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Alibaba Job Opening: "Code Monkey" Motivator Who Looks Like Porn Star





Alibaba — where gender diversity is a point of pride — has an interesting job opportunity available for anyone who thinks they might be a good "programmer cheerleader"...

 

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There Is No Recovery: Sucking Spoilt Milk From A Bloated Dead Sow





"With US GDP growth ‘officially’ back where it belongs, in the Arctic zone close to freezing on the surface but much worse in real life, for reasons both Albert Edwards and Ambrose Evans-Pritchard (not exactly a pair of Siamese twins) remarked this week; that is, excluding the 'biggest inventory build in history, the economy contracted sharply', it’s time for everyone to at long last change the angle from which they view the world, if not the color of their glasses."

 

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Why There Will Never Be A CapEx Recovery





Unfortuantely, until three things change dramatically, there will never be a capex boom, corporate revenues will keep declining, and companies will continue artificially inflating their stock prices by diverting every last profitable dollar into instant gratification for "activist" shareholders (and option-compensated management) instead of investing into long-term growth.

 
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