 22, 2015 - Story
China's Tulipmania Full Frontal: Shenzhen's Parabolic Stocks Just Hit 67x P/E
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 13:15 -0500Forget Shanghai and its roaring stock market, there's a new centre for speculative excess in China. Nothing says sustainable capital formation like a stock index that trades at a valuation of 67.2 times earnings, is up 166% in the last year and whose components regularly see 500% rallies (and recently epic collapses). Welcome to Shenzhen.
Oil Prices Unmoved By Oil Rig Count Decline Of Just 1
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 12:44 -0500The total rig count dropped by just 3 last week - the smallest decline since December - to 885, tracking perfectly with the 4-month lagged oil price we have been showing for 4 months. Oil rigs dropped just 1 on the week to just 659 - the lowest since August 2010. Oil prices are unch.
JPMorgan Officially Apologizes For Being A Criminal Market Manipulator
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 12:40 -0500Presented with little comment, aside to ask - how many 'people' went to jail for this?
Willem "Gold-Is-A-6000-Year-Bubble" Buiter Says A New Greek Currency "Would Be Rubbish"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 12:16 -0500Having shown his true colors in recent months by embarking not just on an anti-gold crusade, but more recently on an anti-cash mission, Citi's Willem Buiter has once again exposed his newly minted CFR status-quo-embracing status this morning. During an appearance on CNBC, Buiter notes that there would be "havoc" if Greece left the euro zone and adopted an alternative currency; but then he went on the pre-prescription blasting that any kind of alternative currency tied to the euro "would be rubbish." These comments come just hours after German FinMin Schaeuble raised the possibility that Greece may need a parallel currency alongside the euro if the country’s talks with creditors fail.
Yellen Warns "Rate Hikes Appropriate This Year", Blames "Snowy Winter" - Live Feed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 11:55 -0500Traders looking to get an early start on the holiday weekend will have to wait a bit longer today, as Janet Yellen is set to speak to a sold-out audience at the Providence, Rhode Island Chamber of Commerce’s Economic Outlook Luncheon today.... *YELLEN SAYS RATE RISE AT SOME POINT THIS YEAR IS APPROPRIATE
Austria Confirms Faith In Fiat Fading: Repatriates 110 Tons Of Gold From BOE
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 11:43 -0500Six months ago we warned that Austria was considering it, and now, as Kronen-Zeitung reports, with no rigged Swiss-like referendum required, Austrian Central Bank Governor Edwald Nowotny has committed to repatriating 110 tonnes of gold. This is part of Nowotny's new "gold strategy" and with his position (on paper) as one of Draghi's foremost lieutenants, appears to be a huge stab in the back for super-Mario. While gold withdrawals from the NY Fed are incessant, this time it appears the Bank of England faces the trust-fall as 80% of Vienna's gold is held there.
Dear FBI: Here Is Today's Market Manipulation
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 11:32 -0500Last Thursday, it was Avon that was cheated higher after a fake takeover filing provided just enough momo juice for the machines to destroy any and every short in the stock instantly. Today, it was Quest Diagnostics turn to be manipulated.
This Is How The Clowns At The DEA Screen For Drug Dealers On Amtrak
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 11:14 -0500"So to avoid getting hassled by the state, don’t act nervous, but don’t act too calm either. Don’t stare straight ahead unless you’re on the telephone, in which case don’t look around. And disembark right amidst all the other passengers with lots of luggage."
This Is How You "Boost" GDP: US Sells Over $4 Billion In Weapons To Israel, Iran And Saudi Arabia
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 10:24 -0500
When in doubt how to boost GDP, always revert to that old Keynesian favorite. War.
Wall Street R.I.P. - The Bubble Is Dying At The Zero Bound
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 10:10 -0500If any evidence was needed that the market is dying at the zero bound, it came in this week’s violent 15-minute rip when the algos read the Fed’s release to mean there will be no rate hike in June. It put you in mind of monetary rigor mortis - the last spasm of something that’s already dead but doesn’t know it. The Great Financial Bubble dying at the zero bound has been inflating with just three interruptions - 1987, 2000 and 2008-09 - for the last 33 years. As a result, the market value of stocks, bonds and other debts have simply become decoupled from national income.
Why The US Consumer Is About To be Crushed: The Obamacare Inflationary Deluge Arrives
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 09:53 -0500For the past three years, the biggest argument supporters of Obamacare would trot out every single time when faced with opposition to the mandatory tax, would be that despite widespread predictions of soaring prices, US medical care service costs had remained low and even, on occasion, declined. All that changed moments ago when core US inflation finally spiked the most since 2013 driven by a 0.7% monthly surge in medical care service costs: the highest since 2007!
Meanwhile, Mass Layoffs Continue For America's Miners
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 09:51 -0500Murray Energy, the third-largest coal producer in the US, will layoff 21% of its employees with the majority of the cuts coming in West Virginia, which is staring down a $195 million budget gap thanks to the slide in coal prices. Meanwhile, CEO and founder Robert Murray is buying more coal mines.
Why Oil's Rally Is Over
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 09:20 -0500A lot of people have got very excited as the price of WTI has bounced back from the lows reached a few months ago. If oil fails to break and hold above $62 this time around, however, their enthusiasm could well be misplaced, as the fundamental factors that caused the price decline in the first instance are still in place.
Shake Shocker: Each SHAK "Restaurant" Is Now Worth $53 Million
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/22/2015 08:38 -0500Yesterday the average SHAK restaurant was worth $48 million. Today it is $53 million and rising, following the overnight 6% surge in the company's market cap. Because why not.



